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Submitted by Grace Jones on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 3:59pm.

I recognized this as Leslie from Austin right away. He's a local celebrity here.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 2:54pm.

Congrats eatmylumpia, Spaz de la Whoreta and Filthybitch!
Big thanks to all the well wishers! *so proud*

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:02pm.

Congrats win whores! And Becky...I think it's a herd or caravan of camels!

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 11:17am.

Congrats to everybody in the winners circle!!

Happy peen Friday NoAnjl! xoxoxo

Submitted by guruXen on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 9:49am.

Congrats, winners!

Becky, that line was so short, yet said so much.

Submitted by Lady RedBush on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 8:52am.

Fair play to all the great winners!!!

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 8:43am.

Congrats to eatmylumpia, becky n sydney(love it!), FilthyBitch, and Spaz de la Whoreta!
All funny as hell!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 8:41am.

Way to go everyone!! Funny captions!

Becky, I loved yours!!

Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 8:29am.

way to go eatmylumpia! LOL
Congrats to all runners up! LOL!
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Submitted by eatmylumpia on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 8:28am.

Yay! This made my Friday and sorta' want to buy a Richard Simmons workout video!

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 8:21am.

"Brittney tells The Telegraph that she lured the lady weta to her nomnoms by waving a pack of ciggies at her. She fed her a few bites and then let her go. Brittney seems to think that she's found the biggest weta on the planet.

"Three of us walked the ho strolls of this small town for two nights, scanning the shrubbery for a giant weta. We spent many hours with no luck finding any at all, before we finally saw her up in a tree."

Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 7:56am.

Congrats, winners!

Becky, yay!

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 7:40am.

great ones, congrats!!!

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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 7:36am.

Congrats winners!

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 7:33am.

Very funnay, weiners!

BTW, THIS is NOT a caption:
It's freaking hilarious that this guy has a Wiki page:

Cochran loiters near 6th Street, usually around 6th and Congress during business hours. He is most frequently seen wearing women's clothing; his most popular attire is a leopard thong and high-heeled shoes. Leslie prefers to be known as a man.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 7:31am.

Too funny, winners! Congrats!

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Submitted by guest on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 7:19am.

Congrats everyone! Becky....hahaha!!!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 7:01am.

LOL at becky and filthybitch! These are all great! Congrats!

Don't eat for yourself, eat for your chichis! - MK

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 6:55am.

"I see Tara Reid has raised her price to a packet of Camels. - becky n sydney " hahahahahahah

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 6:42am.

Cheers! to all you funny sluts!

xoxo Becky!

*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011

Submitted by WillDevil on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 2:40am.

Don't kid yourself sweetheart, he's actually the one slumming it.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 1:08am.

Being John Malkovich sequel.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 1:04am.

Richard Simmons just cant get rid the nostalgia of never having been a cheerleader.

Submitted by HoustonTX on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:51am.

Yep, as soon as I saw this. I also thought, that has to be Leslie the cross dresser from Austin.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:11am.

why John Malkovich signed on for "Bring It On: Brought Way Too Far", no one will ever know.

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Submitted by joeyjojo3355 on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:57pm.

I knew one day I would recognize one of these folks, and that day is finally here! That guygal's name is Leslie. He is a famous, sometimes homeless transvestite from Austin, Texas. My hometown: represent! And speaking of representing, Leslie has run for mayor of Austin on at least a few occasions. And now he is here on dlisted. Go, Leslie, go!

Submitted by colo on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:17pm.

WARNING: Watching Sweatin to the Oldies past midnight can be hazardous to your health. Richard Simmon's flaboyancy reaches epic proportions meanwhile the mild mannered Katie Prices of the world transform in to "Jordans" - its not a pretty sight folks.

Ahaha @ "Kate plus Fate" that one needs to win!

Submitted by AMF on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:23pm.

One can tell by his position and by the non-rainbow cheering uniform that this was Richard Simmons' sole night not playing for the other team.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 9:48pm.

It's freaking hilarious that this guy has a Wiki page:

Cochran loiters near 6th Street, usually around 6th and Congress during business hours. He is most frequently seen wearing women's clothing; his most popular attire is a leopard thong and high-heeled shoes. Leslie prefers to be known as a man.

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Submitted by DLucyAnn on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 9:45pm.

Keibler and Clooney's 10th Anniversary.

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Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 9:39pm.

Kate plus fate

the DUDE! abides...

Submitted by MardiGras on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 8:13pm.

Look, he's hiding a to-go box behind his back.

Submitted by Boo1212 on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 8:09pm.

Merry Christmas

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 7:44pm.

Enough With The Lesbian Cheerleader Storylines on GLEE Already!

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Submitted by TimC on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 7:45pm.

Doug(L) and Courtney(R) 35 years ago, the true story behind the hit movie Benjamin Buttons.

Submitted by TimC on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 8:02pm.

Is that Leslie, Austin's own queen on the scene? I'm not sure. I've never seen Leslie wear that much clothing. (Seriously, he normally wears thongs). I'm so proud Austin is now represented on D-Listed, even if it's not a hot slut of the day honorific (would it have killed you, Michael K? /side-eye/). He sure doesn't look much older than when I first saw him 20 years ago. I guess you can't go much lower than rock bottom.