Afternoon Crumbs

Bronx Mowgli cried thinking that the veiny jellyfish balls on Auntie Chestica’s chest were going to sting him in the face until he got distracted by a barbecue sauce-covered McNugget stuck in there – Hollywood Tuna

Michael Sheen looks like The Shining Jack Nicholson with an Ogilvie home perm in this picture – Lainey Gossip

GOOP probably thinks that an uncouth and uncultured magazine of the poors like GQ could never wrap their simple minds around the intricately refined style ideas that came out of her mouth, so being on their Least Interesting list is a compliment to her – The Superficial

Perry on Purry spooning – The Berry

OBVIOUS UPDATE: Nicole Kidman is still an ice cunt queen who pisses out icicles – Celebitchy

Karlie Kloss bares her nipples and bones in Vogue Italia – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Cate Blanchett’s dress would make an amazing bath tub mat – ICYDK

Doogie Howser takes back the tranny word that came out of his mouth this week – Towleroad

So was it Leonardo DiCaprio or Tobey Maguire who farted in that picture? – Popsugar

I am not sure what to think about RiRi’s Ann Jillian wig – Popoholic

WHAT. THE. FUUUUUCK. – The Daily What

“I’ll have a #1, but keep the Big Mac, the fries, the drink and…. Oh, screwit, just give me the straw to chew on” said LeAnn Rimes while ordering McDonald’s at the airport - Just Jared

Hair ring! – OMG Blog

20 years and a sex change later, Justin Bieber is still terrorizing the shoppers at Macy’s with his butchering of Mimi’s song – Videogum

The second Dallas trailer still needs more Charlene Tilton – SOW

More like, Avril Lavigne goes to the crack house with her ex. Lawd. Strung Out finally has two new poster children – I’m Not Obsessed

Khloe Kardashian is now safe for viewing – Cityrag

What in Adam Ant Hell is Jared Leto doing to himself? - Hollywood Rag