Casper Smart Responds To His "Haters" On Twitter
JLo's toy of the moment/back-up dancer, Casper Smart, is currently with her in Morocco at the opening of some mall and before he strapped himself into his booster seat on his sugar madre's private jet, he had a mini Tweetrum about the "haters" talking shit about his relationship. Casper puffed up his chest, pulled up his Pull-Ups, stood on his tippy toes and huffed out this:
Runnin around city getting all my stuff ready and packed for Casablanca tonight.. #stayingbusy
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I don't understand how people can speak on other people or things they know nothing of??!!! #CRAZY Off to Morocco!!!!
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Casper then re-Tweeted a bunch of pats on the head from his followers.
@Caspersmart dont listen to the haters i think ur awesome :) And a good dancer :-)I think @Caspersmart an @JLo make a really good couple but you know everyones gonna hate cuz when your happy or successful ppl have to hate
@Caspersmart Well Mr.Sexy guy say BLURRPP to the haters :) probably i will support you and @JLo until the end my dear :) ♥
Why are ppl judging @Caspersmart no 1 knows how long @JLo was separated be4 she announced the divorce ppl need 2 stop being so quick 2 judge
Can't JLo turn on the parental controls on the BlackBerry Casper uses to Tweet? Isn't there some kind of pacifier add-on for Twitter that will stop his whining, because damn. JLo adopted Casper from The KFed Boy Toy Agency like 15 seconds ago and he's already pissed about all the shit people are saying? It's going to be a long (insert the number of weeks you bet in the office pool on how long this "relationship" will last) if Casper can't take a little shade.
Casper, who sort of looks like a humanized Dewey Duck on growth hormones to me, needs to spend less time getting his Underoos twisted and more time practicing hitting JLo from the back. Can you imagine watching Casper trying to mount JLo's big ass? It probably looks like a toddler trying to crawl up a slide. Just slipping all over the place and shit. Casper, here's a tip: get a running start.
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forget the short little man-child. what about JHo's face?! she's looking more lizard-like than ever. And rather constipated too, making that pushing out an overdue turd face.
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Submitted by igloosrus on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 7:58am.
My sons used to look exactly like this when they were little and had to pee...pained look on the face, holding their little penis's...brings a tear to my eye...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:45pm.
BITCHES, WE ALL GOOD. When will you whores not figure it out? You got the sweets 'tween yo' legs, WORK IT!
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Fly little monkeys! fly like the wind!!!!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 10:52pm.
Whoever invented Twitter needs to be shot.
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no fucking kidding
i'm just happy it wasn't around when i was in high school. can you imagine that shit. well maybe some of you can.
this guy gives me the douche chills so bad i get a stomachache.
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is he trying to show how big his "member" is?
"It probably looks like a toddler trying to crawl up a slide."
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Submitted by Bossy on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 3:25pm.
Didn't Cris Judd work for her before they wed? I don't think she realizes how lucky she was with him - I don't think this guy will keep his mouth shut when she inevitably dumps him.
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I'm not going to hate on her because she's way older than him or because he's unattractive...no, I just think it's always a bad idea for a boss to date an employee. And she's not a first time offender when it comes to this. Using work as a dating service when you're the boss and have all the power is wrong.
Gah! They both look like creatures from the Black Lagoon.
He needs to be cast in some made for tv sci fi thing as a ghoul. No special effects needed, honest.
ITA that the hanging out with her kids with him is kinda wrong if they've only been together a short time, then again if they didn't play any affection games in front of the kids and just was all about the fun, then no harm no foul in my eyes. I just think introductions of men friends when you have kids should be handled with care and that one should take their time to make sure it's serious. That is all. (sorry to rant I have a child and an ex who jumps from one live in to the next and I feel sorry for my son)
...toddler crawl up a slide.... rofl
Besides the sex, (hahahaha), it's the upper-hand factor that's driving her to be with this dude. She calls the shots, and he's along for the ride. If the rumors are true about Skeletor, he was controlling and manipulative and perhaps she let that happen because she wanted her marriage to work with someone who was also successful and famous.
The introducing him to the kiddos though is kind of weird, since they've supposedly only been seeing each other for a short time. Do the dancers get to meet her family?
I'm procrastinating on my errands, hence my silly analysis of JLo's relationship with pocket boy toy. She must like her men shopping from the petite section.
I think she's attractive, I don't know what she saw in Skeltor or this weird looking thing.
Damn, he's weird looking. He doesnt have a baby face per se, more like "street urchin".
I don't think she only been "chilling" with this dude for a few weeks. I'm almost certain he was getting in them guts before the divorce lol. Same way when she was married to Chris Judd and she was fooling around and with Ben. She has to have a man already waiting for her before she ends any relationship. Sad really but I bet that's some good sex, but I do agree about him meeting the kids, not good.
Caspar, the friendly toddler,chill cause complaining will only make it Worse
Someone down the thread said "even Madge's toddlers are better than this"
Actually Madge's toddlers are kinda hot-especially the latest one one-and he doesnt speaky one word of english -right? perfect....
Hey what about JHO telling everyone that she wouldn't bring anyone around her 'babies' -meantime Casper here is seen tossing the dragon tales twins in the air just like a good daddy!
She is such a shameless,greedy fake ho that Im starting to respect her-after all-whats her talent-a fat ass who believes her own bullshit...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
If i was casper, or watever his name is ... i would get a needle and poke holes in the condom, so then he can impregnate his sugar momma, and HE WILL BE SET FOR LIFE!
look at guy richie, and the other guy who knocked up Jessica simpson.
learn from the best casper! WATCH AND LEARN!
Submitted by whippersnapper on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 8:19am.
lol okay :) i will call her, wat she wants to be called, jenny from the block, cuz she is real yal with street cred!
Wow. This kid is in for such a rude awakening. He's following the exact same route Shitney's Landing Strip dude was on. He's acting all like he's a star by association and she's his girl and he's set for life. Probably kicked all his old friends to the curb already. When J-Ho decides she's done with him and kicks HIM to the curb (which she absolutely will), he'll be right back to being a nobody. Hope he has some savings.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 10:34pm.
This has got to be the record for the most "dislikes" ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=kfVsfOSbJY0&NR=1
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Hahahahaha, Mani! 237,326 "dislikes"!
I just added mine.
Celebrities take Twitter to a whole new level of inconceivable stupid. This guy seriously looks like a Munchkin. He must really be packin' it.
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....well at least he has some meat on him....J-Lo probably still healing from the paper cuts she was getting from Skeletor....dem bones was sharp...
I call this "relationship" a decoy....blah blah blah...
He looks like the high school kids I teach every day. The ones who stand outside the wall and try to look tough with hoodies on every damn morning, lol. Baby faced and "serious" - a very funny combination!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 11:54pm.
obviously Jello is going back to her latina "roots".
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Jello Biafra takes offense to this new name you have given JHo.
My sons used to look exactly like this when they were little and had to pee...pained look on the face, holding their little penis's...brings a tear to my eye...
He goes to show it doesn’t matter about a troll face it’s about what’s inside that counts; I am sure in his case that would be a lot of baby batter injected via asshole. Yet another one playing the vadge card...
he's got a nice body. hell, i'd hit it. jlo, don't listen to anybody. you're not that young anymore, so go get it if you want it.
Also, hate they way these twitterwhores talk about haters. They never question the people who tell them they're FABULOUS, only the "haters". Just beyond deluded.
Fans/haters: two sides of the same slightly psychotic coin.
His name was Beau Paul (ew) and he changed it to Casper? Good work there, Brainiac.
This one and Demi's new piece ... idk. Don't they realise how much cooler and more together they'd look if they could just stand by themselves for a bit. This "must must must have a cute boyfriend" shit is so high school.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 1:38am.
Submitted by mbar on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 12:08am.
Only a backup dancer would put #stayingbusy as a hash tag.
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Can someone explain what hashtags are? I see it all the time like, #masturbating.
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It's like a label for sorting your tweet; it becomes a link of sorts. Let's say you tweet something and use the hashtag #gettinganal. You or anyone reading your tweet could click on #gettinganal and see all of the tweets that used #gettinganal as a hashtag.
Yeah, I don't get it, either. I think it's a way of trying to start a trend. Twitter is the most narcissistic form of social media. The only people who actually benefit from it are using it for marketing/advertising.
I've got three words for little Casper: REBOUND BOY TOY.
Submitted by mbar on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 12:08am.
Only a backup dancer would put #stayingbusy as a hash tag.
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Can someone explain what hashtags are? I see it all the time like, #masturbating.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 12:20am. I'm so lost on you tube tonight...I ended up in the wierd part...you know where videos of how to unlock your car with a tennis ball exist.
Hahaha! YouTube is all fun & games until you stumble upon 'Goddess Bunny' & you can't sleep for 2 days.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 10:05pm.
He reminds me of theflying monkeys in "The Wizard of Oz".
Hahahaha...I couldn't think of what it was...Thank You!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 11:07pm.
@Mani:
LOL! And TWICE as many people hate this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OxWD85Ngz4&feature=relmfu
Lol!
Amazing and really care enough to vote that they hate it!
I'm so lost on you tube tonight...I ended up in the wierd part...you know where videos of how to unlock your car with a tennis ball exist.
Anyway my vote for best song beginning goes to this...awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGqsOX4g99k&feature=like-suggest&list=UL
Only a backup dancer would put #stayingbusy as a hash tag. People with real jobs arent amazed with the fact that they're staying busy.
Is it just me or does he sort of look like Marc Anthony in this picture?
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This is such a fake relationship, but even so, dang Jlo, you could've done so much better than this!
I called it! How much you want to bet JBlow will be married to this Cris Judd 2.0 (Judd was better looking)by New Year's?
God her exes must be laughing. Vadge gets better looking pieces than that.
honestly i dont know how he finds time between tweeting and biting off the bunyeons on jello's toes.
obviously Jello is going back to her latina "roots".
bitch has got a huge chip on her shoulder cuz Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz said she was a faux latina.
in an old interview, they said she spent MOST of her early career trying to pretend not to be a latina, then all the sudden she dated diddy and started her music career and all the sudden she was latina.
but i gotta give it to her for learning to speak spanish alot of better.
jello 10 years ago, when she spoke spanish, she sounded as fluent as Bai Ling, if Bai Ling tried to speak spanish, but now she does sound more latina, she has improved her accent, obviously sucking on skeletor's anaconda helped her vocal cords.
wow he does not look good at all in that picture.
sorta like a miniature roided thing.
But kudos to him for his good gold digging game :)
he is soo tiny, i can just imagine when he is ontop of jello it would like a jack russell terrier humping on your leg, his tail would be wagging, and he would be pumping like the energizer bunny and panting with his tongue out and slobbering all over jello.
wow that SOUNDS HOT! where do i sign up?
Oh so gross (especially that last image, Mikey - yecch).
Lopez is a good-looking woman and has a jillion dollars, but this is the best she can do? I dunno - even Madge's toddlers are better looking than this pug.
Wait a minute, wait a minute: I forgot that Lopez spent years gazing at that mouth-breather Sean Combs AND Vampire!Skeletor, so maybe she sees this guy as a step up, funky teeth and strangely shorn head notwithstanding. Bleh. I think she spent too much time on that block.
Ugh, he's pinching his peepee, like the weirdo in kindergarten who ate his boogers. There's so much grossness int his pic...I can't.
@Mani:
LOL! And TWICE as many people hate this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OxWD85Ngz4&feature=relmfu
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He has such a 'dummy' face. Oh, and his real name is Beau Paul Smart.
What bothers me most is how she knows this guy 2 fucking weeks, and already he is spending weekends with her children. You DON'T introduce people you date to your kids until you have known them a LONG time.
She is such a SHIT parent.
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My piss and moans are the fuel that set my head on fire,I'm dead inside!
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get serious, I agree 100%.
Whoever invented Twitter needs to be shot.
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My piss and moans are the fuel that set my head on fire,I'm dead inside!
Shit adds up at the bottom...
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Ever notice how anyone who uses the term "haters" as part of their vocabulary is a total & complete moron? Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian use it; now this guy. Enough said...
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