Tuesday, November 29th 2011
Patrice O'Neal Has Passed Away
Patrice O'Neal, the comedian who gave you laughs on Web Junk 2.0, The Office, Arrested Development, Comedy Central's Charlie Sheen Roast and Opie & Anthony's Sirius show, died yesterday after suffering a diabetic-related stroke back in October. Opie & Anthony confirmed Patrice's death on Twitter today and his booking agent released this statement shortly after:
It is with terrible sadness we must report that Patrice O’Neal has passed away this morning at 7:00am due to the complications of the stroke he suffered on October 19. Many of us have lost a close and loved friend; all of us have lost a true comic genius. His mother, who was also his best friend, was at his side. Patrice is survived by his wife, Vondecarlo; his step daughter Aymilyon, sister Zinder, and his mother Georgia. The family wishes to thank all of the fans and friends who have expressed an outpouring of love and support for Patrice these past weeks. We ask that you please respect the family’s request for privacy at this difficult time.
Rest in peace, Sea Monster. You are now up in heaven, getting your time raped by the lady angels.
via EW
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Oh, so sad. He was the Arsonist who watched The Banana Stand!
Wow, this gave me the sads. He was hilarious.
Oh my God I had no idea Patrice Neal?!?! RIP :'(
He was funny on that Comedy Central Charlie Sheen Roast. And there was this dumpy girl-woman who came in 4th place on "Last Comic Standing," season whatever, and she spent more time roasting O'Neal than Sheen, and even O'Neal was like, whoa (but he took it in stride). And she went there making jokes about his grandmother (jokes about the projects and shit) and then jokes about his diabetes. I know she was coming out strong, being one of a few women and the biggest nobody there, but I thought at the time, eh, too far with that one. Anyway, Patrice was funny and cracked on William Shatner.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:49pm.
RIP, Patrice. As for Vondecarlo, it's pretty clear that her mom was a fan of "The Munsters".
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Ha, ha!!!
SO SAD. He was the nicest guy. Met him once after a NY Comedy Festival appearance with Denis Leary. He was so kind and giving to the fans staying to chat and sign programs. Leary of course disappeared quickly dissing the fans, but Patrice stayed, apologized for Leary and proved he was a real gentleman.
RIP man.
Gotdayum, that totally sucks. I loved him on Colin Quinn's Tough Crowd. He was so fuckin hilarious and brilliant. And yes, the diabetes jokes on the Charlie Sheen roast were too mean, even then before you knew how sick he must have been. This is a damn shame. I need to go watch some more of his stand-up videos.
RIP :(
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
RIP He will be missed.
I really only know him from I love the 80's
is it sad that while watching the roast i thought to myself hmmm, he's the next to do the Giraldo?!
Rest in peace.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
It's a shame that gluttonous lifestyles are undermining the life expectancy.
One of my greatest friends is 34, diabetic, regularly "forgets" his insulin and lives on a diet of fast food. I've seen him run a sugar level of 400 before devouring potato chips. I'm going to enjoy this time with him, because clearly he's not going to live to see 45. :(
My point: it's really hard for the pepole you love to watch you destroy your body.
Damn mayne! 1st my boy Heavy D and now Patrice WTF! Rip to some talented brothas.. What a sad day! :(
These people have cooler names then the Jolie-Pitts
Ms. Fit, I remember that about the roast. I felt bad for him.
Diabeetus runs in my mom's side of the family. She has it and three of her sisters have it. It strikes when they hit their 60s. The other one we are not sure about but she has staywd very thin so she might have escaped it. I watching my diet because I do NOT want that shit.
"his wife, Vondecarlo; his step daughter Aymilyon, sister Zinder"
I just plain can't.
RIP Patrice.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I was so sad when I read about this earlier. He was hilarious and he will always be the black baby on Shorties to me. RIP
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R.I.P Patrice keep making em laugh up in heaven.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Rest in peace Patrice!! :(
Diabetes is a curse -- in its own way, it's just as horrific as cancer. I'm glad Patrice is no longer suffering, but everyone needs to watch their diet and keep this fucking evil wolf from the door!
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"I've always said that it's Victor Garber's world and we're just living in it, so I can't be mad."
Oh ba-buttons!
I am all that....and more!
But I associate Patrice with the female version, like names like Allison that are male names turned female.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Wanted on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 2:13pm.
Vondecarlo, Aymilyon, and Zinder.
WOW.
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He left us with a laugh. Those names are punchlines, right?
He was a funny guy. I just listened to one of his stand up specials on Comedy Central while I was cleaning up the house like two weeks ago. Sadness.
I just recently saw the roast of Charlie Sheen and the way they roasted Patrice was brutal. I know it's a roast, but the look in his eyes when they joaned him about his diabeetus was scary.
It wasn't anger, it was a very concerned look. RIP, fella
This is wicked sad, but I'm assuming he had type 2 diabetes, which makes it more senseless. This could have been completely avoided if he'd taken better care of himself (again, this is just based on the fact that I'm looking at him and dude was hefty).
be cool about fire safety
RIP and thanks for the laughs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeCMCJc5-jg
"If I go sailin, I'm takin a white baby on a keychain with me"
Lmao!
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
You know him yous gize, he was Pitbull at the Playa Haters Ball! The one that said "Why don't you vacuum that coat?"
RIP Patrice :(
RIP Patrice..you know he's up in heaven giving everyone shit!!!! he kept it real!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Don't really know who he was, but RIP, and I truly feel bad for his family. My mom got taken out by a diabetes related stroke and she held on for a month before she passed at 48. It was the scariest and saddest thing, because although she was alive, she couldn't speak or really function and as bad as it sounds, I hope that the stroke really destroyed her mind, because it terrifies me to think that she may have been fully aware of her situation while trapped in her broken body. Strokes suck, y'all.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 2:11pm.
But he has a lady name - for why?
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Oh Fury, you are trying to dispel my fantasy of you being an all-knowing, all-seeing oracle. With big jugs.
"Patrice" IS a man's name. It is "Patrick" in French.
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"...Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf..."
I'm gonna listen to the discussion about how awful the movie Face/off was in tribute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcXOryOXC40&feature=related
Oneal: Face/off was a great movie.
Jim Norton: I'm gonna throw my coffee in your face.
goodnight, funnyman.
Not. Stanley. Oops.
Rip anyhoodle.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
he is in Jesus's arms being kept warm by His cloak and the brilliant gold sunlight of heaven. and he is extremely happy with a sense of warmth and happiness around him he has never felt. and he sees all of his deceased, but alive in God, friends being loved and brought joy the same way. and they see him also. and he has little lambs at his feet who look up at him with their sweet faces for an eternity.
Rest in Peace, Boss Hogg. May the Playa Haters Ball in the sky welcome you with a self-refreshing Pimp Cup.
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That. Is. All.
Vondecarlo, Aymilyon, and Zinder.
WOW.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
For those of you that don't know him you NEED to google him...Patriece was HILARIOUS my friends and saw him at a comedy show and became instant fans. He said the funniest shit ever!!! This is really say....RIP Patriece
He was truly funny RIP.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Well, I don't know much about him but I'm sad to see anyone young die, if they were a nice person.
But he has a lady name - for why?
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Dark-sided!
Damn I actually liked Patrice. I know he's big, and probably issues due to it, but this actually shocked me... :(
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Submitted by Ms.Fit on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:39pm.
Sorry but I am LOLing at these names " his wife, Vondecarlo; his step daughter Aymilyon, sister Zinder"
WOW, how could they do that to a child? Vondecarlo? Montecarlo? Montenegro! Vondenegro style!!!
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I think Deb hit the nail on the head, that Vondecarlo was a fan of the actress who played Lily Munster (Yvonne de Carlo).
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:52pm.
No clue who is he but his mommy gave him a girl's name.
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I've heard of some male hockey player named Patrice. I think it's a Canadian or French thing.
Submitted by BorgQueen on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 2:00pm.
I thought Heavy D was the old dude in the next thread down.
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I foresee an obituary with a lot of misspelled names.
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"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
My bestie in the entire world showed me one of P.O'Neals comedy specials some years back and he was very funny.
Romp In Peace.
Don't know him but I know Patricia Neal. She was hot with Paul Newman in "Hud" and won the Best Actress Oscar. "That durn HUD just parked his pick-up on my flow-ahs!"
stanley?!!! awwwww rip.
lmao @ sucky & snowy.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Never heard of the dude but 42 too young to die,
unless of course you're a mollusk in which case you've lead a long life.
OMG first Heavy D and now Patrice. If that isn't a sign to get healthy and fit now I dont know what is.
I been wrestling with finding a way to exercise more during the day despite having a 12 hour work day. All I want to do when I come home is eat my dinner of salad and chicken, smoke a joint and veg out watching mindless TV.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:39pm.
Sorry but I am LOLing at these names " his wife, Vondecarlo; his step daughter Aymilyon, sister Zinder"
WOW, how could they do that to a child? Vondecarlo? Montecarlo? Montenegro! Vondenegro style!!!
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