As Stacy Keibler massages cream made of blended cashmere into the raw spot on George Clooney’s no-no hole while sipping sparkling diamond water with the other hand, his former leased piece is getting into a brawl of words with her supposed boyfriend in the lobby of her apartment building. How dreadful. Some witness tells Radar that Elisabetta Canalis and Mehcad Brooks broke up last night after a war of words ended with her throwing all of his shit out of her apartment. Elisabetta and Mehcad started bumping b-holes about a month ago, but they’re trying to make us believe that Eggs is back on the menu. The witness had this to say about Elisabetta’s dramatic cunt meltdown:
“Elisabetta and Mehcad were in the lobby obviously fighting with each other. At first they were trying not to call attention to themselves. But after a few minutes they couldn’t contain themselves anymore and their voices started to escalate. They both became so angry, it was like they were oblivious to the fact that they were out in public: At one point, Elisabetta shoved Mehcad really hard, and he shouted right back at her to stop acting crazy.
Finally Elisabetta screamed, ‘Just go! Get out of here!’ and stormed up to her apartment. Moments later, she returned to the lobby carrying an armful of things, which included a Balenciaga hand bag. She told him, ‘Tell that asshole to take his shit and never contact me again’ — then, she turned on her heel and stormed off! To say she was angry would be an understatement! I was really surprised by the whole thing, because I saw her wearing what looked like a wedding ring just last week. I thought they were madly in love!”
There’s a blind item that suggests Eggs likes skin sausage on the side and Elisabetta Canalis is his Steven Tyler-looking ass beard, and I never really believed it until now. What turned me is the part where Elisabetta returned the fancy purse Eggs gave her. Elisabetta would pry a diamond ring off of a dying’s abuelita’s finger and would punch a bunny in the face to steal the dandelion in its paw if somebody told her it was worth something, so there’s no way she would give away a purse! If you’re going to completely stage a fight for attention, at least make it believable.