Anne Hathaway Is Engaged To Some Dude Who Hopefully Isn't A Con Man
Anne Hathaway just won't let those "Anne Hathaway is a big ole' lez" rumors be great, because she is now wearing a promise to get hitched ring given to her by a dude who looks like Alice the Goon in disguise as Ryan Gosling. Anne's rep confirms to People that her 30-year-old boyfriend of 3 years Adam Shulman got down on one knee, gazed deeply into her TEEFS (since there's really nowhere else for your eyes to go) and asked her to marry his ass. Her rep also said that Adam, who is an actor/jooree designer (HA!), helped to design her engagement ring (click here to see it if you care).
Anne and Adam started bumping teeth three years ago right after she broke up with the Italian fiancé who claimed to be the CEO of the Vatican in order to swindle investors out of millions of dollars. Anne pretty much only started dating Adam so he could hump the memory of Raffy from her brain, but then she fell in love or something. Anne said this about Adam a few months ago, "I am very much in love with him, [only] Adam totally ruined my plan. I was really actually looking forward to a little alone time, and then I fell in love like a fool!"
You know, Anne's bright white Chiclets are looking extra swole in that picture, which could only mean one thing: the ho is knocked up! (Just go with me on this, you'll thank me later). This means that Anne is in no condition to finishing shooting that Batman shit, which means her role will have to be completely reshot, which means Julie Newmar will have to be brought in since she knows the role. We've been saved from Anne's Catwoman! Our nightmare is over. We can thank Adam for that. Adam may look like a creeper whose eyes are so beady from squinting through a tiny hole in a public bathroom to watch ladies pee, but he's our savior!
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That guy has BLACK evil eyes. Something ain't right there.
But aside from that, it isn't a good start to have your new husband re-design your wedding ring(s) -- I mean really. If you want to SQUASH rumors that either of you is gay, that's not the way to do it. Ask Fran Drescher -- the signs are there flashing in faaaabulous neon (but only if you're willing to get real).
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
how the h#ll could she be dating this guy for 3 years when she was with that conman not long ago? has that much time went by?
This guy looks 110% evil.
Ahahaaa! she dated the "CEO of the Vatican". haha! That never gets old. I would've least done a google search on his ass first.
This one. Thought he was an unknown Arquette. Not a looker. Good luck with that, Anne. Amember to do your google background search before hitching up.
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I don't know...he looks like a creepy teeth grinder.
She can do better. Whoever he is he has beady little rat eyes.
Citizenstrange, the Fattican from the Vatican! Lol
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
his features are so small while hers are huge...hopefully when they breed, their spawn will have a a chance at normal-sized features if the parents' genes balance everything out. Otherwise, theirs will be some FUG bebes.
ETA: and I hope the pre-nup is iron-clad...'cause I smell some serious gold-digging going on here.
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That peen needs some Miracle-Gro! - Bwhit19964
JLO must be using his entire body as an anal plug - Hellraiser
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:03pm.
I wonder if you can play "Heart and Soul" on her teeth?!
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I love that song!
Those teefs remind me of that movie "Dennis the Menace" where Dennis puts chiclettes in Mr. Wilson's dentures. lol.
Well I don't really have an opinion about Annie...she's alright I guess but her makeup artist tries to hard to make her look vampy. She should wear way less FARDS.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Congrats! Nice to see she wasn't jaded, which I think could surely happen when you have money and have been used before.
I don't see why ppl give her a rough time about her teefs at all....many people get silly veneers for teefs like this.
Submitted by Feral on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:20pm.
Why do women like this so rarely do the smart thing...marry a self made, brilliant multimillionaire or billionaire who's not so good looking but will always treat them like the queen movie star they are, have a pack of young 'uns, retire at thirty to a gorgeous ranch somewhere and start an animal rescue, floral business, grow the perfect avocado, something?
Actor, jewelry designer, musician, artist, activist, etc...sorry, why?
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Actually I see where you come from, but when you love someone and you are with them its like the best thing and you dont need anything else. When I was in love I always felt like it made me a better version of myself with everything.
I thought that was Ryan Gosling, so I'll just lump this guy in the same category: no dog, no interest.
I don't even know if he has a dog (Anne doesn't count).
Her life is so boring since the Italian billionaire. That's why I think I like her. She's one of the least annoying 20-something celebs out there. *Kanye shrug*
It's amazing what passes for movie star today. Bette Davis circa All About Eve age would have destroyed her in one afternoon. She'd have liked Angelina I bet though.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:53am.
I hope the baby gets his beady doll eyes and her giant horse mouth.
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I was just going to say that too. It'll end up looking like a moray eel.
JLove must be her relationship guru.
She looks like a young Julia Roberts to me.
She also has the worst taste in men, I mean, you're an award winning movie star who some proclaim to be the most beautiful woman in the world.....aim a little higher than a jewelry designer....seriously.
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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.
Submitted by citizenstrange on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:36pm.
Kind of Off Topic:
Just in case there is ever an obese pope I have already come up with a nickname:
The Fatican from the Vatican.
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Hahahahaha! I found this VERY funny!
I wonder if you can play "Heart and Soul" on her teeth?!
This woman bores the shit out of me. I bet she has no good stories to tell.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
I think Anne Hathaway is sexy and she is one of the least annoying actresses out there. And she's actually funny. I can't even make fun of her and believe me, I've tried.
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"I do not drink, do drugs, or lie" --Lindsay Lohan 2007
Submitted by Joeb on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:40pm.
He looks like a keeper to me.
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Ya, a bee keeper.
LOL @ Whamo!
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
He looks like a keeper to me. Anne should be very happy.
Kind of Off Topic:
Just in case there is ever an obese pope I have already come up with a nickname:
The Fatican from the Vatican.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:13pm.
Mr Fury thinks she's really pretty but she has given me the creeps from the get -go. I think ten years down the line, she'll kill a child or it'll turn out she's involved in creep stuff. Watch this space! She puts the fears in me.
lol she was with that criminal for 4 years, so...
Isn't that Ryan Gosling? or the other one that was married to ScarJo? or the other one who looks like a band camp geek who got braces and contacts and looks much better and thus, thinks he's Smoothy McSmoothpants and scammin on all the ladies but somehow, the "I was a fat teenage nerd" still shines through?
I dunno those hos are kind of a dime a dozen lately... :-P
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:17pm.
BIG OL LEZ
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O yeah! Maybe that's why her anus is so tiny!
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Totally saving itself for marriage.
Backdoor no babies!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:17pm.
BIG OL LEZ
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O yeah! Maybe that's why her anus is so tiny!
♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
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Combines all-over scruff, with the 'stache handle bar, the goatee and the flavor-saver.
Why do women like this so rarely do the smart thing...marry a self made, brilliant multimillionaire or billionaire who's not so good looking but will always treat them like the queen movie star they are, have a pack of young 'uns, retire at thirty to a gorgeous ranch somewhere and start an animal rescue, floral business, grow the perfect avocado, something?
Actor, jewelry designer, musician, artist, activist, etc...sorry, why?
If you look on the ring link there is a picture of them sharing a kiss.. that is the most awkward kiss ever. BIG OL LEZ but she needs to get something done to those teeth. YOu don;'t want to be scraping any delicates with thtose things.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Why the hate on poor Annie? So she gots a big face! It's not that serious!
♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
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Anne has a very nice smile, her anus must be VERRRYYYYY teeny tiny.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:53am.
I hope the baby gets his beady doll eyes and her giant horse mouth.
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Yes! And add his long chin. That's an 'if they mated' image, you just described!
Congrats, I guess. Agree he looks like an ugly(er) version of Gosling. *snerk*
This guy bugs me. He has no upper lip, which I don't like. Also, in the "engagement photos" he is not wearing a collared shirt under his sweater with I ALSO don't like.
HOWEVER. If he makes her happy, then mazel tov.
Mr Fury thinks she's really pretty but she has given me the creeps from the get -go. I think ten years down the line, she'll kill a child or it'll turn out she's involved in creep stuff. Watch this space! She puts the fears in me.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Mama Bear on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:51am.
He looks a little special needsy, like he especially needs her bank account. I give it 2 years, tops.
HAHAHAHA!
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Douchechill!
Hmmm... her smile covers his entire head. Interesting....
I watched Bride Wars yesterday while cleaning the house and it was HORRIBLE!
Kate looked bloated as hell and Anne can't act her way out of a wet paper bag.
Me no likey her.
In regards to facial hair the big mistake it seems is known as the Chinstrap...not good.
http://glo.msn.com/relationships/what-his-facial-hair-says-about-him-5099.gallery?photoId=13314#!stackState=0__%2Frelationships%2Fwhat-his-facial-hair-says-about-him-5099.gallery%3FphotoId%3D13319
he's not much of a looker. In a few years, he's going to be balding and gross looking.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I don't like her acting but she's a lot less annoying than other self absorbed hollywood types. hope it works out for them.
I guess I'm just a cynical old bitch but those pictures of them walking around in the woods with their dog seem way too perfect and cutesy. Looks like a damn commercial for Zales.
Ok so the facial hair he is sporting is called Over all Scruff which means he wants to get laid. According to this:
http://glo.msn.com/relationships/what-his-facial-hair-says-about-him-5099.gallery#!stackState=0__%2Frelationships%2Fwhat-his-facial-hair-says-about-him-5099.gallery%3FphotoId%3D13314
As opposed to a full beard like Joaquin Phoenix had which made appear as a complete weirdo!
I hope the baby gets his beady doll eyes and her giant horse mouth.
She's so annoying. This guy will f*uck her over too...one way or another.
*hopes she's banned from the catsuit for forever*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
MK beat me to the Gosling reference. He looks a little special needsy, like he especially needs her bank account. I give it 2 years, tops.
By the way, are her features too big for her face? It's like the opposite of Tater Head Willis.