Fourteen Minutes Of CaCa

December 1, 2011 / Posted by:

And here’s Lady CaCa’s latest first year art school video project which will suck up fourteen minutes of your life. Yes, it’s 13:47 minutes long. Bitch, you’re not Michael Jackson! If you have more important things to do with your 14 minutes, like wash your ass hairs one strand at a time, then let me break it down for you.

It opens with a scene straight out of CaCa, Interrupted where she’s pushed on a gurney into some hospital room/train station lounge/vacuum of pretension after just having an abortion (or gender reassignment surgery, I’m not sure….). CaCa acts for a bit but all I can focus on is how her eyebrows look like albino pubes. Then suddenly we’re in an apartment where CaCa speaks Google French, has an orgy with Cheerios, fucks her ego raw in the bathtub and twirls around in a maxi-pad bra. (I think that part symbolizes her gestating in a cocoon before emerging into the world as a Madonna clone.)

The next part was all a blur. I was slapped with Black Swan, punched in the eyes by Flashdance, kneed in the nose by All That Jazz and violently fucked in the ear by Step It Up before I completely overdosed on pretension and shut down. I’m not sure, but I think it ended with CaCa selling her soul to the dark side to become the devil empress of pop she is today. Thank you for letting us know you’re a slave to the Illuminati, CaCa. But you didn’t have to take up 14 minutes of our time to tell us that. I mean, Nina Hagen already told us and it only took her 5 seconds to do it!

Click here if you can’t see that shit above

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