Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is Still Cheating On You With That Homewrecking Whore Eva Mendes

November 27, 2011 / Posted by:

The screeching sound of fangirls drowning their pressed emotions in the bloody tears that poured out of their eye holes did not get to Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes as they casually sashayed among the dead at the Pere Lachaise Cemetery in Paris yesterday. Crazed Gosling fangirls (Is there a name for them yet? Goslingers? Gos Warriors?) dug up graves with their bare claws, pulled the skeletons out and threw themselves in the coffins since there’s no reason for them to live anymore now that Ryan is still with that scheming skank whore slut. But Ryan didn’t seem notice, because the hipster dude shades on his face filters out all ugliness. Ryan stays cool at all times. It was just Ryan, his girl, dead people and the paparazzi that just so happened to be there at the same time.

Now, I’m not saying that this was a completely staged photo-op, but if you told me that one of those tombs was converted into Eva’s make-up and wardrobe room, an emotion called shock would not fill my body. But Eva’s selfish ass could’ve at least wore a green screen suit to make it easier for Ryan’s fangirls to Photoshop themselves into these pictures. Holiday cards have been ruined because of that bitch!

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