Monday, November 28th 2011

The Time Demi Lovato's Weave Tried To Quit Her Ass On Stage


Just like Brit Brit before her, Demi Lovato accidentally pulled a polyester tail out of her head (at the 0:47 mark) while torturing the masochistic ears of her fans during a performance in Kansas City, MO the other night. Demi fucks on Wilmer Valderrama, so she obviously doesn't give three shits about much, which is why she proudly waved her weave piece around and went on with the show. From the video, it looks like that shit got snagged on Demi's jacket, but that's not what really happened. That weave piece was trying to exit stage left. I mean, it probably thought it was having another coke-induced hallucination with all those disco ball heads dancing around. Not to mention that Demi's dressed like Wynonna Judd as a Las Vegas funeral director. There's only so much a weave piece can take!

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loopygorilla's picture

All mickey mouse club bitches gotta work for the money.

All these Disney whores know you gotta get down on your knees and work, bitches like Demi, Miley, Britney, Xtina, Selena Gomez, Vanessa hudgens, Zac Efron.

Omfg, not sure if I'm more embarrassed for her for moving exactly like Brit or not knowing, initially, that she pulled her weave out while doing said jerky moves. FFS, can't these famewhores take their 150K and retire offline in peace without further ridicule???? My ass only needs about 200 bucks a week to be happy (100 food, 70 vino, 30 car fuel). No. They have to keep perpetrating a fraud on a multitude of levels to keep the $$s going. Really fking sad. Damn

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lovelylaney's picture

could anyone at that concert even hear the lyrics? the song sucked. and she blew up, and not in the A-list way! damn!

TexnDoc's picture

Ha Ha OF COURSE it reminded me of when Edina and Patsy were driving in the little convertible and decided to put the top down and off went half of Patsy's weave with it. "Ow ow ow! Eds! Pull over!!"

LaChaylo's picture

Someone call PETA - you can't treat a weave like that.

Albatross's picture

What the hell kind of GD song was that? I could barely hear it.

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sweet_b's picture

I just think there should be a natural revolution!!! I don't mind weave but remember when ppl wore weave and you couldn't tell and it was like a shock when you found out. Now, no one gives a damn...this over the top weave should be left to the tranny professional as well as this over the top makeup. Women look soooo stupid with all that shit and the ONLY bitch who can truly pull it off with grace is RuPaul...YESSSS!

johnnysgirl's picture

HAHA! Love it when a trick does something embarrassing while trying so hard to rock those idiotic dance moves.

I cannot express how sick I am of this herky-jerky, spactic, seizure-like dance style, whith all the head-whipping, hand-flapping, and crotch-grabbing. Does it look laughably stupid to anyone else, or is it just me?

Haribo's picture

girl, if you whip your damn hair like that you may lose not only your hair but also your head. damn!

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Bree's picture

I love how it was stuck, that was pretty funny. Maybe if she actually danced instead of stomping around, she would have gotten rid of it sooner.

Dirk Diggler's picture

I loved that Chris Rock documentary on the colossal business of hair in the Black community. It was an eye opener...

bitchSpray's picture

i laughed so hard

reminds me of that scene in the SATC where kim catrall was blowing that blonde piece of hers and he touched her head and a fistful of hair came off because she was going through chemo at that time. it wasnt that funny (yes it was)

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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 3:03pm.

yeah it's really easy for dreads to get matted and messed up, and once they get messed up, you pretty much have to start over.

not sure if you're in NYC? I grew up in Brooklyn and surrounded by many natural hair care salons that specialize in dreading. it doesn't require as much care as relaxed hair, but you do have to be meticulous about it, especially in the beginning so they form properly.

once they're formed and longer, you don't have to do too much with them, and they're really, really versatile.

I just want the dreads because I've had a relaxer since 3rd grade and I cannot get a relaxer without it burning the shit out of my scalp...it usually takes a week after the relaxer for my scalp to heal. I hate it so much I only go for a relaxer 4 or 5 times a year when you're supposed to get it every 6 - 8 weeks.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:59pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:50pm.

most black women would like that too...just sad that in our society, relaxed hair rules.

personally, I'd like to grow dreads. really well-groomed dreads can be lovely. problem is, it's the kiss of death in corporate america. don't believe me? ok. ;D
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Love dreads too but honestly, most I see are matted and gross looking. I wonder if they are a birch to maintain?

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NovaNightly's picture

I have a good friend who is black and she keeps her hair short and fabulous. Then from time to time she slaps a cool looking wig on for fun. :) She's got the right idea!

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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:50pm.

most black women would like that too...just sad that in our society, relaxed hair rules.

personally, I'd like to grow dreads. really well-groomed dreads can be lovely. problem is, it's the kiss of death in corporate america. don't believe me? ok. ;D

chaka1's picture

And they say black girls wear too much weave?

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Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:34pm.

I wish they'd stop trying to make Demi Lovato happen.

^^this. I totally don't get her. She just doesn't have "it". *yawn*

like-wow's picture

Who is this person and why is she so stiff looking on stage? She dances like a puppet.

LisaRose's picture

Demi has beautiful natural hair. I realize they want volume and all that but why go through all that bother? That's a lot of cash she just yanked out and threw on the floor! I love Demi's new fuller figure look and I like the outfit too even if it's a little Wynonna-ish!

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IrishFury's picture

I think if I were a black woman, I'd keep it natural and well-conditioned short and it'd look fabulous.
I'd never bother with all that ironing and spending hours (and $$$$$$$) at a salon and relaxing etc. And black women have more baldness due to excess stress on hair, not to mention scars on the face and neck from hot irons.

Because many black women have good skin, they can rock the Halle Berry (minus the relaxer) look.

I should write a poem starting with

I think if I were a black woman...!
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:37pm.
Did that dancer wipe a booger off on her crotch right at the begining?

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Submitted by whippersnapper on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:16pm.

allow me.

it's because all of the constant styling of the hair. black celebs (models mostly, then actors) used to get it because all the constant washing, relaxing and straightening wrecked their hair. black hair, particularly relaxed black hair, is delicate and can't withstand the constant application of products and heat every day. so, if you get a weave, it looks like the real thing, and because it's synthetic or not-relaxed, it can withstand the daily styling. and when you've fried and dyed it to death, you take it out and get new, fresh hair.

another benefit is that the relaxing process can thin the hair, so the weave adds fullness.

turns out non-black folks have the same problems.

NovaNightly's picture

Weaves and extensions just seem like a big ol pain in the ass...and everyone knows you have fake hair anyway. You don't fool anyone ladies. You just look a fool.

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Whamo's picture

Did that dancer wipe a booger off on her crotch right at the begining?

SoulTaker's picture

Seemed to me like the fat idiot didn't even realize some hair had been yanked out of her head and was stuck on her sleeve.

ditquoi's picture

I wish they'd stop trying to make Demi Lovato happen.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:16pm.

I don't understand weaves/extensions.
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Came here to say just this.
Can't these girls just let their fucking hair grow?

Can someone please explain what the deal is with this?

crazyinjapan's picture

Well, unfortunately that wasn't very dramatic. I was hoping it would fly off her head. And that "music" is godawful. Whoever said it was like Britney Spears backward masking Satan was correct.

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Hahaha.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

I thought the fat Judd had lost weight.
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Emeriesan's picture

I'm more surprised by the fact she actually has fans.

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M.E.'s picture

I don't understand weaves/extensions.

Miss Thang's picture

This is why I run my fingers through any hair pieces and/or do a few pull checks to make sure it is secure before I leave the house. Some of those things shed a lot. Bitch needs a better hair stylist.

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Gardening Girl's picture

I hope my extensions didnt look that doll-like.

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"Not to mention that Demi's dressed like Wynonna Judd as a Las Vegas funeral director."

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Spaz de la Whoreta's picture

Damn, her outfit looks exactly like something Wynona would wear (in a size Wynonna hasn't squeezed into since middle school).

That song sounds like a Britney song being played backwards to reveal a Satanic message.

Gardening Girl's picture

Jesus! What was that!

angel_i's picture

That was funny - she couldn't get rid of it. Serves her right for being such a waste of space like that.

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