Afternoon Crumbs
There’s a very good reason for why Tommy Girl’s face has a gigantic rainbow smile on it. It’s because he’s in Japan! Guess who’s the tallest princess in the room now, bitches? – Lainey Gossip
Tramp stamp. – The Superficial
Kellan LULz goes from a roided-up Chinese Crested to kind of hot – Towleroad
Crackhead leading the crackhead – Celebitchy
Jessica Rabbit has fallen on hard times – Hollywood Tuna
Photoshop abuse + Whitney Port trying to model = NO – The Berry
If Michelangelo was alive today, he’d call these pictures of JLo and her leased piece, “Abuelita y Nino” – Popsugar
Uma Thurman’s chichis went out last night – Hollywood Rag
I just want to serve afternoon tea and scones on Kate Beckinsale – Popoholic
FOX NEWS: Ruining lives one useless expose at a time – The Daily What
Sinus infection is the new deviated septum – ICYDK
Pippa Middleton’s ass for the zero of you that have missed it – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
If Barbara Walters wants this list to make sense, she should change the name to the Least Fascinating People of 2011 – Just Jared
Don’t fret, Afrojack, Valtrex has just sent you a Welcome to the Club basket – Celebslam
Maria Shriver gets the Larry King – I’m Not Obsessed
Oh, don’t mind Amanda Seyfried, she’s just trying to push out that doody bubble – Cityrag
Deal with it, etc… – Videogum