Open Post: Hosted By A Sad, Chihuahua-Less Bikini Girl
Meet Arlene Mossa Corona, a chick from La Jolla, CA who has resorted to good old-fashioned HO SHIT to get back her lost chihuahua Chispeta. Arlene skipped Thanksgiving this year to run around the streets in a two piece while holding up a sign asking for the safe return of the precious fur baby she likes to dress up as a fucked up ballerina. Why do I have a feeling that Chispeta is watching this news segment while barking to her captors, "See the shit I have to deal with."
As some of your asses know, I have a chihuahua (Stereotype = Me, I know) and if he went missing I don't know if he'd appreciate me begging for his return while wearing purple bikini bottoms and red shoes. Mostly because: a) he thinks wearing purple and red together is some tacky shit and b) he's seen me in my chonies and he cares about the public too much to put them through that kind of painful trauma. But I have to hand it to Arlene for doing what she's gotta do to get back Chispeta. Arlene is STARVING TO DEATH, FREEZING HER NIPPLES OFF and even has to deal with Pervert McNasties driving up next to her in their mid-sized sedans to say, "I've got your dog right here, girlie." Actually, since I put it that way....
Arlene, you're too innocent for the hard streets of La Jolla (aka the most affluent community in Southern California)! Leave that color blind ensemble on your front porch and I'll do BRING BACK CHISPETA bikini duty for you this weekend. I'll get Chispeta back for you, one sloppy handy in a mid-sized sedan at a time.
via Buzzfeed
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She's refusing to eat....Thanksgiving dinner. And that sign is way too long for passing cars to read, gf. Keep it simple, stupid.
Oops double post. As Angel likes to say "Sor-Ray"!
Anyhow, I'll use this opportunity to send special love and holiday hugs (even tho I know you hate all that sentimental stuff) to my Cappy Girl, Bjorkie, UBF, Leenie McMeenie and HotMami.
We've all communicated this past year about how annoying guys are - and all the while we're missing the peen! Hang in there ladies, it'll happen for all of us.
Love to you all!
CSG
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 11:28pm.
Gotcha, okay. Dump him
Kidding.
But please don't buy into that gender crap. Just enjoy the peen. And go with your instincts, CSG, that's why they're there.
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Bwahahahahahahaha - OMG Bjorkie, that was funny about dumping him. And don't worry, there isn't a snowball's chance in hell that I'd buy into the Michelle Duggar line of thinking. Jeez, are you kidding me? I'm Irish-Catholic, do you realize the amount of peen prep that goes into just a quick third-base "drive by"? A good-looking man who breaks with Catholic tradition and reaches for the CSG "holy land" while respectfully fitting in with her dysfunctional family is a KEEPER!
*tries to quiet heavy breathing while running cold shower*
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
OK, really time to head to bed.
*motor-boats Bjorkie and Cappy at the same time to relieve holiday frustration*
Smooches to all the late-night dlisters!
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
Kidding.
But please don't buy into that gender crap. Just enjoy the peen. And go with your instincts, CSG, that's why they're there.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 11:17pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 11:04pm.
Can you be more specific? Like what are some of the opposing viewpoints? That you think women should be priests and he doesn't? That sex is only for procreation? What is it that makes you want to "drag" him?
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Bjorkie - right on re women being priests. He asked me "How many apostles did Jesus have? How many were women?" He then went on to complain that life would be easier if "everyone" accepted that men should be head of the household, just like in Jesus' time. I asked him, "Were you around during Jesus' time? No? Then shut-up". He didn't find that funny.
Anyhow, other then the antiquated gender role beliefs, he's a good person (plus he's damn sessy - doesn't that count for something?) I'm nuts about him and want this to work out. At the same time, I'm not going to change my beliefs for him, so I guess the ball is in his court: Accept CSG (and her crazy family and her non-traditional beliefs) or go back to sleeping alone while clutching your Catechism guide. Hmmm, which will he choose? We'll find out over the course of the holidays, right?
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Gotcha, okay. Dump him.
Good night!
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 11:04pm.
Can you be more specific? Like what are some of the opposing viewpoints? That you think women should be priests and he doesn't? That sex is only for procreation? What is it that makes you want to "drag" him?
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Bjorkie - right on re women being priests. He asked me "How many apostles did Jesus have? How many were women?" He then went on to complain that life would be easier if "everyone" accepted that men should be head of the household, just like in Jesus' time. I asked him, "Were you around during Jesus' time? No? Then shut-up". He didn't find that funny.
Anyhow, other then the antiquated gender role beliefs, he's a good person (plus he's damn sessy - doesn't that count for something?) I'm nuts about him and want this to work out. At the same time, I'm not going to change my beliefs for him, so I guess the ball is in his court: Accept CSG (and her crazy family and her non-traditional beliefs) or go back to sleeping alone while clutching your Catechism guide. Hmmm, which will he choose? We'll find out over the course of the holidays, right?
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:45pm.
Honey, why all this "work" so early in the game? I'm being serious here, but Oprah's right, don't try and change people. Or maybe you're into that Mary Matlin/James Carville thing. You guys just need to smoke some weed and fuck more.
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Bjorkie - LOL, I wish it was just a case of more fucking. What sucks is that I'm nuts about him. I tried to fight it and remain objective, but he's wonderful. I just need to help nudge (read: drag) him into this century as far as religion is concerned. He's a great guy, just a little too brain-washed in the Catholicism dept. But definitely worth the effort.
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Can you be more specific? Like what are some of the opposing viewpoints? That you think women should be priests and he doesn't? That sex is only for procreation? What is it that makes you want to "drag" him?
'Night GG - thanks for your input. I really enjoy reading your comments - you always go right to the heart of the problem. Have a great day tomorrow!
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
Night CatholicSchoolGirl. Im out too. Long day again tomorrow. Take care everyone. Dont let the bed bugs bite.
Honey, why all this "work" so early in the game? I'm being serious here, but Oprah's right, don't try and change people. Or maybe you're into that Mary Matlin/James Carville thing. You guys just need to smoke some weed and fuck more.
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Bjorkie - LOL, I wish it was just a case of more fucking. What sucks is that I'm nuts about him. I tried to fight it and remain objective, but he's wonderful. I just need to help nudge (read: drag) him into this century as far as religion is concerned. He's a great guy, just a little too brain-washed in the Catholicism dept. But definitely worth the effort.
ETA - time to head to bed - love to all the dlisted night-crew - as usual, you're all on-point with great advice and observations.
*Smooches and bewbie flashes the thread*
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I'm out. . . cuz the Patrice O'Neal show/routine is coming on ComedyCentral at midnite. Uncensored.
Also: to missjane, enjoy your teams laurels now. Cuz the LAKERS are coming strong and revengeful in this strike shortened season. Then again, who wants to be an asterik team, like the Spurs?
DA LAKERS ! ! !
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:04pm.
CSG - If the guy loves you he can learn to open his mind a little, even if he can't totally accept some of it. If he thinks your worth it he'll make the effort. But in turn don't try to force him. My two cents
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GG - thanks for advice. I think he'll make the effort, it's just that he hasn't been challenged before because his circle all thinks the way he does (and I catch him shaking his head a lot after I voice an opinion). But he's pretty open-minded (which I've determined by other conversations), so I hold out hope that if we get to the point that we can't agree on a topic, at least we'll be able to "agree to disagree". At least until I walk into the bedroom in lingerie - then homeboy is ALL MINE!! Hee, hee, he does love the black lace.
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:03pm.
This is what I think - if you feel like your core beliefs/personality must change, then raise a flag and questions shit. Hell, pull back from him. That's what I'm doing. And let me tell you, my dude's dong is fking good, but I AM NOT GOING TO BE ANYTHING LESS THAN VALUED FOR WHAT STRENGTH AND SMARTS AND SPIRIT I BRING. He can keep thinking his glory, imagination world is better than the almighty female, but he's fucking wrong. Period.
One thing though, if you are ovulating/pms'ing, give him some leeway cause we females may, in those 10 fucked up ovulatory fuckery days, might very well be just emotional and wrong too. The rest of the 21 days of the month he better have a bulletproof argument LOTFL. For real. Truth.
XO to you always. XO to all you guys. *crashing
*edit'; i hate the demon keyboard after 11pm
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*HUGS KISSES - HUGS KISSES MY CAPPY6! LOVES MY CAPPY!!
OMG Cappy, are we going through the same thing, at the same time, or what? HB Semi-CSG (home boy seminarian CSG - my new nickname for him) isn't trying to change me, I'm trying to change him! But I have to admit, I can ignore the Catholic bullshit if he can. I think he can, but I guess I'll find out over the next few weeks - the Catholic high-holy days leading to Christmas are big-time Catholic celebrations.
And LOLZ re PMS'ing - he's already called me out on that one. I was being a TOTAL bitch (yeah, I admit it) a few weeks ago and after he asked me what was wrong, I told him "I'm a little over-sensitive right now". His immediate response - "Oh, you're on the rag - no problem, I grew up with sisters". I laughed so damn hard I couldn't be mad - HB understood. So we got the PMS issue out of the way during the first month of dating - NICE! I'm a pretty direct person, so I'm pretty happy with the direction things are going.
So how are you and the new man? Things OK? Give me all the deets cuz I love hearing about other peoples' relationships.
Love and smooches,
CSG
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:59pm.
@ NDN-
I, a die-hard Lions fan, bow before you. Not only did our asses get handed to us on Thanksgiving, we handed our asses to you, so you in turn could hand them to us.
*bows in respect*
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*bows in kind & then cups that ass*
*squeeeeezze*
*while bowing and squeezing waits for Bjork*
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:59pm.
@ NDN-
I, a die-hard Lions fan, bow before you. Not only did our asses get handed to us on Thanksgiving, we handed our asses to you, so you in turn could hand them to us.
*bows in respect*
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*bows in kind & then cups that ass*
*squeeeeezze*
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:08pm.
...we might compromise on issues that we don't feel that strongly about but I've never lost myself in any relationship. Missionary or back door doesn't matter that much to me!
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This. Team don't lose yourself. Be flexible, but if the other person doesn't show flexibility then KEEP YOURSELF INTACT. Dong/Poon is replaceable, and not just with other 'dong/poon'. Replaceable can be enlightenment, contentment, etc. Period. Shots all the fk around and shit for this convo piece, ugh. *slides voddies down the DL bar ledge...
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:01pm.
CSG, do you make him laugh?
(And HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed you.)
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OMG Bjorkie, he looks at me constantly and laughs. And then I look at him and ask "What?", and he just shakes his head and says I'm too "damn cute". I try to act like a proud feminist, but he says that a lot of what comes out of my mouth cracks him up
*STAMPS SADDLE-SHOE FOOT*
I think part of our problem is that I was raised with obnoxious brothers so I have no editing button. He was raised with two sisters who ruled the roost (met 'em already and they're kinda scary), so he thinks the shit I say (MUCH of which can be traced to dlisted)is hilarious. I just have to drag him into the 19th Century where the church is concerned (How the fuck can anyone take those old bastards seriously anymore)?
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
Submitted by NDNchief on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:03pm.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by mudtutle on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 6:58pm.
Hey guys. Checking in with a quick "hello". Just beginning a 15-18 page research paper. Due tomorrow.
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I did the "Mudturtle"(new D term) last night on a take home test. I got a C+(note to self, don't do the Mudturtle).
Cite your sources, cite your sources.
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Yes, cite the sources! That's the easy part, you just use a reference. The hard part is reading the shit, coming up with the idea, and writing and re-writing... And you've done that stuff, so you're good to go, Mud.
NDN, bend over dude, you were a bad boy.
Cap6 I'm thinking that a persons identity never actually changes...we might compromise on issues that we don't feel that strongly about but I've never lost myself in any relationship. Missionary or back door doesn't matter that much to me!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:57pm.
Well, since you asked, I'm sitting on the toilet (can't poop at work), reading dlisted, and smoking a bowl. I multitask.
Glad you enjoyed your holiday. Back to school?
Let me blow out a toke for everyone...
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Okay Finchy. . . *still inhales*
EDIT: A true smoker NEVER passes up the good shit.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:31pm
UBF - I prolly should have elaborated on the nekkid issue - the CSG ex-semi (short for ex-seminarian) doesn't have a prob with my love of nekkidness (in fact, he loves that I love to walk around nekkid), it's just that he's all-around more conservative and sometimes has probs (maybe more like confusion) when I attempt to pull him into the 21st century. I swear there are times he gives me 'dog head'(cocked to the side with clear confusion in the eyes) when I try to talk to him about important social issues. He's a WONDERFUL, SWEETHEART with a great soul, but unfortunately he's been brainwashed by the Church and I'm thinking "Do I have the energy to dismantle his outdated thinking and turn him around"? And is it possible?" That's why I'd like to get dlisters opinions - here's the question:
Can you get a staunch believer to consider other opinions in order to make a relationship work?
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Honey, why all this "work" so early in the game? I'm being serious here, but Oprah's right, don't try and change people. Or maybe you're into that Mary Matlin/James Carville thing. You guys just need to smoke some weed and fuck more.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:42pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:18pm.
Not sure CSG but have you tried putting some communion wafers on his dick and say AH MEN?
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Ahahahahahaha Mani, he LOVES that I went to an all-girl Catholic HS but was in trouble from time to time.
If I'm going to do anything with Communion Wafers, I'm gonna place them on the CSG golden platter and tell him "Earn those crackers, yo".
And put LOADS of tongue into it".
*Fans self cuz he really is HAWT!!!
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
CSG - If the guy loves you he can learn to open his mind a little, even if he can't totally accept some of it. If he thinks your worth it he'll make the effort. But in turn don't try to force him. My two cents.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by mudtutle on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 6:58pm.
Hey guys. Checking in with a quick "hello". Just beginning a 15-18 page research paper. Due tomorrow.
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I did the "Mudturtle"(new D term) last night on a take home test. I got a C+(note to self, don't do the Mudturtle).
Cite your sources, cite your sources.
CSG, do you make him laugh?
(And HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed you.)
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:38pm.
CSG, do. not. change.
And walk around naked for us, please. Please? Please!
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*strips down to VS bra and panties*
I LOVE being comfortable, is that a sin?
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
@ NDN-
I, a die-hard Lions fan, bow before you. Not only did our asses get handed to us on Thanksgiving, we handed our asses to you, so you in turn could hand them to us.
*bows in respect*
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:31pm
UBF - I prolly should have elaborated on the nekkid issue - the CSG ex-semi (short for ex-seminarian) doesn't have a prob with my love of nekkidness (in fact, he loves that I love to walk around nekkid), it's just that he's all-around more conservative and sometimes has probs (maybe more like confusion) when I attempt to pull him into the 21st century. I swear there are times he gives me 'dog head'(cocked to the side with clear confusion in the eyes) when I try to talk to him about important social issues. He's a WONDERFUL, SWEETHEART with a great soul, but unfortunately he's been brainwashed by the Church and I'm thinking "Do I have the energy to dismantle his outdated thinking and turn him around"? And is it possible?" That's why I'd like to get dlisters opinions - here's the question:
Can you get a staunch believer to consider other opinions in order to make a relationship work?
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
Submitted by NDNchief on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:52pm.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:44pm.
Why, hellooooooooo, NDN.
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OMG. . . Pandora isn't helping(or is it!?!?!) after Anita I got consecutive; A.Winehouse,C.B.Rae and now Sade.
My holiday in Cali brought a flood of emotions that I'm only feeling/processing now. I mostly blazed "Wet Dream".
How goes it for you?
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Well, since you asked, I'm sitting on the toilet (can't poop at work), reading dlisted, and smoking a bowl. I multitask.
Glad you enjoyed your holiday. Back to school?
Let me blow out a toke for everyone...
@CSG,
I have no intention of changing or subverting my opinion based on what he thinks (cuz babe your penis is good, but no penis is THAT GOOD) - so I ask you, UBF and dlisters: can this CSG relationship be saved?
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CSMFkerG, xo, Oh hell no, you're not on here posting some shit about groundbreaking-transitional-relational shit like I did a day ago too. Some profound convo came up (off the tail end of a first-debate/argument) about what I found important to rational/practical and he found "oh, I can will myself to live 200 years" while misspeaking factual and historical timelines, but I digress and shit, whatever, anyway, I'm back here like all us DL sluts who re-log on and see this. So, then, back to your thing...DON'T CHANGE. Why? Cause one thing I've learned is that YOU AND I AND MOST OF US HERE ARE FLEXIBLE. Have been all our damn fucking lives. So, that leads us to "Here I am, feeling like I have to bend MORE again for a relationship" and shit.
This is what I think - if you feel like your core beliefs/personality must change, then raise a flag and questions shit. Hell, pull back from him. That's what I'm doing. And let me tell you, my dude's dong is fking good, but I AM NOT GOING TO BE ANYTHING LESS THAN VALUED FOR WHAT STRENGTH AND SMARTS AND SPIRIT I BRING. He can keep thinking his glory, imagination world is better than the almighty female, but he's fucking wrong. Period.
One thing though, if you are ovulating/pms'ing, give him some leeway cause we females may, in those 10 fucked up ovulatory fuckery days, might very well be just emotional and wrong too. The rest of the 21 days of the month he better have a bulletproof argument LOTFL. For real. Truth.
XO to you always. XO to all you guys. *crashing
*edit'; i hate the demon keyboard after 11pm
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
How weird. . . after I hit the enter button Pandora played BJORK "Isobel(Deodato Mix)".
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:44pm.
Why, hellooooooooo, NDN.
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OMG. . . Pandora isn't helping(or is it!?!?!) after Anita I got consecutive; A.Winehouse,C.B.Rae and now Sade.
My holiday in Cali brought a flood of emotions that I'm only feeling/processing now. I mostly blazed "Wet Dream".
How goes it for you?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:42pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:18pm.
Not sure CSG but have you tried putting some communion wafers on his dick and say AH MEN?
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I was just about to go there, too, but you beat me to it. Slut.
CSG, impress him by farting incense out your butt.
Why, hellooooooooo, NDN.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:18pm.
Not sure CSG but have you tried putting some communion wafers on his dick and say AH MEN?
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
In rare form tonite. High as fuck with some sweet nectar and a bit of nostalgia.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I just threw shade on the madge/guy ritchie post then I hear Anita O'day's "tenderly" and instantly teared up.
SUP night shift.
My face is open and wide and deep.
CSG, do. not. change.
And walk around naked for us, please. Please? Please!
Yay, double post! I'll also say that if I didn't fear future incarceration, I'd play dirty. I'd slash his tires out first and if that doesn't stop him, I would simply torch his fucking car
Submitted by mudtutle on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 8:14pm.
UB- fuck that guy. No one with those kinds of medical issues should be allowed to work in a supervising position. I don't care if that sounds un-PC, it's true. If you are a medically diagnosed narcissist, you have no business being in a supervisory/management position.
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I know, right!? I wish I could get a court order to either get him on some fucking meds or get on disability and quit this bitch. My previous relationship was with a guy that had a list of physchiatric and personality issues. When he was medicated, he was functioned well and was pleasant. Off them, it was the same bullshit- calling people names, hatred of all women, rage issues, etc. He's like this to everybody, so its not just me that despises him. Its so hard for me to find a job in my situation, so I refuse to quit. But when you start messing with my hours... oh bitch this war is on and poppin'!
CSG, don`t know about the religion, but the different levels of comfort regarding sexuality would be an issue for me. I mean, there are certain things i draw the line at (like i don`t wanna be in the bathroom, while the hubby takes a shit, or something like that), but walking around naked ? Did he say he was uncomfortable with you walking around naked?? That would weird me the fuck out. I mean wth? If you want have some kind of future together, til death do us part kinda thing, once you hit 80, he might have to help you in the shower and other shit. If you make him uncomfortable now, how uncomfortable is it going to be when shit gets REAL? DK, CSG, that one would bug me. But if the peen is good, keep riding that fucker til you grow REALLY tired of his ass...lol
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Hey,everybody! Is it safe to come in?
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 8:55pm.
Whorz. Entertain me. JK. Anyone know anything about Sphynx cats?
Do they have certain personality traits like Siamese cats?
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UBF - don't know anything about pussy but if you want to be entertained, here's my scenario: (and I should explain I'm stumbling into the thread a wee bit lubricated with an extra coating of cheap chard obtained by beginning my Xmas celebration tonight with my girls):
so I'm nuts about the new CSG homeboy (an expression I called him one night and he had a problem with cuz homeboy is OOOOOLLLLLDDDDD - compared to me - 16 year diff), but damn he's conservative. He's uncomfortable with the fact that I'm way more free then he is (I've no hang-ups re the body, as much as I bitch and complain, I LURVES walkin around nekkid), and we totally disagree re Catholic Church doctrine cuz he's an ex-Seminarian and I think the Church needs to get itself in order before it can tell me that I can take communion ONLY after I get an annullment, etc. (Once you act like a pedo, you lose all credibility, you know what I'm saying)?
So anyway, I'm nuts about him (doesn't help that he's damn sexy as hell) - but we have totally divergent views on religion and sexuality etc. I have no intention of changing or subverting my opinion based on what he thinks (cuz babe your penis is good, but no penis is THAT GOOD) - so I ask you, UBF and dlisters: can this CSG relationship be saved? All opinions are welcome.
*refills cheap chard while waiting for answers*
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 8:04pm.
@ SANS FARDS-
I'm leaning towards HR because the owner is too nice about it. He just bends over and takes it from this guy. I, on the other hand, don't think anyone at work has the right to tell me that I'm another "useless female".
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At the very least that's discriminatory and actionable
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Yeah, seriously...if he used those exact words, verbatim, you'd have a definite case of a legally-defined "hostile work environment." If he didn't exactly say this but more implied it, you might have a harder case but you can still make a go at it. If he's making sexist comments of any sort, get thee to HR and document document document.
Hopefully your HR dept is halfway competent, and you're likely not the only person who'll have gone to them and complained.
Hang in there!!!
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Whorz. Entertain me. JK. Anyone know anything about Sphynx cats?
Do they have certain personality traits like Siamese cats?
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Dp
Dog, you're here late! What's going on?
I've been thinking about getting a cuddly kitteh or puppeh avie to fit in better. They seem to be the hotness.