JLo’s toy of the moment/back-up dancer, Casper Smart, is currently with her in Morocco at the opening of some mall and before he strapped himself into his booster seat on his sugar madre’s private jet, he had a mini Tweetrum about the “haters” talking shit about his relationship. Casper puffed up his chest, pulled up his Pull-Ups, stood on his tippy toes and huffed out this:
Runnin around city getting all my stuff ready and packed for Casablanca tonight.. #stayingbusy
I don’t understand how people can speak on other people or things they know nothing of??!!! #CRAZY Off to Morocco!!!!
Casper then re-Tweeted a bunch of pats on the head from his followers.
@Caspersmart dont listen to the haters i think ur awesome 🙂 And a good dancer 🙂
I think @Caspersmart an @JLo make a really good couple but you know everyones gonna hate cuz when your happy or successful ppl have to hate
@Caspersmart Well Mr.Sexy guy say BLURRPP to the haters 🙂 probably i will support you and @JLo until the end my dear 🙂 ♥
Why are ppl judging @Caspersmart no 1 knows how long @JLo was separated be4 she announced the divorce ppl need 2 stop being so quick 2 judge
Can’t JLo turn on the parental controls on the BlackBerry Casper uses to Tweet? Isn’t there some kind of pacifier add-on for Twitter that will stop his whining, because damn. JLo adopted Casper from The KFed Boy Toy Agency like 15 seconds ago and he’s already pissed about all the shit people are saying? It’s going to be a long (insert the number of weeks you bet in the office pool on how long this “relationship” will last) if Casper can’t take a little shade.
Casper, who sort of looks like a humanized Dewey Duck on growth hormones to me, needs to spend less time getting his Underoos twisted and more time practicing hitting JLo from the back. Can you imagine watching Casper trying to mount JLo’s big ass? It probably looks like a toddler trying to crawl up a slide. Just slipping all over the place and shit. Casper, here’s a tip: get a running start.
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