There's No Shame In Guy Ritchie's Gold Digging Game
When you look at that picture above, you will probably just assume that one of the devil talons on Madge's labia scratched at Guy Ritchie's eyeball as he worshiped the third eye on her crotch earlier in the day. But the truth is, Guy Richie is throwing us a subtle "I'm going to rob this granny blind" wink. Guy, who got at least $75 million from Madge in the divorce, talked to Details about his marriage with her and he pretty much kept his words on the nice side until he added a slight dig about the fortune she dropped on his gold digging shovel.
DETAILS: You married Madonna when you were still a fledgling director and she was the most famous woman in the world. What was that adjustment like?
Guy Ritchie: I don't know. By the way, I enjoyed my first marriage. It's definitely not something I regret. The experience was ultimately very positive. I love the kids that came out of it, and I could see no other route to take. But you move on, don't you? You're right, I stepped into a soap opera, and I lived in it for quite a long period of my life. I'll probably be more eloquent on it 10 years from now.DETAILS: What did you learn from that marriage?
Guy Ritchie: When you end up with a lot of the things you set out to chase and find that you've stumbled into all sorts of hollow victories, then you become deeply philosophical. I'm quite happy that that experience was accelerated for me. I'm glad I made money, in other words. And I'm glad I got married.
"I'm glad I made money, in other words" is the new gold digging motto. I would say that quote is like a stab to Madge's chest, but her body is covered in thorny lizard armor so daggers don't penetrate and $75 million is just a mere dingle on the huge ass crack that is her checking account. But really, that quote should be said by every gold digger at every will reading or divorce settlement hearing they attend. When the judge awards them millions and asks for a final word, they should stand up and say, "A wise gold digger once said, 'I'm glad I made money, in other words." It's that beautiful.
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"...I made money..." Wow, lol
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I think I got this (former) relationship all figured out: Madonna likes men that remind her of her father. Sean and Guy both take none of her bullshit. They really didn't give a shit she was "Madonna" the only one who gives a fuck she's Madonna is Madonna. So all her money, and her power in the entertainment industry didn't win her any points with these men. And something about that intrigued her. I think she did all she could do to hold on to both of these two smug motherfuckers. Don't get me wrong, she's no walk in the park FO' SHO' but those two misogynistic fucks... this is why she's sticking to some brown boy toy meat from now on! Ain't no man (or woman) worth 75 million of anything. If I had her money, at her age, I'd buy a vibrator and be done with it.
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Hard to say whether or not that comment was taken out of context, but if it wasn't, it's a pretty tacky thing to say. This makes me think it is being taken out of context.
Guy is alright, but Madonna always seemed to be quite dickmatized by him and I never understood why. Maybe he's a boss in the bedroom, but I don't know, I just never got that vibe from him. He actually seems a little boring to me. (shrug)
I wonder if Madonna will ever marry again.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 7:37am.
As with all controlling women. she despises agreeable rational men. They control everything but want to surrender in the bedroom. They want a brute to grab them by the hair and drag them to a cave. She enjoys inequality in all her relationships.
Thanks Hekki! My lady boss is so getting the cave treatment. LOL!
I'm pretty sure that getting that money included a contract that states that he can never talk too much about her or the marriage. Madonna is no fool.
BTW I saw a picture of his new girlfriend and she looks like Madonna but 30 years younger.
she took his foreskin, he took her money. the end of the story.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 6:05am.
The end is near....
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/11/30/kourtney-kardashian-pregnant/
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Poor kid :( Well, I guess since Chewbacca has fertility problems and Kim won't breed unless she's transformed into a Disney cartoon so that Prince Charming can piss on her, it's up to Kourtney to be Satan's brood mare :\
OnT: Vadge still annoys me and Guy always bored me ... zzzzzzzzz
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Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:02am.
Is it me or did that quotation make no sense at all?
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I read it about 10 times and couldn't make any sense of it. I feel like others are seeing things I can't get out of it.
That's actually not how I interpret what he is quoted as saying here. You have to read the quote in the context of how he said it- he is speaking both about his career and about his marriage when he talks about having realized the goals that he was "chasing" in life and recognizing that they weren't necessarily what he thought they would be and didn't necessarily make his life as perfect as he once believed they would. He says that these realizations were "accelerated" for him, meaning that he learned a lot quickly by having a lot of success and a lot of failure in a relatively short (10 years) period of time. So, thanks to his failures and successes, he has become a "deeply philosophical" person and is glad that he went through both of those things.
Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:39pm
Let us not forget that when Guy first married Madonna, he swore in the papers that if they should get divored, he would not ask for one cent.
Looks like that was a big fat lie.
And to those who think Guy suffered dealing with Madonna while they were married...didn't he know that was part of her personality when he dated her? Maybe he shouldn't have proposed in the first place.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
As with all controlling women. she despises agreeable rational men. They control everything but want to surrender in the bedroom. They want a brute to grab them by the hair and drag them to a cave. She enjoys inequality in all her relationships.
The end is near....
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/11/30/kourtney-kardashian-pregnant/
They are both monsters, each in their own way. Guy Ritchie is a homophobic asshole and Madonna thinks that the Universe revolves around the gap in her teeth. They both get null points from me.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 3:45am
Horse hung dick is nothing to Vadge, that bitch will gobble down anacondas.
We hate Vadge and we also hate Guy(who must be horse-hung or else size-freak Vadge would not be interested). Vadge now knows the misery that reults from falling in love with a gorgeous horse-hung homosexual, which is what we suspect Guy is.
They are both trash and we are happy that Guy ripped off Vadge for $$$$$million$. We hope something very bad happens to Guy and we also hope something very very bad happens to Vadge!
Wow. I have to say though, that she seemed her happiest with him.
I'd hit it for $75 milli too!!!
even now that she's super haggardy...
Even douchebag Kanye knows....WE WANT PRENUP! WE WANT PRENUP!
Submitted by coca on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:08pm.
I've never seen a Guy Ritchie movie or purchased a Madonna CD and I'm the better for it.
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This and ditto!
That's fucked up. Can't stand Guy and always thought he was a smarmy, opportunistic cunt. And I guess that's all right for him, but then he also tries to act like some kind of philosophical tough guy. Dude, we saw you at the fucking Kabalalalala center.
I've always thought Guy Ritchie was such a drip, with no talent whatsoever at least not as a director. Now I just think he's the biggest asshole. I hope that women he's with takes over half his money when she wakes up.
@Cocoebert: i have the same feeling
it's a non-sense or he's misquoted ______________________________________________i'm too reasonable for Internet conspiracy
Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:13am.
There's plenty mo where that came from, you sassy jizz hat!
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 11:58pm.
In every picture I see of her Madge strikes me as an unpleasant human being. There's a thin line between being a power woman and being a cunt.
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I love it when you talk dirty. ;P
Just remembered that Lourdes is not Guy Ritchie's biological daughter. Still, there are three more children besides her. So he's still an asshole for running his mouth.
Is it me or did that quotation make no sense at all?
In every picture I see of her Madge strikes me as an unpleasant human being. There's a thin line between being a power woman and being a cunt.
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
Going against the anti-Madonna grain here, I know. But when there are children involved, there is simply no justification for selfishly disclosing to the world that they were conceived (or bought) as a necessary by-product of your gold-digging.
"I love the kids that came out of it, and I could see no other route to take." Sure it's going to make Lourdes feel good to hear that. What an asshole.
Submitted by Mama Bear on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 11:42pm.
There were always rumors that he slapped her around. It's hard to see Madonna taking that but she was married to Sean Penn who tied her to a chair and was, you know, Sean Penn.
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I remember those rumors, too. Such as why she was so beat up after 'falling off a horse.' I wonder what it says about her childhood, how her dad treated her mom, and possibly her, to let her have such low standards in men.
There were always rumors that he slapped her around. It's hard to see Madonna taking that but she was married to Sean Penn who tied her to a chair and was, you know, Sean Penn.
He is the absolute worst director.. He tried making the same movie over and over again
Submitted by Callie on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:38pm.
Didn't she not allow him to put milk in his tea or some such shit while they lived together. How does one have the energy to try and control someone else that much?
Yes, I thought she had some long controlling list of rules. I'm not sure what he means by "hollow" victories unless that also means monetary gain. Sounds like it was a very loveless marriage to me.
one thing that i think is super hot is red nails. but damn, it is so hard to pull off. red nails are so fucking tricky because they can be only worn with certain colors. the thing that is really hot is seeing chicks with hardly short nails that are painted red. now that is hot.
Damn, that is fucked up. That is what she get's for marrying a fake ass director. I knew he was full of shit when at the alter he said something about he would take of her financialy. What money? His movies sucks ass. I hope the new girl takes more than half so she can say at least I got paid. Ugh, fuck that I would be making some phone calls if I was maddona, blacklisting, blackballing every black entity would be in his ass.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Love the double standard. If a woman had said these words, this post would have a thousand comments, all of them asking for the woman's head served on a silver platter...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Guy is a hunky devil, in my book. I'd pay him for 8 years of fuck. But it wouldn't be $75 mil. hahaaa.
THIS: "When you end up with a lot of the things you set out to chase and find that you've stumbled into all sorts of hollow victories, then you become deeply philosophical...."
heh? sounds like deeply convoluted contract speak. what are the 'hollow victories'? is that the marriage? pffft. *lights another bowl*
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I've never seen a Guy Ritchie movie or purchased a Madonna CD and I'm the better for it.
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:47pm.
he is a plain jane looking dude. as far as madonna getting an english accent, i can tell you this. it is extremely typical and natural for people to pick up accents in countries they are living in. it's kind of like immigrant and emigrant. when people come to the us and stay for x years, people say, oh you have lost your accent. no, they have taken on an american one. and vice versa. it happens in the uk also. it is super easy to pick up accents and voice inflections.
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I agree, but her accent was so bad. And during interviews, if something didn't go her way, she'd drop that fake-ass British accent, her nasal Detroit voice coming out, yelling at some underling to adjust the kleig lights.
he is a plain jane looking dude. as far as madonna getting an english accent, i can tell you this. it is extremely typical and natural for people to pick up accents in countries they are living in. it's kind of like immigrant and emigrant. when people come to the us and stay for x years, people say, oh you have lost your accent. no, they have taken on an american one. and vice versa. it happens in the uk also. it is super easy to pick up accents and voice inflections.
In the immortal words of British singer Robbie Williams " I love you baby, but face it she's Madonna" .. *all hum along *
Bitch please. He wasn't poor when he married her. He likes to pretend he's an East Ender roughneck like those cartoonish characters he creates for his highly derivative movies.
Madonna did though put him in a higher tax bracket.
In other words, he's just as phony as she is.
Didn't she not allow him to put milk in his tea or some such shit while they lived together. How does one have the energy to try and control someone else that much?
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
To update MK's post: . . . . . . . Insert Derpy's name instead of G.Richies' . . . and insert KK's(she can't own herself,that's PimpMomaKris') instead of Esther. . . and I give 1-6 months from now.
They're both poseurs.
Best thing about that pic is the guy behind guy ritchie & madonna, pounding a budweiser beer...
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I wouldn't be surprised one bit if a public statement like this was part of the divorce agreement. Madonna's ego knows no bounds, and Lourdes is starting to steal just a bit of her thunder.
I would have cut off my ears rather than hear her fucking talk, ugh.... he must be a very tolorant person. I like him a lot now he's finally not with that bitch.
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Oops! Sorry for multiple posts! Effing smart phone!
In almost any case, I would think talking badly about an ex is tacky. In this case, Team Richie! Madonna is insufferable.