Open Post: Hosted By Posh And Harper Seven

November 27, 2011 / Posted by:

Here’s the Prada brand broomstick that is Posh Beckham working the hell out of that baby while struttin’ her non-ass on the tiled catwalk of LAX yesterday afternoon. Posh’s right arm bone is splintering from holding all of Harper Seven’s weight, but her reputation as the fashion icon of all fashion icons (this is the part where you roll your eyes into a Chanel logo) is at stake and so she’s glamour-ing through the pain. A stroller would completely mess up her silhouette and she needs her other hand to show off the stupid pocket in her $10,000 skirt! Anna Wintour would rather lick lard off of a fat fuck’s fupa than put Posh on the cover of Vogue, but that isn’t stopping this ant in a weave from living her life like she’s on the cover of Vogue.

Shortly after this picture of Posh came out, sales for the Birkin bag dropped to an all-time low and Hermès has pulled the bag from its collection forever. But the good news is that Hermès is now selling BABIES!!! instead. Get on the waiting list while still can.

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