Afternoon Crumbs

Jakey Gyllenhaal is going to be an auntie again! – Celebitchy

Sam Mendes is officially humping on the piece who was rumored to be one of the reasons why his marriage to Kate Winslet sunk to the bottom of the ocean – Lainey Gossip

Kate Gosselin’s face just naturally looks like that of a factory defected mannequin – The Superficial

Whenever I see Chord Overstreet, it makes me miss that blond twink from Queer as Folk – Towleroad

This is me at the club every weekend…and by “the club” I mean my living room – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

I don’t know if this is Stacy Keibler, but that one on the bottom might be Juliette Lewis – Hollywood Tuna

Too much ICK. NAST. in one place – Popoholic

TOO EASY. – Just Jared

TOO EASY, Part II – I’m Not Obsessed

Today’s sorrowful “beautiful person was bullied as a kid for being a fugly mess“song is brought to you by Charlize Theron – ICYDK

Barney Frank is retiring – OMG Blog

Baby Bingham sees you – Popsugar

You can have the 12 Days of Christmas and I’ll take 12 Bitches Falling instead – The Berry

Ann Coulter just sent this British piece of trash a thank you basket for being a bigger piece of trash than she is – The Daily What

Barney is my kind – Cityrag

If Pamela Anderson lowers her price by 99% and throws in a case of asshole numbing cream and Tommy Lee’s dick, I’ll take it! – Hollywood Rag

Meth Face is watching you masturbate. Or is it Meth Face is masturbating while watching you? – SOW