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November 30, 2011 / Posted by:

The opulent and exclusive “Scousebrow” from the British fakeity show Desperate Scousewives.

During the premiere of the latest orange skid mark scooting along Britain, Jodie Lundstram, a natural beauty with a face like a silicone oven mitt left on a hot stovetop, leaves London and moves back to her hometown of Liverpool to spread thick layers of glamour on the demure flowers of the city. Jodie auditions for a job at a beauty salon owned by a puckering married couple and she introduces them to her signature Scousebrow! It’s as if the exquisite cholita brow of the San Gabriel Valley that I’ve grown to worship floated over the pond and got fat from eating bangers & mash before retiring on this girl’s face. If Groucho Marx played Sad Girl in Mi Vida Loca, this is what it would look like and we’d all pump the hydraulics in our bodies over it.

I’ve always said that if your brows don’t look the shadow of some kind of sea creature, then you’re doing it wrong. Jodie is doing everything right, because these brows look like two Moby Dicks playing chicken. A slow clap for Jodie for introducing Liverpool to glamour’s answer to hieroglyphics.

Here’s a clip of that mess and it really does make The Real Housewives look like Masterpiece Theater.

via Daily Mail (For James, Erin & Jonathan)

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