Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

November 30, 2011 / Posted by:

Which younger brother of an infamous socialite appears in a hardcore gay sex tape that’s making the rounds in the male modeling world? (Page Six)

Rob Kardashian’s bubble butt bottom can make a top’s dick push out a wet orgasm from across the room, but this isn’t him. That would be too perfect and life hates us. So that leaves Parasite Hilton’s 22-year-old brother Barron? You know, Barron’s the one who’s like Telly from Kids with a trust fund.

I’m convinced that most of the Hiltons are so damn empty inside that they have the fuck skills of a deflating balloon (see: Wonky’s sex tape), so in the words of Valerie Cherish,I don’t want to see that!” (Okay, yes I do.)

During a family shopping trip this last weekend, this D list actor from a famous family took his young child shopping with him. While the rest of the family went shopping for Christmas presents, he stopped by his dealer, with the child in the backseat. (BuzzFoto)

Daniel Baldwin? After witnessing all the Black Friday buffoonery, do you blame him?

Which celebrity friendship – she’s an A-list film star and her BFF is a TV personality – is being severely tested? The small-screen pal seems to have crossed the line of alliance by hiring her crony’s personal hairstylist and yoga instructor, but the last straw was when she reached out to her friend’s famous ex to appear on her show! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Jennifer Aniston, Chelsea Handler and Brad Pitt?

This foreign born pop sensation is making his way through the teens of Hollywood. His goal is to have sex with as many as possible. So far he has had sex with the following teen actresses. B list move actress who is going to be in one of the big hits of the holiday season. B list movie actress who has been nominated for one of the big awards. This was just in ten days. (CDAN)

The Australian Justin Bieber that is Cody Simpson? But in more disturbing and tragic news, why do I know who Cody Simpson is?!

What started out as misguided fun has turned into a really precarious situation for this one celebrity couple. She is a sometime model and sometime reality star. He is pretty much an A list movie actor. They have been together for awhile. When they first got together the woman was recovering from a long time coke habit which she used to stay thin while modeling. She also used heroin but never told our actor. He has always been open to pot and mushrooms but shied away from harder drugs because he relied on his body to get him roles other actors could not get. Body first, acting talent second. Although he has done dram and comedy and action, he is pretty much a one note actor. After a momentous occasion in their life, the couple took some time off to vacation together. They ran into an old friend of the woman and one thing led to another and all three did some coke together. Since that point about six months ago, our actor and his significant other have been doing coke everyday. He has stopped working out and is focused more on coke everyday than any other part of his life. The couple have passed off their child/ren to nannies which they never did before and party every night, all night. Supposedly the woman has also even got back into heroin. Still has not told our actor though. (CDAN)

Matthew McConaughey and Camila “Hair Is Important” Alves? Nothing is sadder than an out-of-shape T-Rex snorting lines off a bongo drum.

Which popular TV chef has been labeled by the cliquish Beverly Hills plastic surgery community as the “Cheap Filler Queen”? The star’s addiction to Botox and other face fillers isn’t the problem – it’s her pushy demands to get her plastic surgery procedures for free. (Blind Gossip)

Sandra Lee makes her own semi-homemade filler with gelatin and melted down plastic spigots from a box of Franzia (Just like some people believe you should use every part of the animal you eat, Aunt Sandy feels the same way about the boxed wine she drinks.), so I’ll guess this is Giada De Laurentiis?

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