Brooke Mueller's Sobriety Is Going Well
It seemed like Brooke Mueller was shuffling along the road toward sobriety with Charlie Sheen as her co-pilot (first mistake), but last night she took a sharp turn down Crackhead Way and crashed into fuckery yet again. TMZ says that Brooke's latest mug shot of haggard beauty was taken last night after cops in Aspen, CO caught her coke-handed. The original Sheen goddess was also accused of beating some lady, so a misdemeanor third degree assault charge was thrown on top of her felony drug possession charge. You know it's the holiday season when Brooke Mueller is out doing some crackhead shit. The sound of a mug shot camera flash going off in front of Brooke's face is like hearing Santa jingle his bell. The cops released this long ass statement to People about Brooke's arrest:
"On Dec. 2, 2011, at approximately 11:32 p.m., officers with the Aspen Police Department were on a routine walk through at the [music venue] Belly Up, 450 S. Galena Street, Aspen when they contacted a woman who reported an assault which had taken place. The woman identified Brooke Mueller, 34, of Los Angeles, California as the aggressor.After midnight, December 3, 2011, Aspen Police located Mueller at [the nightclub] Escobar, 426 E. Hyman Ave, Aspen. Mueller was arrested and charged with assault in the third degree (class one misdemeanor) and possession of cocaine with intent to distribute (class four felony). Mueller posted bond of $11,000 and was released with a District Court date of December 19, 2011."
Brooke and Charlie's 2-year-old twins should be granted emancipation and they should be the ones raising their crazy crackhead parents, not the other way around. That should happen. But it's hard to blame Brooke for her latest fucked up. Two words: TWAT PEE! Bitch was on The World According to Paris this year and that would almost make anyone dive off the wagon (not that she was ever on the wagon) and punch a trick in the face.
With all that being said, say it with me now, Brooke:
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Submitted by patty cake on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 1:51am.
intent to distribute? how much did she have on her?
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4 grams
Awww....poor little rich girl. I don't feel sorry for that cunt! Fuck her! My friends desperately wants to have children and can't get pregnant. They are amazing people and would be amazing parents. Why is this ho able to procreate?
Hey Brooke - instead of snorting all your money, why not donate that money to families that can't afford to eat? Why not donate to Toys for Tots? Why not visit children in the hospital who won't be alive to see Christmas? Or how about spending QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR CHILDREN you PIECE OF SHIT!
Here's the Colorado sentencing shit:
"The maximum penalty for manufacturing, sale, or distribution of most illegal drugs in Colorado is 16 years in prison and a $750,000 fine.
Additional penalties, including mandatory prison and a substantial increase in the penalties listed above, may apply if certain factors are present, such as the weight of drugs present, a prior drug conviction, or the presence of a firearm.
Federal judges are required to sentence offenders pursuant to the Federal Sentencing Guidelines, which chart predetermined prison terms for those convicted of drug offenses. For example, in federal court the sentence for cocaine trafficking is from 5 years to 40 years for a first conviction with no additional aggravating factors."
Since it's not her first offense, I think her ass is grass.
Man, she really looks like Keira Knightley in that animated GIF at the bottom. :O
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 5:44pm.They should make some sort of crackhead island to banish people like her and Lindsay to since they obviously have no desire to ever lay down the crack pipe, and just do harm to innocent people.
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Like the island of misfit toys.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
Submitted by patty cake on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 1:51am.
intent to distribute? how much did she have on her?
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*raises hand*... i'll try to field this one...
now, bear with me, because it's late, and i've been drinking(Shocking, i know!)...
in Florida, as little as a dust covered packet is "possession"... a third degree felony... gets ya up to five years on paper,(probation)or locked... ya know, if you're poor, and have a public pretender.
more than twenty eight grams(correct me, if i'm wrong) is considered "trafficking"... mandatory three in the pen... again, as long as you're one of the "little people"
two to four hundred grams will get ya a mandatory minimum of seven years locked, and if you have more than a hundred fifty kilograms of "sniff stuff" is done as a first degree felony of trafficking in cocaine... can get ya life locked, with no early release...
at ANY time they can tack on the whole "intent to distribute" stuff.... this is, again, from what i recall(don't look at me that way!... i never was busted!) about Florida, but... come on... you know as well as i do that she's gonna get this(whatever amount she had) dropped down, and get nothing... well... maybe a stint on another reality show?
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
intent to distribute? how much did she have on her?
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Still young and ok-looking at 34; sick Charlie Sheen money coming in on a monthly basis; two cute boys who need a mother.....AND YOU CAN'T STOP FUCKING IT ALL UP.
I don't feel sorry for her. I feel sorry for working mothers who don't have zillions rolling in and who struggle every day to make ends meet. Fuck her.
That said, addiction is a bitch. She won't make 40.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 9:21pm.
Damn, that demon sure has a hold on her. She's an idiot but I still am sad for her.
In a way I am too when I think of the devastating effects that drugs and alcohol have on people.
Amy Winehouse before the bad shit happened:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxtcY86ecKQ&feature=related
Damn, that demon sure has a hold on her. She's an idiot but I still am sad for her.
So this is the night club...good music on the site BTW!
http://escobaraspen.com/
I pay the 100 dollars for news eve if Brooke agrees to return for a boxing match with the woman. Drugs do fucked up things to good people. This bar has a stripper pole also awesome!
They must have Dr.Drew on retainer by now. Addiction is a bitch.
*sigh*
NEXT.
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 6:45pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 6:13pm.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 6:01pm.
PA is pretty messed up and you haven't even mentioned Bird in Hand or Intercourse.
How can you forget Blue Ball, PA?
The population center (based on the 2000 census) of North Carolina is located in a community called Erect.
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A quick Google search for dirty town names yields:
"Big Bone State Park, Kentucky"
"Anus, France"
"Spread Eagle, Wisconsin"
"Big Beaver, Saskatchewan"
"Dildo, Newfoundland"
"Glasscock, Texas"
..among others.
http://www.dribbleglass.com/jokes/town-names.htm
tee hee! I feel like a five year old lol
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 6:13pm.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 6:01pm.
PA is pretty messed up and you haven't even mentioned Bird in Hand or Intercourse.
How can you forget Blue Ball, PA?
The population center (based on the 2000 census) of North Carolina is located in a community called Erect.
She's beginning to make Lilo look Linnocent! I bet she's all sorts of freaky in the sack when she's high!
Keeping the REAL in Gossip!
Brooke needs to sit her ass by the freeway entrance with a sign saying "HELP ME"... all the billions her family has can't seem to help her.
Help yourself, dumbass!
... and get that fucked up metal tooth fixed!
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 6:01pm.
PA is pretty messed up and you haven't even mentioned Bird in Hand or Intercourse.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 12:20pm.
More like HYWOMAN Avenue.
Who is in charge of naming streets? There is a street a few miles from me named Athol Street. "Say, who lives on that street?" "Oh, I dunno, some athol."
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Hahahaa!
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hehe! There's a town called Athol in n.w. Massachusetts. Also a Buttzville, NJ and a Scotrun, PA (which looks like "scrotum," natch)
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It so happens i have been to Buttzville NJ several times and know it well, so no cracks! Ha! Get it?!
So they weren't satisfied with Scranton, I suppose. Kept going. Scotrun, Scrotorum, Santorum,Testisville… buncha sick bastards in PA.
Submitted by ricockulous on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 5:43pm.
Thankyouverymuch! :-)
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You're welcum!
Just think when their kids are old enough to google their parents, although i'm sure they will have a good idea of what they were like as I don't see Brooke or Charlie ever growing up or giving a fuck.
They should make some sort of crackhead island to banish people like her and Lindsay to since they obviously have no desire to ever lay down the crack pipe, and just do harm to innocent people.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 5:13pm.
I actually think Paris Hilton introduced her to Charlie.
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Can someone introduce Paris to the Zodiac Killer?
Submitted by WinterOwl22 - I actually think Paris Hilton introduced her to Charlie.
Actually, just as bad, Brooke and Charlie were introduced by fellow addicts Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart:
http://celebritywonder.ugo.com/picture/Brooke_Mueller/EricDaneReb_Granit...
Submitted by ricockulous on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 5:10pm.
I hope they spared no expense hiring world class nannies. You have to wonder why Brooke turned out the way she did...
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@Bjork you- Thankyouverymuch! :-)
I haven't figured out how to reply to a comment yet. Grrrrr...
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 12:27pm.
She does look pretty in her mugshot. And looks like i am not the only one who read Hymen instead of Hyman first..
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You would, slut. Give me back my Nora necklace.
Her mug shot is up there with a fave of mine, Kimora Lee Simmons, who was busted for driving with weed. Look at her, still stoned and shit, refusing to let that arrest wreck her buzz:
http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecach...
I actually think Paris Hilton introduced her to Charlie.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Kids I have to be honest, the tears of misery are sliding so fast off my face that tonight me and the chipmunks, Fyodor and Mazeltov will take to looking deeply into each other’s eyes and then falling into a deep embracing hug so as to praise the lord that at least we have been spared the inner torment and self hate that molests our ray of Sunshine. If only Charlie her crack head husband was there with her in her time of need Brooke would be here with us singing kumbaya.
Such is the life of a tormented ray of hope who refuses to come clean with herself. Suck it up bixch…
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/12/my-hero-brooke-mueller-is-arrest...
The one kid looks just like Sheen. (Estevez)
Submitted by ricockulous - Where are her kids?...
Brooke's filthy rich mother and step-father have the twins in Palm Beach:
http://www.palmbeachtoday.net/israelcancer/ICgala_096.jpg
Step-father Jon Fiore on left, Brooke's mother Moira on far right.
Another pic:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/02/article-1382689-0BB97DDC000005...
I hope they spared no expense hiring world class nannies. You have to wonder why Brooke turned out the way she did...
Where are her kids? I don't really follow these two (Brooke and Charlie), but it seems to me that maybe she should get her shit together before she is allowed to care for young children. Is Daddy Spears available, he did wonders for Britney?!?
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Submitted by unemployed_bum on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 12:39pm.
Doing coke at a club called "Escobar"... oh the irony
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And Charlie is in Colombia.
PUT THE DOTS TOGETHER! LOL.
Escobar - cocaine drug lord from Columbia who was the main source of all cocaine in the 1971's and 80's.
I want to watch Blow now.
In 1986, 2 years after Brooke's biological dad Allen Mueller died, her mother, Moira, married Kenny Wolofsky, and they soon became billionaires in real estate (as well as staples in the Palm Beach social scene). They also owned a home in Aspen, and Brooke spends a lot of time in that city. Brooke had attended exclusive private schools and Pepperdine, trying her hand at acting before going into the family business. She was first arrested in September 1996 for DUI and property damage and again in March 2001 for cocaine possession. Both cases were ultimately dropped. (Thanks, Daddy!) Ken Wolofsky died in 2003 and Moira went on to marry professional singer/songwriter Jon Fiore. (Brooke was married once upon a time to a man named Scott Allen before Charlie.)
JFC, does ANYONE care about the well being of those kids? And fuck having Brooke's parents taken them, THEY RAISED BROOKE!
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Forget your troubles, come on get happy
You better chase all your cares away
LOL @ SANS FARDS!
brookes topless pics AT.... http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/
Loathsome. Her friendship with Paris Hilton alone - apart from procreating with Sheen, being mother of the fucking century and hitting some other woman while coked to her roots in a club called ESCOBAR FFS - make her total garbage.
You know this woman undertips if she tips at all, parks in handicapped spaces, sneers at "ugly" or "fat" people when she's in the public, and is just your basic ego-driven vile cunt in all aspects. My evidence for this? See above re Hilton, Paris.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 12:20pm.
More like HYWOMAN Avenue.
Who is in charge of naming streets? There is a street a few miles from me named Athol Street. "Say, who lives on that street?" "Oh, I dunno, some athol."
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Hahahaa!
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hehe! There's a town called Athol in n.w. Massachusetts. Also a Buttzville, NJ and a Scotrun, PA (which looks like "scrotum," natch)
Reminds me of this hilarious NYT article. lulz.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/23/world/europe/23crapstone.html
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sandbeotch, grrrr! :P celine is skinny...true dat but she's got her shit together. at least it seems so.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 12:20pm.
More like HYWOMAN Avenue.
Who is in charge of naming streets? There is a street a few miles from me named Athol Street. "Say, who lives on that street?" "Oh, I dunno, some athol."
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Hahahaa!
She was always a coke head and what attracted her to Charlie was drugs and money. What attracted him to her was drugs and sex. The deserve each other.
IMO there is no connection between coke and having twins. BThis skank and the other women mentioned below underwent fertility treatments.
I just hope she screamed "THESE AREN'T MY PANTS!" like all good crackheads do when the Popo search them.
Maybe Jack Frost was nipping at her nose again.
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LMAO @ Haribo, I was cracking a joke about Celine, but you never know. She's a celebrity, she's skinny, she had twins...
Maybe cocaine is good for kick starting the ovaries?
Another spoiled, little bitch that cleans up enough for PR purposes, but not so she can be a good mom to her kids. I'm pretty sure everyone knew she wasn't clean when she showed up with Charlie playing happy family for the tabloids.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Popo drama is obviously her xmas tradition. Good pic of her tho.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Slutleena on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 1:50pm.
i was/still am wondering what she saw in charlie. he's not even attractive ffs.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 12:53pm.
was she a cokehead before meeting sheen or became one after hooking up with him?
---Either way, she fell head first into his stash, like, up to her waist. If it wasn't for CPS, she'd still be there snorting. Denise booted him for drugs and pron and prossies and Brooke snorted that shit right up.
Y'know I'm starting to wonder if there's a link between cocaine use and getting knocked up with twins.
Brooke, Angie Jo, J-Lo, Julia Roberts, Celine Dion...
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those poor kids :/
as for ther link between coke use and twins...celine dion???? seriously?? were the hell have i been?!! i've never heard one single rumor about celine using coke!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 12:44pm.
Give the kids to Denise already.
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Something about Denise doesn't sit right with me. Sure she can pass background checks hence her recent adoption but it's just something about her I can't get my finger on...
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 12:53pm.
was she a cokehead before meeting sheen or became one after hooking up with him?
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I was thinking the same exact thing yesterday. I remember when he first brought her on the red carpet and she looked clean and normal. I thought then why such a normal woman would want to put up with a drugged out womanizer and marry him so quickly after starting a relationship. I wonder now was she his partner in crime all along and they just cleaned her up right before they got married.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee