Afternoon Crumbs
The Photoshop Award for Achievement In Putting A Ho’s Head On Another Ho’s Body goes to ScarJo’s Cosmo cover – Just Jared
Bradley Cooper goes le beard browsing in France – Lainey Gossip
Christopher Guest can come out of the bushes now and admit that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are his creations – The Superficial
Give that trick hell, Barney – Towleroad
“And I think that what intimidates them is not my purse; it’s my mind,” said Lady CaCa as she fucked her own ego with a dildo made of the bullshit that pours out of her talk hole – Celebitchy
Now, THIS is beauty in its natural state – Hollywood Tuna
Charlize Theron and titty tape make beautiful music together – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Simpson’s torso looks like 6 baby elephants playing Twister under a black tent – Popoholic
Reason #4,129,843 for loving Daniel Craig – ICYDK
FYI: Beyonce went with the Size L pillow baby yesterday – Popsugar
The Tao of Jackie Stallone – Cityrag
Tacky trash in tacky trash – I’m Not Obsessed
Slightly adorable cat abuse alert – OMG Blog
A raggedy, flea-ridden alley dog does a PSA for raggedy, flea-ridden alley dogs – Videogum
New Mexico is not in on the joke – The Daily What
And then Sienna Miller fucked that dude away from his partner so she doesn’t lose her home wrecking touch – Hollywood Rag