Christopher Meloni Might Be On True Blood Next Season
Alan Ball's never-ending quest to fill True Blood with more man meat than John Travolta's Scientolohole continues. The True Blood men's gym, where Pam cracks a whip at man pieces while they do a million crunches in between takes, is about to get another member. TVLine is saying that Chris Meloni is in talks to return to HBO where he can proudly get dick out nekkid without censors clutching their rosaries.
TVLine's source says Chris might play an "incredibly powerful vampire" who is a major part of next season. HBO is closing their lips to this rumor.
Every time I blink, True Blood's moved in a new damn character. Characters are falling out of the sky on that show. Bong smoke has eaten away most of the memory chip shoved into my dead brain, so I have a hard time keeping track of all those new bitches. BUTT! I will approve of this if Alan Ball does the right thing by casting Chris as Count Cockula, a powerful vampire who only wears a cape and can only receive nourishment from sucking on the dick veins of werewolves (see: Joe ManJello). What I'm getting at is that Alan Ball better not give us another hot piece who slobbers over Sookeh's fairy pussy. I can't.
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very happy news!
Submitted by Fujicat on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:23am.
Hopefully we'll see the peen again like we saw in Oz! All the D-listers will be singing high notes if that happens!
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Forget about that. Alan Ball is mentally a teenage fanboy now and only shows *women* fully nude; He forgets that half of his potential audience wants to see the men showing off the goods. If you're lucky you might get some butt, but I'll be *shocked* (in a good way) if they show anything else.
And yes, he probably will drool over Sookie, even though she can't act, is annoying, isn't pretty, and isn't really even a butterface. Ugh, I used to love this show, but it has been getting worse and worse to the point where is is unwatchable. At this point I don't know anything (short of Alan Ball getting fired) that could get me to watch next season.
@stefystef: He still might play Quinn. True Blood is famous for putting out red herrings about new characters and casting decisions. It's still months away from the season premiere so they might just be SAYING he's a powerful vampire to keep up suspense over who is playing Quinn.
@Obsessa: Charles isn't a powerful vampire though (in the books, which usually doesn't mean anything). If he really is a powerful vampire he's probably some new character Ball and his team dreamed up. (I hope if that is it they did a good job like with what they did with Lafyette, and not... well almost everyone else.)
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:01pm.
Well in Sookie's defense (ugh), they don't really want her they want her fairy blood, so they all become idiots trying to get a taste of her. I once had a boyfriend who told me about a time he took meth, he said he wasn't really a fan of it and never wanted to do it again but the first time he took a hit, he came, so I guess Sookie's kind of like that. Without the blood she'd be nothing (at least on the show, in the books she's supposed to have massive boobs and be very pretty. Plus she's not as annoying as Anna Paquin plays her or Alan Ball writes her). They all just want a hit of the good stuff.
I'm not even excited about this show coming back so meh. I wish they'd fire Alan Ball's ass. He couldn't write a coherent storyline if his life depended on it.
I bet he's cast as Charles Twining. He's Eric's new bartender @ Fangtasia (in the book anyway). Eric sends him over to watch over Sookie because she's in danger. If I remember correctly, the character was very "piratey." I had a Johnny Depp/Captain Jack feel to him, without all the comedy.
What the fuck, he lost weight?
He should put some weight back on, Christopher Meloni on Law & Order SVU and Oz, fulfilled my DILF fantasies.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:20pm.
o wow I got the closed discussion thing too, I was asking what happened with the mods that I missed?
My ears are burning! :)
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Submitted by Hellraiser on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 6:18pm.
I bet he plays Quinn. Tall, bald, and beautiful - and yes, he does "slobber over Sookie's fairy vagina." I hated that character in the book - not that Alan Ball has ever stayed true to the book series. Regardless, I like Chris Meloni. Hope we get to see some fine azz and side dong.
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No, he doens't play Quinn. He plays a powerful vampire. Quinn is a were-tiger. I'm still hoping they get Vin Disel or Dominic Purcell.
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I would let him bend me over and do whatever the fuck he wanted. So damn sexy!!!
I bet he plays Quinn. Tall, bald, and beautiful - and yes, he does "slobber over Sookie's fairy vagina." I hated that character in the book - not that Alan Ball has ever stayed true to the book series. Regardless, I like Chris Meloni. Hope we get to see some fine azz and side dong.
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Submitted by ethang on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:49am.
Because he's ALL man. The kind that can pick you up, take you the bedroom and pound the hell out of you. He's certainly not fem or hipster douche like plenty of other male celebs passing as actors nowadays.
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Well I dont know who this guy is but True Blood has been straying into Buffy territory of late and the supreme hotness of ASkars was shattered by his stupid memory loss/turning into a pussy. So any introduction of hot new man meat is A OK with me.
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WHEN THE HELL ARE THEY PUTTING QUINN ON THIS SHOW?!
I want to see Quinn and they better pick a sexy man to play him.
Let's get with the program!
Yes Yes YES! I would be totally on board with this.
Meloni could also rock it as a biker on "Sons of Anarchy".
Sploosh!
He is that list that ISMU articulated so well in my siggy--he'd angry sex you into a coma.
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Please, sweet baby Jesus! Please let this be true. I love me some Meloni Bologna!
Ok - my favorite show and now with Meloni on it! I just automatically suctioned to my chair - may have to call power lift!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:42pm.
stefystef -- yeah, ManJello is dumb as a box of rocks and has nothing to say. Although I don't see discussing world politics with Chris, though I'm sure he's capable of it. I see him talking dirty, really, really dirty.
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@TwatMuffin... yes, I see him talking so dirty. So very very dirty. : )
Oh geez, you got me all warm and fuzzy *LOL*
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I've never seen the show and don't have HBO but now I'll have to go over to my sister's house to watch
I would watch that show if he was on it. Naked. Quite a bit.
We order Chris to sit on our face NOW !
stefystef -- yeah, ManJello is dumb as a box of rocks and has nothing to say. Although I don't see discussing world politics with Chris, though I'm sure he's capable of it. I see him talking dirty, really, really dirty.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:20pm.
o wow I got the closed discussion thing too, I was asking what happened with the mods that I missed?
My ears are burning! :)
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:49am.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:43am.
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PANTIES ARE EXPLODING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ah rest mah case.
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LMAO, I knew I'll find Twat Muffin on this thread!
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:08am.
I think he and Mariska Hargitay were humping like mink on SVU. Discuss.
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I think they fucked around at the very beginning, but ended the affair when they got married (respectively) and just work professionally.
I know Chris is gone now. Don't watch SUV anymore.
But they should have brought in Wentworth Miller, who had a guest stint a couple of years ago as a rouge cop and he was EXCELLENT!
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o wow I got the closed discussion thing too, I was asking what happened with the mods that I missed?
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I never watched Oz.
Thinking I may have to rent it. (the seasons on DVD)
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:01pm.
@TwatMuffin, I can't choose between the two.
Joe Manganiello is that big bitch who bends you over and you take it, all of it, with pain and pleasure, but afterwards- you don't have much to say.
Chris is that crazy, wild sex that keeps you coming for a couple of hours and then you can talk about world politics and social issues in a friendly and determined debate.
Joe, you fuck
Chris, you marry.
Always found him very very manly. :)
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Is the mobile version of the site acting funny for anyone else?
on topic: liked the first season of True Blood, but gave up on it a few episodes into the second season, so gave up on it
From your mouth to God's ears!
I would LOVE Chris on the show. Love him!!! And I want him naked and having sex. LOTS of Sex. Sex with women. Sex with men (the hottest and I mean HOTTEST kiss I've ever seen was between his character and another man on the old HBO show, OZ. I mean, burn up hot!)
http://youtu.be/ZovBJiyCl2A (skip to Minute 2:25)
http://youtu.be/KFhq17B2CzQ (just watch the whole thing. HOT!)
Also, they are supposed to cast Alcide's father. My vote is for Stephen Lang, who is currently on Terra Nova and was in Conan (which was a MUCH BETTER movie than the critics and ticket sales showed). That is a sexy older gentleman (a perfect match for Michael K *LOL*)
Here's for hoping for Chris Meloni!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:12pm.
SHHH SLORE! You're going to start it back up again.
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Twattie, I got it too. Grrr!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:10pm.
Ha! That's just MK preparing for the tumultuous holiday season we're bound to have after all that moderator talk, I'm sure...
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Submitted by mbar on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:08pm.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
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Ha! That's just MK preparing for the tumultuous holiday season we're bound to have after all that moderator talk, I'm sure...
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Twat Muffin, I got the discussion closed message earlier on the BI thread. For a second, I thought my ass had been banned!
Whenever I see Christopher Meloni I think of his role in "Harold and Kumar" as the rapey semi-truck driver:
http://www.promisekept.net/chris%20meloni%20harold%20&%20kumar.jpg
Twat Muffin, I had the same message earlier. Very panic-inducing!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:59am.
I just got a weird message -- discussion closed, you can't post new comments. WTF???
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i sorta lost interest in the last season of tb...if meloni's on it and gets nekkid, i will be sure to watch..
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ethang -- you summed it up perfectly. Every inch of him is pure man, and I would imagine he's a wild fuck in the boudoir. IMO, he's hotter than Joe ManJello. ManJello has a hot bod but his acting & character are as boring as day-old oatmeal. However, if Chris' character ends up being enchanted by that fucking ugly Sookey, I will projectile vomit all over my TV!!!!!!!!
I just got a weird message -- discussion closed, you can't post new comments. WTF???
Submitted by ethang on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:49am.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:27am.
He's certainly not fem or hipster douche like plenty of other male celebs passing as actors nowadays.
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Perhaps you haven't seen how he dresses when he's not on set. I swear, he lets his small daughter pick his wardrobe.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:43am.
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PANTIES ARE EXPLODING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ah rest mah case.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 11:27am.
I find it fascinating that on any blog you can post a pic of the nicest celeb in the world and SOMEONE will throw shade. But I have yet to see a Chris Meloni thread anywhere where he gets slammed even once. Well, except for me calling him "Bat Ears". What is it about this guy, people? You all turn to mush when he's around.
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Because he's ALL man. The kind that can pick you up, take you the bedroom and pound the hell out of you. He's certainly not fem or hipster douche like plenty of other male celebs passing as actors nowadays.
In other news, he looks like he's playing a gay Chuck Norris in an SNL skit in that picture.
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OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PANTIES ARE EXPLODING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!