Sunday Crumbs

November 27, 2011 / Posted by:

Meanwhile at an Urban Outfitters in Thousand Oaks, Black Friday crazies stampeded the entrance like hos were giving out drops of Anderson Cooper’s jizz in crystal vials shaped like Prince Hot Ginge’s peen. Where is that pepper spraying UC Davis asshole when you really need him? – Buzzfeed

What could’ve been = Zahara and Shiloh holding down Jennifer Aniston while Maddox punches one of her favorite Beanie Babies right before her pained eyes – Popsugar

As you suck strange dick in a park bathroom tonight, say a quick “get well” prayer for George MichaelTowleroad

JLo’s new piece looks like a midget-sized Vinny from Jersey ShoreTMZ

Like Michael Lohan has a heart in the first place – Jezebel

Throw a fannypack on RPattz and he’d be dressed just like my abuelita on Black Friday – Lainey Gossip

Chaz Bono is going to be a husband – People

If you turn to the last page of the Bible, it simply reads: Lastly, DON’T FUCK WITH CHER. Nicki Minaj needs to learn this. – BlackBook

A sparkle turkey won Turkey Day Weekend – Coming Soon

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