Kris Calls Kim A Fraud, Kim Calls Kris Gay
Pimp Mama Kris has gone too far this time in her campaign to paint Kris Humphries as an evil monstrous cunt oaf who stomped all over Kim's fairytale dreams. This cover of Star Magazine, obviously curated by Kris Jenner, is offensive, wrong, inhumane, illegal, goes against everything I believe in and should be reported to the proper authorities. I mean, when I saw this mess of a cover the first thing that came to my mind was that Dynasty storyline about Steve Carrington coming out of the closet after marrying Sammy Jo. The Kardashians and the Church of Dynasty are not supposed to touch in my head. That's like Lucifer walking hand-in-hand with Jesus. That's like serving me a plate of dog shit and Velveeta Shells & Cheese (aka the caviar of processed cheese meals). Pimp Mama Kris' suite in hell better be downgraded to an economy room for this. Too low, too low.
Anyway, sources tell Star that Kim thinks that Kris might love dick, because after they got married he didn't want to fuck her and only wanted to watch sports. Kim might have a point, because I don't know many straight dudes who can calmly sit in front of a TV all day watching a bunch athletes who have pissed on and fucked his wife several times. Moving on....
TMZ reports Kris is fighting back against the four-headed Kuntrashian monster by filing to annul his ten-second marriage to Kim on the grounds that she defrauded him into playing her fake groom. Kris believes that Kim only married him for the advertising money and attention while he did it for love. Kris wants Kim to pay his lawyer's fees. But wait. A source close to Kim (read: KRIS JENNER) says the marriage was also real to her and she only filed for divorce, because she was told she can only annul a marriage if there's proof of impotency, incest, bigamy, unsound mind, force or fraud.
I realize that Kris is a neanderthal who was recently discovered frozen in a block of ice and then was brought back to the living by scientists, but is he really that slow in the brains? Accusing Kim Kardashian of being a fraud is like accusing me of being a dumb slut. We already know. If you Google "Kim Kardashian is a fraud" it takes you to DUH.com. Kris was obviously in on the sham marriage and he's totally in on the sham divorce. Kris is a fraud. Kim is a fraud. They're all frauds and they've obviously ruined our beliefs in true love and the realness of reality TV. Let's all sue them for fraud. Call Gloria Allred!
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Calling someone gay as a putdown. I knew Kim was dumb but I didn't know she was stuck in the fifth grade.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:42am.
I think when Kim sold it to Vivid they cut it out (she had editorial control I guess). Some people say they've seen it and others say they haven't. If the original exists, you can probably find it on torrent or something.
I FUCKING HATE this family. They are ridiculous. And Kim, if you think he is gay but pretended to be straight before marriage you can also annul on the basis of fraud. Buy hey, it doesn't really matter because all of this is FUCKING BULLSHIT. I'm tired of the covers, of the TV shows, of the news reports, of the talk shows, fucking go away already!!!!!
He should sue her for defamation of character as well as be granted an annulment.
#TEAMKRISHUMP
These silly "leaked" reports are just making them come off as manipulative and vicious. The marriage was a sham and he's not going along with the program, so deal or go home. By them I mean the Kardushians.
I wish tabloids would hang up on her stupid ass when she calls them up desperate to have her picture on the covers.
Well Bree, I obviously agree with migraine.
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Well after this public humiliation, I do hope he sues her punk ass.
Where the fuck in the sex tape does she get pissed on? I've seen the tape before and saw nothing of it. I gotta see it to believe it, the whole golden shower thing seems like a myth to me.
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So wait, he's gay because he wants to watch sports and won't fuck when they're on? Well shit, guess that means my boyfriend is gay and I'm also a gay man!
Stupid fucks...
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I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
If only we could annul these two to no where ever land the world would be a happier and safer place, albeit a little less interesting…Never mind I’ll take any Star magazine cover any day of the week I can. Nothing like a big piece of rock in your pipe to keep you percolating...Kris and that bixch Kim always hit the right spot...
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/12/kris-humphries-finally-figures-o...
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:11am.
Bree, she is obviously talking about the label of whore that is put on women, not judging women for what they enjoy in bed.
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Obviously I'm referring to the part where she says "the responsibility for most fucked-up sex shit belongs to men" because that's not the case at all.
Bree, she is obviously talking about the label of whore that is put on women, not judging women for what they enjoy in bed.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 3:20am.
Women are degraded into accepting their degradation, which is great because that entitles us to degrade them some more!
Seriously, Kim Kardashian makes me sick in every other way, but the responsibility for most fucked-up sex shit belongs to men. Of course they don't want this responsibility so they designate a whore class and make everything the whore's fault.
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For the record, I am a woman and I am into a lot of kinky shit because I enjoy it, not because a man expects me to go along with it. Do you realize some women enjoy the kinky stuff too? I'll admit, some women do it just because of the man, but most women do it because they want it.
I'm curious to know what Chewbacca saw?
Submitted by TEE on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:56am.
I'm curious to know what Chewbacca saw?
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I can't believe that Barbara Walters put these idiots on her Most Fascinating People of 2011 list. Is Lindsay Lohan going to be her surprise #1?
Don't watch their show, don't buy their cheap ass clothes and toilet waters.
Send this family of grifters into the nether region of Paris Hilton has-beens.
PSL I love, Love, LOVE that song... that and in my bed.
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Submitted by DaddysJoy on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 6:39am.
If I was Kris I wouldn't fuck her either. I've seen her sex tape. She's a boring fuck...just lays there like an ironing board talking in her nasal voice.
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Well, if the dumb twat actually thought he was gay (as the rumors swirl) then she could've easily have gotten an annulment on the grounds of fraud. Bitch has the IQ of a box of rocks.
For the record, I've never watched a second of their "fake life" ... up until last week , when I witnessed what a raging spoiled nagging narcissistic cunt rag she really is! Dude is dodging a major bullet by getting out now. And what is up with her sister Kourtney and her miserable relationship ? Now she's pregnant again? She looked like she wanted to stab him every time he opened his mouth. Can we say, "band aid baby".
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 9:45pm.
Hm. I just watched a clip of that "Kim and Kourt" show on Hulu, and....I don't wanna be mean....and Kourts baby was cute as a button when he was an infant.....but.....he's developing some real strong features as he grows older. That baby's face is real strong
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That baby was NEVER cute... so stop the LIES!!! *Susan Powter(sp?)voice*
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ROFL !
Google 'Kim Kardashian is a fraud' and it takes you to DUH.com
Now that brought tears to my eyes!
I commented on Kourtney's blog last night, and went back now to see if my comment was removed. It wasn't. But someone took the time to write her a NOVEL.
JFC. I skipped it, but holy shit! Get a life.
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Submitted by sweet_b on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 8:46am.
This has gone too far...I saw the US Weekly cover last night that Kris hits women and this Star cover that he's gay...WELL DAMN! THESE TRICKS HAVE SUNK TO A NEW LOW. Seriously they are disgusting and Kris should really sue the shit out of Kim, PMK,and the magazines because this is total defamation of character and should not be taken lightly. That bitch is evil. You can't do this kind of shit to a man... once someones put that shit out there people are going to always give him the second look like does he hit women, is he really gay....BITCH PLEASE. First you use this young boy for your selfish need to have an over the top gaudy wedding fit for a third-world dictator's daughter and now to save your funky ass you want to defame him. I seriously can't believe that people defend this cunt. I used to think Kim was beautiful back when she was Armenian but now that she's cut that off and basically works at the right hand of the devil (aka PMK)....now all I want is for her and her wretched family to go the fuck away already.
TEAM KRIS H!!!!
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Submitted by jsl48813 on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 1:09am.
first of all you guys will be voting for the next president, and this shit matters to you, secondly, who really gives a fuck... it's all a bad story for the people who are fortunate enough to have a web connection and more than basic t.v. i think it's more of the E channel and the powers that sadly b, manipulating us to give a fuck about these serious fucking losers.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 9:17pm.
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/rep-kris-humphries-wants-annul-kim-kardashian-m...
This is the most hilarious shit i've seen about this mess.
"...He would say truly terrible things. One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn't last."
Oh honey, Kim, those aren't terrible things, that's the truth.
This has gone too far...I saw the US Weekly cover last night that Kris hits women and this Star cover that he's gay...WELL DAMN! THESE TRICKS HAVE SUNK TO A NEW LOW. Seriously they are disgusting and Kris should really sue the shit out of Kim, PMK,and the magazines because this is total defamation of character and should not be taken lightly. That bitch is evil. You can't do this kind of shit to a man... once someones put that shit out there people are going to always give him the second look like does he hit women, is he really gay....BITCH PLEASE. First you use this young boy for your selfish need to have an over the top gaudy wedding fit for a third-world dictator's daughter and now to save your funky ass you want to defame him. I seriously can't believe that people defend this cunt. I used to think Kim was beautiful back when she was Armenian but now that she's cut that off and basically works at the right hand of the devil (aka PMK)....now all I want is for her and her wretched family to go the fuck away already.
TEAM KRIS H!!!!
Sweet Virgin Mary who can't kiss, this is turning into an all-out clusterfuck. Whoever said there is no such thing as bad publicity was right on the money. Paris Hilton faded away and this band of kuckle-dragging yetis will too. Just not soon enough. I really want all those sponsors to demand their money back.
I get the feeling that Scott (The S is Silent) Disick won't marry into this dysfunction junction on purpose. I think his presence pisses PMK off. So, good. And for the record, I still would and am still ashamed of it.
*fills own stocking with coal*
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Kim, Kris, Kloe, Kris, Pimp Mama K....I'm so confused. Who the fuck is who?
I thought the gay husband was gay from the beginning, but who the eff cares? It never made a difference, considering the whole marriage was fake to begin with. This makes me officially 'Team Kris Humphries' for lack of having better choices in this matter.
Paris Hilton has more class.
Who would want fo fuck this disease infested whore, I give him props for even kissing this skank, me thinks all the men including Rob are all raging queens...fuck this nasty Neanderthal family
Submitted by jsl48813 on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 1:09am.
If I wanted to discuss politics, religion, world affairs, the economy, I would not be at a gossip site. I come here for a diversion, but thanks for your concern and judgement.
Why are you posting here by the way?
Pippa "fascinating"??? I wish they'd quit trying to make her happen for the 20th time!!!'
Submitted by jsl48813 on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 1:09am.
first of all you guys will be voting for the next president, and this shit matters to you, secondly, who really gives a fuck... it's all a bad story for the people who are fortunate enough to have a web connection and more than basic t.v. i think it's more of the E channel and the powers that sadly b, manipulating us to give a fuck about these serious fucking losers.
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1. How does posting on a gossip blog negate our ability to vote in the presidential election? How do you know what matters to us at any given time in a 24 hour period?
2. You gave a fuck enough to have a nick name here and post.
3. "It's all a bad story for the people..". I'm not understanding what that sentence means. I'm not sure if I can call it a sentence because you've ended everything in your paragraph with commas.
4. I have E! channel as part of my satellite service. I've never watched their show but learn about the Kardashians from blogs. I'm not sure how I or anyone else here has been manipulated. Maybe you should ask yourself why you felt the need to post since you obviously don't give a fuck.
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Kris and his secret army of twinks and leather daddies will stop at nothing to. . . DESTROY THE KARDASHIANS!!!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Bitch is so shameless she doesn't even get it that if your husband doesn't want to fuck you, it might be YOU! Because that's so inconceivable she resorts to the Gay Game?
If my man wouldn't go for fuck-fuck times, I'd check myself before I wrecked myself. She has absolutely no self reference.
Couldn't these people come up with something more exciting, like Kourtney is pregnant. . . with Kris' baby!!!!!!!!!!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Wow, she will stoop to any level to make herself look like a victim, won't she? This is beyond despicable. What a f*cking c*nt.
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Oh I hate these foul torments of society; but I want so badly to a "win" in Kris Humphries' column for this one. Bring this bitch down to Chinatown!
They're both FOS. Based on his body language on a couple epis *shame face* IMO he could've gone Chris Brown on her @ some point in time.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
As far as her being pissed on - how does anyone know that she didn't want it? There are many women who are into that stuff, as well as men. I once chatted with a guy I met on a dating site, who told me he liked being pissed on, as well as drinking piss. Needless to say, we never met in person. Maybe she liked it. Then again, she may just be the desperate type who will do anything to please their man.
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Someone probably showed Kris the tape at the bachelor party. All he could see after that was a urinal mint with legs. I am not getting into a debate as to who wanted the pee or if anyone was under social pressure or duress. All I know is no one is doing anything to me that I am not wholeheartedly into and no one is taping squat. When Aunt B runs for President do you really want to see her romping nude in cooked bacon with a Little Bo-Peep bonnet on? No. My biggest issue is fact that the girl willingly and knowingly released the tape for financial gain and seems to expect no other consequences from this move~ which I could almost see if it were not for the ~*~unusual~*~ activity.
If I was Kris I wouldn't fuck her either. I've seen her sex tape. She's a boring fuck...just lays there like an ironing board talking in her nasal voice.
The real question this Star cover causes me to ask is, why is there an accent mark on Khloe? Bitch ain't French or Latino. Or is she????
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Hellraiser! That's hilariious about Kloe with the accent on the "e".
There's a Mary J Blige song, "You Fancy, huh?". Thought of it when I saw your comment.
About Kim getting pissed on...
You would be surprised by how many men like this. Most guys would not admit to many of their fetishes as most women would never understand. I know girls who say they would never give their boyfriend a blowjob because it's dirty or perverse. I'm like, "Gurrrl, youz maaan be cheatin' on ya becoz youz sure as haayll aint pleazin' him". I even met a girl who said she has never slept with her boyfriend and he is OK with that because he isn't "that kind of guy". Some women are so naive. And as for the sex - as long as everyone is enjoying it and approving, I don't think anyone else has a right to judge.
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