Afternoon Crumbs

December 1, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Ben Affleck seems awfully calm and happy for a man whose head is getting eaten by a skunk – Lainey Gossip

Daniel Day-Lewis’ gallery of many faces is complete – The Daily What

UPDATE: Demi Moore is not dating a completely heterosexual beauty mogul, because she’s dating a completely heterosexual florist instead – The Superficial

Stacy Keibler’s 7 Minutes with George Clooney clock just hit its 5th minute – Celebitchy

“Yeah, like I did!” shouted Marcus Bachmann – Towleroad

Please tell me Elisabetta Canalis is wearing JNCO jeans – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Baby Huey’s pubestache looks like it’s leaking – Hollywood Tuna

In case you’ve ever wanted to see Today’s Jill Martin in a bikini, here you go – Popoholic

Joke of the day: “No word on if Kourtney Kardashian’s wedding will be televised” – ICYDK

Zachary Quinto’s man friend is giving me fever – Just Jared

Dianna Agron does her best Twiggy in Nylon and survey says….NO – The Berry

My guess is: Lindsay Lohan’s apartment – Cityrag

Kate Moss as David Bowie – Hollywood Rag

This boy just found a lifelong fan in Bridget Moynahan – Videogum

Piper Perabo’s face has taken Botox Blvd. straight to Kylie Minogueville – I’m Not Obsessed

What is JLo’s temporary piece doing to that Dragon Tale Twin? – Popsugar

Kelly Osbourne as a fetus. No, seriously – SOW

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