Kim Kuntrashian Doesn't Think She's Supposed To Have Kids... Uh huh....
Seen here locking out Kim Kardashian's check cashing cooch until Pimp Mama Kris finds a suitable (read: dumb, rich, famous and with a bladder that's always ready to party) suitor for her to suck the life out of, the KKK are on January's cover of Glamour (just read that as "Glum Whore" and it'll make more sense) Magazine and are giving their first interview since they pulled a giant scam on everyone. The already annoying interview turned into an annoying dry queef fest about how Kim's dream of becoming a mom at 30 is officially dead and it's only a matter of time before Pimp Mama Kris closes a deal with E! for a 16 hour-long "Kim & Her Uterus Say Goodbye To Each Other FOREVER" special. After Kim covered the permanently-attached silicone alien mask on her face with a "WOE IZ ME" mask, the KKK got deep:
Kim: ...I think I'll always be a hopeless romantic.GLAMOUR: What do you mean by that?
Kim: It means that I believe in love and the dream of having a perfect relationship, but my idea of it has changed. I think I need to not live in a fairy tale like that. I think I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic.
Khloé: I love Kim's belief in love and the fact that she feels so strongly about it. She has that dream every girl has.
Kim: Well, I don't think I have it right now.
Khloé: Which is fine, but I'm your sister and I know why you don't have it right now. But I know you will get it again.
Kim: I hope I do. But by then I hope maybe I'm a little bit more realistic.
GLAMOUR: Realistic about what?
Kim: The fact that what I want isn't possible.
Khloé: What, a guy on a white horse coming to get you? That doesn't happen!
Kim: I don't know. I always wanted what Mom and Dad had. And at first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three.and now I'm like, maybe I won't have any. Maybe I'll just be a good aunt.
Khloé: But Mom and Dad got a divorce, and she met Bruce. And you were a child; you don't know what Mom and Dad had. As an outsider looking in, it probably looked like paradise.
Kim: At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I'm not supposed to have kids and all that.
Khloé: Oh my God. Don't be dramatic all of a sudden!
Kim: That's how I feel. Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would. But that's OK.
Before Pimp Mama Kris ran that interview through the fake machine, it really read like this:
Kim: .....I think I'll always be a hopeless famewhore.
GLAMOUR: What do you mean by that?
Kim: It means that I believe in whoring myself out for fame at any cost and dreaming of having permanent relevancy, but the game has changed. I think I need to be choosier about the fake husbands I cast. Did you see the first episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York? Of course you did. Over 3 million stupid fucks did. Cha-ching, beyotches! You saw how Kris farted in my sister's face on camera. He farted on my sister on camera! I know Kris was my stage husband, but he signed a contract in blood stating that I'm the only one he's supposed to perform a bodily function on in front of the cameras. I was humiliated! How can I have a publicity stunt baby with a monster who farts on my sister? That's cheating!
Khloé: Wookie like eating baby. Wookie like eating baby.
Kim: Um. Anyway, back to me. I don't have that dream anymore.
Khloé: But Wookie want baby to NOM NOM on.
Kim: No, you dumb dumb! I'm still going to have a baby, but I'm going to be a little bit more materialistic about it and I don't need a fake husband to do it.
GLAMOUR: Materialistic how?
Kim: Everybody is having a baby with their husbands. That's been done, is boring and only gets you a maximum of 3 People Magazine covers. That's why I'm going to get knocked up and won't tell anybody who the father is. The evil scientists at E! are making a fetus out of my old face and all the used condoms I stole from Reggie Bush's trash can as we speak. Think of all the magazine covers, specials and endorsement deals with Indentigene! There'll be a "Who Shot A Load In Kim's Pussy?" special and covers of Life & Style will be flying out of my twat like black dick does. You stupid Americans will eat it up and I'll be more rich and more famous than ever. I'm so glad dad sold my soul to the devil to get O.J. off. No morals equals more money! Cha-ching!
Khloé: Wookie happy about having baby to nibble nibble.
Kim: Wait! How did you sneak into the middle again? Get back, beast! Back! I'm the Chynna! You're the Carnie! To the side where you belong.
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To babybunny: I nodded so much reading your post that I am officially a human bobblehead. Your ealier years sounded exactly like mine. I have no time for bullshit and so when I see people giving these shallow bird brain hookers (let's call them what they really are) the time of day it really makes me stabby.
Anywhores, you sound like good people to me. *muah*
Submitted by NC-Ladee on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 2:43pm.
...Elizabeth Taylor Not only was [Elizabeth Taylor] an extremely talented actor, but she was beautiful and well loved - neither traits do you posess.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 3:06pm.
And witty, and fun and thoughtful...
Please tell me this fool din't try to compare herself to Elizabeth Taylor *eyeroll*
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Unfortunately she did. I remember reading an article that stated (for some bizarre reason) Kim was one of the last folks to interview Elizabeth Taylor for some magazine. She was her idol and during the interview she told Elizabeth she wanted to be like her but was X number husbands short, and X number of jewels short. The only thing she wanted to do like Elizabeth Taylor was marry over again and she thought she had it like that to get the jewels that Elizabeth got from her men.
CLUELESS.
We've all read that Kris didn't buy that diamond that Kim sports - that she already had it, but fronted. First strike against Elizabeth's record - she had all her men wrapped and they all men bought her those diamonds. Burton bought two mega diamonds for Elizabeth - I believe one was damn near 35 carats and another damn near 60 carats. We're not talking cluster diamonds - we're talking an individual stone. Not many women can roll like that.
How did we miss Dr Drew calling KK out on her domestic violence against KH?
http://drdrew.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/29/dr-drew-domestic-violence-in-kim-...
I hate it when I'm forced to tear the cover off my magazine, as I will be with this one!
looking at that picture if Khloe was to lose about 50 pounds and the hair on her back she would almost, barely look half decent...
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slap me silly and call me Sally...
Don't the terrorists have any leftover envelopes full of anthrax they could send these slags?
'Wookie like eating baby. Wookie like eating baby.'
...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>>>>.......
...oh my goodness gracious...that made me laugh out loud so hard I almost swallowed my tongue....bahahahaha
...to think I was going to congratulate MK in yesterday's Open Post about going for so long without a KKK post...
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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...
@ babybunny: Good for you and your timely epiphany! My mom hit the end of 48 before her's came and she finally lived her last 2 years happy and peacefully before her run was up. :-)
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
OMG MK is hilarious. His interpretation was so funny and when I read "Wookie want..." I just lost it.
Michael K nailed it when he imitated King King Khloe talking. They are a bunch of monosyllabic sex crazed gorillas who need pimp mommy to tall them what to do.
Bah ... everything about these gorillas is fake, fake, fake. Even their dumb twitter accounts. There is no way that an uncultured illiterate like Kim KaKadashian (or KakaPeePeeDashian as I call her) actually knows how to read and write. Her p.r. team hired some college graduate at $15/hr. to post shit about her on twitter and facebook and pretend to be her.
hahaha Daniel Craig also went off on the sex crazed monkeys today.
These wastes of human skin need to die already preferably soon!
www.kittykittygossip.com
Submitted by Zilly : Every girl wants the perfect life, husband, kids, no $$ worries,....
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(*Said in the nicest possible way):Every "girl" does NOT necessarily want everything on that list! Unless she's been brainwashed by 1950. No.Fucking.Way.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
This too shall pass.....
People...of planet earth....listen, I am almost 50 and wake up happier than I have ever been in my life. Life began and I mean REALLY began in my 40's the time prior to that was like stumbling around in a dark room...lots and I mean TONS of disappointments, bad relationships, bad jobs, bad living, drugs, alcohol, more drugs, and more alcohol...AND then rehabs, relapse, blah, blah...it is like I turned 40 and I can't explain it, I was done with 99.9% of the bullshit I used to try so hard to believe in, I was done with things that numbed me and ended up trying to kill me, and I was done with damn near everyone in my life...sorry to rant, but all this bullshit about fear of aging, turning 30, boo fucking hoo...this whore knows NOT A FUCKING THING about life, and the only one that seems to have a bit of a clue is the big one who wants to eat the baby...I hate this family with a passion but why does anyone interview such a vapid, selfish, self absorbed creepy cunt like Kim???? Kim is by far the stupidest bitch and every time I read a quote from her I really want to wretch. Plastic titties, face, booty and everything else will eventually go away, that is a fact. Bitch will be like Grey Gardens...just her and her mamma in a bedroom eating ice cream for breakfast and reminiscing while surrounded by cats and filth...one can only hope!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 12:07pm.
1. Last night on Dr. Drew, he brought up a very important point about the footage of Kim K punching Kris H: It's domestic violence. Even if it's a tiny wookie punching a giant derp, it's still violence.
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I LOL'd at the very accurate "tiny wookie/giant derp" description. :-D
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It's cause the sperm all turn back screaming 'go Back! go Back! It's a fucking Khardasian!"
Well that's great, because the rest of us don't think she should have kids, either! Everybody wins.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
actually, i rarely watch e, but i kinda like Khloe. Seems like a riot. One day I was bored and GIS kims divorce petition against her first husband who she eloped with. made for interesting reading.
I can't read that. I think we should ban them and see what the Olsens are doing. They are way more fun to hate. I get nothing from any of these bitches except boredom.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Rosie O'Donnell's a Kardasshian ???
Hopefully she will not reproduce. We have enough idiots like her in the media that do nothing but hound the media for attention with out having any talent.
The only she has going for her is her looks. That's it. She doesnt have any talents (unless you consider wohring a talent), she doesnt have any skills, she is uneducated, she is stupid, she is selfish...she really's got nothing to her name other than her looks and they will fade. It is therefore that much of a travesty and shame that she should be having 100 million dollars in assets. For no real reason other than looking pretty. Fucked up.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
You need to read the questions from Glamour with Ghostface's voice from Scream, right when he's about to kill someone, to get the full effect.
Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:07pm.
Fuck bitches who think life ends at 30. I'm in my 20s and I find this outlook depressing.
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I'm 31 (in fact, I'm only a few days older than Kim) and no one's attempted a Logan's Run on me yet.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Please more of the real interviews before they go through the fake machinery. "Wookie Like Eating Baby!" Fucking hilarious...
Submitted by NC-Ladee on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 2:43pm.
...Elizabeth Taylor Not only was [Elizabeth Taylor] an extremely talented actor, but she was beautiful and well loved - neither traits do you posess.
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And witty, and fun and thoughtful...
Please tell me this fool din't try to compare herself to Elizabeth Taylor *eyeroll*
♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
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You know, if she honestly has enough common sense not to drag a child into her narcissistic fuckery, I respect that. I have a feeling these are just "woe-is-me" words, though. I think she'll have kids as soon as the attention from the divorce runs out.
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So I'm watching Dr. Drew just now on HLN (don't snort, I'm unemployed and I don't like soaps) and he and a guest are replaying Kim punching Kris over and over and saying that it's spousal abuse. This vomit-inducing show is going to do much more to hurt her than Kris, the intended target.
Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 2:11pm.
Get off the white horse NOW and live in the real world where getting married means WORK. Can you imagine if she had a baby and it peed it's diaper? She'd have to change the diapers!!!!!! I don't think so....
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Before that there would be the accidental self-wetting after the baby kicks you're bladder, leaking boobs, the morning sickness that lasts for months and no anal bleaching.
And what the hell have they done to Khloe's face? It appears to be more distorted than usual.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Someone forwarded me a link of their show and out of morbid curiosity I pushed play. All the time I'm yelling - I know I'm going to regret these few minutes I won't ever get back.
On it Kim was hitting her husband - punching at him - because he stepped on her foot and messed up her pedicure. Going ballistic on this man just because he accidentally stepped on her foot. That woman has more issues than I ever realized. She is COMPLETELY self absorbed! Kris should be doing cartwheels now that he's away from that beast. I see now why he wasn't trying to work it out, or get her back. I also understand why Reggie, who was supposedly so in love with her, never proposed. That was the second clip I've seen of Kim - the first one was when she cried like a babe because he threw her in the water and she lost her diamond earring. Both times she was far more upset than when her 'marriage broke up.'
Newsflash Kim - when the lights go out and the cameras tire of you - you're going to be one lonely woman. You've showed the viewing public exactly what you're made of and no man in his right mind would lock down with you. Good luck trying to hang with Elizabeth Taylor's (marriage) record. The only thing you both had in common was dark hair. Not only was she an extremely talented actor, but she was beautiful and well loved - neither traits do you posess.
Folks can say what they want about Khloe - she's obviously more stable and mature than the three. IMO even with good looks because of Kim's fucked up attitude Kim is definitely the ugliest of the three!
I only got around to reading my September InStyle this week and these hairy whores (thanks, sucky) are in there shilling their Krap kollection. They did each one's closet with a tally of their shoes and blah, blah. The urinal has two hundred and some shoes, 67 of them Louboutins and nine Birkin bags!! Yet, this stupid cow is donating what she feels the wedding gifts were worth to charity. Stupid cow.
Grow the fuck up Kim and get a clue. A fairy tale does not mean you get to act like a pathetic shrew and cry when you don't get your own way, you shallow, ignorant cow.
Here's some outtakes from their photo shoot.
http://desktopwallpaper-s.com/15/-/Wild_boars/
Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 2:11pm.
THIS!
LMAO@ Taylor Swift songs -- but here's the thing Taylor is nearly 10 years younger that Kim! Kim is an idiot
That's the most sensible thing she ever said.
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"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:10pm.
Men don't avoid you because you're beautiful. They avoid you because you're a vapid cunt only useful for sex.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 2:08pm.
You're right...I'm sorry my bad...I totally forgot for a second that this shit was sooooo fake and staged
Kim... Fairy Tales exist in only two places...
1.) children's books
2.) Taylor Swift lyrics
Get off the white horse NOW and live in the real world where getting married means WORK. Can you imagine if she had a baby and it peed it's diaper? She'd have to change the diapers!!!!!! I don't think so....
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Submitted by sweet_b on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:47pm.
Done!!! and we can totally buy matching cross color outfits and friendship rings LOL
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YAY! *claps hands, licks screen*
♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
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Submitted by sweet_b on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 2:04pm.
You're assuming that the marriage was real.
OMG I can't with Kim!!! Marriage is work bitch!!! It's not just the wedding and then you two live happily ever after. After the wedding comes the real work...and shit all the "problems" that arose after the wedding should have been discussed BEFORE the wedding. Yeah most people don't wait until after they are married to discuss future career moves and where the family will live. And bitch please with one of the "problems" being that Kris was messy!!! I wanted to choke that bitch when I read that shit. Are you kidding me??? So Kris H can't put his clothes on the floor but Ray J can put his piss in your eye and THAT'S OK....GTFOH
Khloe is a White. Kourtney is a Mexican. Kim is an Alien.
It's definitely worth a few seconds of your life to click on the "Identigene" link and see the list of "also viewed products"....
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 12:07pm.
DirtyWhoreMouth -- "de-fur" -- OMG, LMFAO!!! Thanks for my first big laugh of the day!
vega -- how is little Lola doing???
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Hey twat muffin, she’s doing good, thanks for asking.
I love KKKs posts; it brings out the snarkiest of all comments from everyone. This TWIT is delusional. She looks all sorts of PLASTIC on that “glamour” cover, ha glamour! Love the glamour tagline too “there’s no judgment between sisters.” Uhm, please these girls cus each other out and call each other “whore” left and right, that’s all they do!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 11:46am.
Submitted by sweet_b on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 11:41am.
There is nothing more annoying on this planet than when that big bitch Khloe speaks in that baby voice to Lamar....I just cringe when she does that
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OMG you're my new best friend. Call me every five minutes:)
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Done!!! and we can totally buy matching cross color outfits and friendship rings LOL
Kim should go back to her roots and do what she does best; make movies. I think she should do a sequel to KK Superstar where random guys shit all over her. They can call it KK StupidWhore.
fuck the 3 million sheep that tuned in to keep this bitch in business
fuck Glamour (I was thinking of getting a subscription for christmas, but they can go and suck a nut)
fuck the kardashians (not on video so they wont enjoy it)
Khloe has always been the realistic sister. I do feel bad for Khloe and Kort, they have no control over all this BS Kim is creating, they just get to go along for the ride
Kim freaking SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!! Every girl wants the perfect life, husband, kids, no $$ worries, fairy tales are stuff that little girls are made of. Who ever led her to believe that perfection is out there?? and to have what her parents did.... ahh yeah her mother cheated on her father!!! a great role model that Kris Jenner is. So where is the perfection there, Kim just likes to whine, grow the f up take control of your life, and off w/the rose colored glasses, like can suck!
super martian r... - good attitude! These turds equate fine lines with death. I turned 40 this year and instead of being freaked out I looked at it as an age to truly celebrate reaching - this year a friend's niece died of leukemia just after her 3rd birthday and a local mum died of breast cancer at 39, leaving three girls behind.
Who poses these chicks in underwear and WHY? The fug one is starting to morph into an attractive Rosie O'Donnell.
Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:07pm.
Fuck bitches who think life ends at 30. I'm in my 20s and I find this outlook depressing.
Don't worry, it actually gets better. You have way more money, your career is established, life is much more calmer.