And I Say Haaaaay Yay Yay A A Haaaay Yay Yay!
"Darlene Conner! Pull your hand away from Lindsay Lohan's probably STD-infected leftover!" is a line that filled the thought bubble above my head after this picture touched my eyes, because I swear on the box of dusty dildos in the back of my closet that I thought this was Sara Gilbert and SamRo walking the streets together. I know all those twiggy lesbians in skinny jeans and beanies look the same to me. Call me racist. But thanks be to God Bea Arthur, this isn't SamRo. Apparently, Sara Gilbert hopped off of her partner of 10 years and landed right on the crotch of 4 Non Blonde's Linda Perry.
Sara and Linda left some restaurant in West Hollywood yesterday hand-in-hand, which means they're totally clit wrestling. And by the looks of these pictures, that's all they're doing. Sara and Linda have been fucking so much that they don't even have time to bathe, brush their hair or do laundry. Somebody should tell Sara and Linda that they can fuck in the shower, you know. That's what a sponge vibrator is for. Duh.
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I've always had a bit of a crush on Sara Gilbert.
That Linda dude looks as if she has a bigger cock than P!nk.
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I'm a lesbian, and I hate it when I see grown women/lesbians dress like 14 year old boys. It's soooo unattractive, I don't get how they cannot see that.
Can someone please decipher Linda's pocket hanky code for me? Thanks!
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Linda Perry? Looks more like Steven Tyler.
Seriously, why are lesbians so gross? I'm sorry I really try not to be the kind of gay who hates on lesbians and I do have lesbian friends but only one of them has any taste the rest try and look like 14 year old grungy boys
haha. I thought that was Lenny Kravitz.
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Linda Perry is a producer. She wrote and produced a lot of tracks on Christina A's "Stripped " album. which is a fantastic album. I love all the songs and still listen to it frequently. I believe she is working with her again on the new album.
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Maybe your attention was more than you could do?
One man did not call,he asked me for my love and that was all
did 4 non blondes have any other songs that we would know of? has linda perry done anything else since then? wow...this is a total flashback.
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Sara wears that necklace EVERY DAY on "The Talk". Anyone know what it is or what it means? I always figured one of her kids put it together so it must be sentimental. This relationship reminds me of what's going on with JLo at the moment. Their long relationships ended so now they're going for WILD TIMES!! Not the best thing to do when you have little ones at home.
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I dont think anyone was referring to their jeans as the reason for the "smelly" comments. I think the hat alone on Linda makes you wonder how nasty that head of hers smells. Sleaveless shirt and a hat ... Oh sooo fuckin' cool. More like , "ohhh so fuckin' stupid". Linda just has the look of a smelly twat. It could be the combo of the hat and tats... who knows.
I have to say I don't get a "smelly vibe" from these two. I just assume these are some of their favorite jeans and tees and they have been washed over and over. Therefore, they are super faded. Doesn't mean they are smelly. In fact, they might be super clean. My favorite pair of jeans are the most faded things I've ever seen, but I still wear them.
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Chic looks like the female version of Aniston's boyfriend, Justin.
I can't stand tat sleeves or anything that resembles one. Especially on a woman.
When it comes to lesbian partners ... Ellen scored. Portia is beautiful, feminine looking and classy. People like Sam Ro, Rosie and this trick .. make me ask the question, WHY?
Roseanne apparently really liked Sara. Not going any further with that thought. They replaced Becky #1, but when Sara went off to college, they'd throw in scenes of her alone at a pay phone or something.
Sara (hee) had the best lines on Roseanne after a while.
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Stink and Stank.
Sara is such a mouse on The Twat. Zero personality. She was such a precocious funny child the first few years on Roseanne until she hit boring.
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Linda Perry horrifies me, but apparently she's fucked half of the names in the music industry, good for her, she must deliver some mean licks
Linda Perry must have serious SERIOUS clit game, because she has munched on every gayelle in Ho-wood!
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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 7:21am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 7:06am.
Maybe Melissa is with her because next to her, Mel looks femme!
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Um, Melissa was Laura Ingalls. This here is Sara, aka Darlene Conner.
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AHAHAHAHAHAH! I knew that! Fanks!
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 7:06am.
Maybe Melissa is with her because next to her, Mel looks femme!
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Um, Melissa was Laura Ingalls. This here is Sara, aka Darlene Conner.
Submitted by rovex on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 6:32am.
Not to mention she apparently doesn't favor bras, either. That woman just looks like she'd stink to high heaven even just out of the shower. I know she's a chain smoker and judging by her teefs, she isn't into toothpaste, so the stench must be horrific. Maybe Melissa is with her because next to her, Mel looks femme!
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Never got the 'smelly' vibe from Gilbert, but that 4non blondes chick is another matter. She looks like some sort of eco-feminist who thinks washing kills the planet and promotes male domination.
i have no problem with these two gayelles,(except I hate that "what's going on song") but i am so offended by both their choices of clothing...it all looks straight off the floor or from the hamper...i can smell the funk vapors through my screen...
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I will never understand how gay guys can generally be so much better-looking than straight guys, and lesbians so consistently hideous.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 9:15pm.
How does it work when they are both the "dude" in the relationship?
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They both take it in the ass?
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 8:23pm.
It's the cover of My Bloody Valentine's "Loveless" (1991)
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this is why I have dlisted crush on mike cause of his avie........Linda perry is my butch girl crush I saw her once performe years ago with just her guitar and voice she did a led zep cover that blew me away made the hair on the back of my neck stand up that's how awesome of a voice she has listen to morphine and chocolate from 4 non blondes it's pretty much her being awesome side note what happened to her and Sybil shepards daughter they where a couple for years I suspect pink and Linda had a thing and when she went off to work with Christina aguilara pink got jelouse I would have too :)
fug squared
Those sunglasses should be on that hat.
OK Sara Gilbert was in an episode of the Big Bang Theory...nerd sex. She was funny in that show. I guess it's only possible to bump uglies with one she's with now.
Please tell me they don't have period sex.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 8:05pm.
HAHA I had to explain to my 10 year old what the flying 3D dildos were when we went to go see Jackass 3D! That was quite an explanation - and quite funny as he was yelling out in the theater "look at all the ice pops!" HAHAHAHA I had to shushhhh him and I actually think he got more laughs than the 3d dicks!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 8:23pm.
Rosehips69 - You dont know my mom. She firmly believes that all women should always strive to look their best no matter how painful or uncomfortable a heel or garment is. She got all of us custom made girdles at 12 so that we would train our waists for Pete's sake!
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I hear ya. My mom visited me in SF, and she asked that of the NorthFace-jacket wearing, not-a-stitch-makeup-wearing, sneaker-clad San Franciscans. "Everyone looks so pale and unhealthy, " said the woman who uses expenses Lancome creams at night, and tons of (tastefully applied) makeup during the day.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 8:23pm.
Rosehips69 - You dont know my mom. She firmly believes that all women should always strive to look their best no matter how painful or uncomfortable a heel or garment is. She got all of us custom made girdles at 12 so that we would train our waists for Pete's sake!
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I hear ya. My mom visited me in SF, and she asked that of the NorthFace-jacket wearing, not-a-stitch-makeup-wearing, sneaker-clad San Franciscans. "Everyone looks so pale and unhealthy, " said the woman who uses expenses Lancome creams at night, and tons of (tastefully applied) makeup during the day.
linda i demand you give those shoes back to the 90's!!!!!!
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I'm reading the thread and is so friggin funny. when i got back to my hometown, i got invited to these party and everybody was rubbing pussies and most of my girlfriends became lesbians, and i was really amazed because i never thought of such a thing, all of them had boyfriends and used to even speak about how lesbians were this and that, but anyway they never invited me to another party, and most of them stop talking to me, we were not on the same page, i never found a reason why?
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Submitted by agirl on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:03pm.
I don't give a hoot about these two one way or the other, but I HEY HEY HEY HAAAAAATE that fucking "What's Going On" song!
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That "song" gives me Twilight seizures. The very first time I heard it I thought it was a spoof of some kind cooked up by the dumb morning radio show I used to listen to back then. I cannot fathom how it got any radio airplay...well, I don't want to.
Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 9:00pm.
They look like they smell. Why are lesbians so glamour resistant?
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Ok, that one made me laff.
But lay off the lesbos, yo. They come in all shapes and sizes just like the rest of youse!
I know lesbians that could put most of us to shame!
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I don't give a hoot about these two one way or the other, but I HEY HEY HEY HAAAAAATE that fucking "What's Going On" song!
I recently lived with a pair of sixty-something lesbians for a short while (don't ask) and they had closets full of more ugly, large men's shirts than any ugly old man has in a lifetime.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 9:11pm.
Whippersnaper - I'm from Los Angeles County and those shoes are relics from the 90's. Not pretty!
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Really? I'm down here in San Diego and they have been making a comeback, lol! Maybe it is making it's way slooowly up the coast!
I'm from SD too!
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ETA: was totally in reply to whippersnapper, this damn blackberry...
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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 9:30pm.
Ha-ha. I bet even Ellen cringes over these two since she always goes for the hot-non-butch types.
Submitted by The Wiz on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 9:24pm.
Two people I would never in a million years have a lesbian fantasy about. N O W A Y
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Oh my. That was hilarious. And so true!
Two people I would never in a million years have a lesbian fantasy about. N O W A Y
How does it work when they are both the "dude" in the relationship?
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 9:15pm.
How does it work when they are both the "dude" in the relationship?
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how does it work when they are both the STANK in the bedroom?
GOL (gagging out loud!)
Whippersnaper - I'm from Los Angeles County and those shoes are relics from the 90's. Not pretty!
Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 9:00pm.
They look like they smell. Why are lesbians so glamour resistant?
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How they are dressed my fine friend is what I would call "stoner casual" for ladies, lol!
Why do they look sooo unwashed? Ewww... there are sooo many gripes i have with this picture, i dont know where to start.
1. i have lesbian friends, who are not lipstick or butch, but they shower daily.
2. As a card carrying member of the gays & lesbos, i have a) never understood why gays are over the top when it comes to looks/fashion b) why lesbians think they gotta look like that.
3. The worst thing is they look like they had a long night bumping their huhus (good for them), so i can just imagine the smell coming off them.
There is nothing nastier than post-sex juices, salivas and human sweat brewing for hours in the chochas... it would be like a combination of goat cheese smell and oysters, from a gays perspective I would probably liken it to a cum stained dick.
4. the other girl probably has pubes in her teeth (which is what happened to a friend of mine) NASTY!
I imagine if one day a freak friday happened to me, and i become a gayelle for a day, i would totally go out and dress as hot as possible, with a nude color silk blouse and cute shorts, nice 3-5 inch pumps, long hair, a spritz of coco mademoiselle, and my latest Hermes Posh Spice Victoria Beckham Baby Harper bag (its real!!! NOT A chinatown copy) and off i go to the gayelle village, where all the gayelles would be like "damm straight girl wat chu doing in this side of town"
And i giggle and say "im not straight, i just shower"