Open Post: Hosted By Matt Bellamy's Ingenious Disguise
The new master of disguise, Matt Bellamy, fooled everybody and drew zero attention to himself this morning after he plastic bagged it to take a stroll with Kate Hudson. Bitch looks like a low-budget Jason Voorhees. When you try to buy a sex mask with food stamps, this is what the sex store clerk hands you. Some might not agree with me, but Matt's not the one who should have a plastic bag over his head. Almost every movie Kate Hudson has made should be plastic bagged.
But seriously, at first I figured that Matt was just trying to hide a massive herp sore on his mouth, but then I glanced down to the amphibian socks from the ninth circle of hell wrapped around Kate's hooves. It all makes sense now. Any bitch would rather risk death by Tesco bag suffocation than be seen with a troll wearing that shit on her feet.
that. is. funny.
Has the firing squad shown up yet? While they are at it, maybe they could cap Kate for her atrocious choice in footwear.We can only hope.....
Rubberman has a pair of those shoes in black to go with his suit.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
...next time don't put holes in the plastic bags. Amateurs!!
So do I - it's my sleepytimes. Sweet dreams, Owly! :)
Becky, I have to go now. Sweet dreams!
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I had a solo last Spring, but this time the Conductor didn't really audition people. He just stuck with the first people to try out the solos. It was weird. Usually, he has people try out the solos for a few weeks and then he has those interested in trying out stay after rehearsal. He'll choose the soloists a couple of weeks later. I was very disappointed but there is always next time!
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Do you do any solo work, Owly?
@Becky, 2times a week. But this week we've been rehearsing for a few hours at night so the sound and lighting can be set up. We go over the show 2 times, but we don't sing the songs all the way through (at least the ones that we sing with the choir).
There are other groups (about 6). One is an all girls group, there's 2 guys groups, 3 mixed ones and another all womens group (they are older ladies). I think that's it. We go over our ongs Like 3 times.
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How often are you required to attend rehearsals?
No becky I didn't. I ate a Subway sandwich. I was at rehearsal for the choir concert.
My family did eat some meat thingy. I don't really know the name of it. Im sad I missed it, but I had a good time at rehearsal.
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Just boring spag bog. Did you partake of some wonderfully exotic Mexican feast?
Lemonene, we miss you! Come by another day and chat with us for a bit.
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That's ok Becky. I'll be around for maybe another hour or so. What did you have for dinner today?
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@Wowl
I'm trying to finish the dishes and sort out a bunch of other boring domestic tasks!
No, sadly Lem has only posted the once. But at least we know she is around.
Hello Lemonene!!! <- just in case. :)
Sorry I didnt reply sooner, Becky. Im just all over the D trying to catch up with today's posts.
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It sure is Becky! Has she commented again?
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Looks like it's just you and me, Wowl! High time Lemonene came back to join us in our midnight chats.
Great song as usual ESE. Goodnight!
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Hi ESE AAand Becky!
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Hey ESE! Ya lookin' good, babe! :)
howdy-do, wowl, and becks!
just off to slumber... keep getting headaches, and i don't know why(stress, i'm sure),doc can't explain 'em... anyway... saw ya pop out, and wanted to say "hi"... sooo... uuhhh... HI!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSH--SJKVQQ
night/morning/afternoon, to ya both!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hey there Owly!
Bjork You, the first 10 seconds were scary enough. But the the giant shark shows up. Travel by air just got a whole lot scarier for me!
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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:22am.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:12am.
That did not harm me, it only legitimized my fears.
And it was pretty damn funny!
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It wasn't funny! What you saw was a documentary from TLC. That shit was real.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:12am.
That did not harm me, it only legitimized my fears.
And it was pretty damn funny!
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:02am.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:20pm.
and if anyone knows how to get over the fear of flying, let me know. please.
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That is a fear that can not be undone.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g
Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:20pm.
and if anyone knows how to get over the fear of flying, let me know. please.
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That is a fear that can not be undone.
I flew a lot when I was a kid. Some time in my teens, I believe after the Reagan administration fired all the air traffic controllers, I became petrified of flying. No amount of "people fly every day" or "the air is safer than driving" can allay the fear.
I think part of it is the total lack of control; for you, I'm sure it is, since you are a driver person.
Another part of it is the fact that as we get older, we realize how stupid and incompetent other people are. When you're a kid, you might think doctors are the most brilliant people in the world, but once you attend college with a few pre-meds, you learn the truth. Movies and television don't help there -- watch a couple (or one) episodes of Grey's Anatomy.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:42pm.
that reminds me. one time the ellen jaimesons on smellNitchy had said "you type with your dick" one to many times to me. (which was always "allowed") no biggie.
but so that one day i was like fuck it.
so i typed back ...
h i i a m t y p i n g w i t h m y d i c k.
-and they banned my post asap! cowardly muthafuckaaaaaas!
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Where was this? And they banned that? Pussies. (And no offense to the awesome vaginas out there.)
Anybody else here a big driver?
Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:36pm.
heh. then chynna, it's nice to have finally met ya. i'll be honest, i'm impressed you can spell so many words.
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Ha, ha!! I can type this sentence: I have no career and can only go on "Celebrity Rehab" and other VH1 reality shows so many times. Sell me your yugo, please, I need the money.
You make driving sound cool, and it is, man. I am going to be on the road next summer. You'll be outside mowing your lawn or or buying sod off ebay or whatever the hell it is that you do, and you'll look up and see someone in car blasting Bjork, the slight scent of weed and lavender wafting out the window. That'll be me. I mean, I won't be smoking and driving, just escorting someone who does. I'll be having one of those contact highs.
that reminds me. one time the ellen jaimesons on smellNitchy had said "you type with your dick" one to many times to me. (which was always "allowed") no biggie.
but so that one day i was like fuck it.
so i typed back ...
h i i a m t y p i n g w i t h m y d i c k.
-and they banned my post asap! cowardly muthafuckaaaaaas!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
heh. then chynna, it's nice to have finally met ya. i'll be honest, i'm impressed you can spell so many words.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
it is reminiscent of old stuff. this out of denton texas circa 1990, give or take a couple years.
i think i recall it as being "dahl's gun" and not "dali's gun".
i could be wrong, it was 20 years ago or so.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
Ha, ha, Meat, my peen is STILL bigger than yourn. Yeah, I typed "yourn." Now, git.
Meat, what is this link you posted?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pJ-_jtD3Os&feature=related
It's like Eric Burden meets Gil Scott Heron.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:54pm.
In that regard, yes, I'm an ageist.
I'm also a pretty well known fatist around these parts.
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ATTENTION ALL, ONLY YOUNG, SKINNY THINGS NEED APPLY TO BE WITH MIKE. (It also helps if you killed someone in a particularly hideous way. And if that story makes it on to Dreamin Demon, mike is putty in your murderous little hands.)
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That actually makes Mike pretty cool, and not only that, he's one of the *sane* peeps in here.
And hey, when you have 8% body fat, why the fuck shouldn't you be picky?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
"Chicks dig me, too, because of my incredibly huge peen."
"peen" or no peen, my "gendar"(?) says you are female.
*folds arms* ... and that's that on that.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
absolutely give it a try in overcoming that compulsive thought process.
2 birds w/1 stone. conquering and mobility,
there is a certain serenity, especially when you add music.
the windsheild becomes your theatre.
i use it as a "detox". if i am upset. i go for a drive and process it out.
driving does become automatic, you aren't focused on the plethora of rules (that are easy to learn because they follow common sense) and can use it therapeutically.
some on d-listed might know what i'm talking about.
think of it like a video game too. a fun lil challenge.
and if anyone knows how to get over the fear of flying, let me know. please.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:10pm.
congrats mike. first guy i know of that chicks are making applications to be with. oh wait, is this a medicaid thing? ifso, i retract my congrats and we act like i never said a word.
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Chicks dig me, too, because of my incredibly huge peen.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:07pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:03pm.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll talk to anyone on here. I have never and would never use dlisted as a personals site.
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Me neither, but some do.
Anyway, I thought that Mena Suvari's career was supposed to take off like Scarlett Johanson's after "American Beauty," but she's just a step up, or down, from Thora Birch, who I think is a much better actress (shame about her creepy dad who seems to be costing her roles). Suvari seemed to be heading the way of Mischa Barton.
congrats mike. first guy i know of that chicks are making applications to be with. oh wait, is this a medicaid thing? ifso, i retract my congrats and we act like i never said a word.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:04pm.
... the best for last ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9fZlNbyLVU&feature=related
bjork, you should try driving just for the feel. it's good.
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There is a killer inside me when I'm driving, I am always thinking that I am going to crash into someone, and when driving over a bridge, I always think about careening off the road into icy waters. I'm good driving in parking lots and shit or when others aren't on the road. Maybe I will learn next summer. I did conquer my fear of horses one summer by going horseback riding every day. The little kids were all like, oh, don't be scared, if you fall, you just get back up. It did and it didn't assuage my fears.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:03pm.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll talk to anyone on here. I have never and would never use dlisted as a personals site.
... the best for last ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9fZlNbyLVU&feature=related
bjork, you should try driving just for the feel. it's good.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:54pm.
In that regard, yes, I'm an ageist.
I'm also a pretty well known fatist around these parts.
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ATTENTION ALL, ONLY YOUNG, SKINNY THINGS NEED APPLY TO BE WITH MIKE. (It also helps if you killed someone in a particularly hideous way. And if that story makes it on to Dreamin Demon, mike is putty in your murderous little hands.)
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:54pm.
In that regard, yes, I'm an ageist.
I'm also a pretty well known fatist around these parts.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:54pm.
*sighs* ... (*turns sheepishly red*) ... *fidgets awkwardly with hands in pockets* ...\
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Well, thank you, sir. I tried to follow along but couldn't. This had absolutely nothing to do with your prose. I don't drive, so it was a bit like this for me: aflks v; kaja;eal 0a r car thing alk f ff wheel akf ;;drivingalkf car thing stuff.
I'm like a cross between Alvy Singer in "Annie Hall" and her brother Dwayne, played by Christopher Walken. Me and cars a kind of like Paris Hilton and chastity.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:51pm.
They tell you to add it to a liquid, stir, and drink. I've read it's pretty gritty and doesnt really dissolve, though. I really don't think it matters how you injest it as I've also seen capsules for sale.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:36pm.
Oh hell no.
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You wouldn't go out with a woman of say, 50? Afraid of what your mom might say? Heck, they could go shopping together while you wait in the car.
AGEIST REPORTED.