Open Post: Hosted By Posh And Harper Seven
Here's the Prada brand broomstick that is Posh Beckham working the hell out of that baby while struttin' her non-ass on the tiled catwalk of LAX yesterday afternoon. Posh's right arm bone is splintering from holding all of Harper Seven's weight, but her reputation as the fashion icon of all fashion icons (this is the part where you roll your eyes into a Chanel logo) is at stake and so she's glamour-ing through the pain. A stroller would completely mess up her silhouette and she needs her other hand to show off the stupid pocket in her $10,000 skirt! Anna Wintour would rather lick lard off of a fat fuck's fupa than put Posh on the cover of Vogue, but that isn't stopping this ant in a weave from living her life like she's on the cover of Vogue.
Shortly after this picture of Posh came out, sales for the Birkin bag dropped to an all-time low and Hermès has pulled the bag from its collection forever. But the good news is that Hermès is now selling BABIES!!! instead. Get on the waiting list while still can.
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I would like to pinch her babys cheeks :-\.
the only thing that bothers me is the hand in pocket.. if she was a man she'd be called out for being a pervert lol
That baby is absolutely gorgeous! Makes me clucky! Posh however is a vacuous, vain, greedy, fashion/image obsessed airhead. I can't stand the woman. Strutting through the airport carrying the baby like it's a designer bag to show off.
She's wearing that baby like an accessory.
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Who else is wishing the boot heal broke and Posh took a nose dive?
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Submitted by dont mind me ju... on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:35am.
Hello right back at ya. Love your doggies!
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
I think Posh is a totally ridiculous person, and it does seem foolish to carry one's infant that way, in that venue, but I'll give her this: At least she's not dressed like a drug-addicted whore.
i do believe that posh beckham is of the seven signs of the apocalypse.
i cant believe she is not onion satire.
she is definitely a mental case.
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Harper looks like a MIDGET!! She's cute, but definitely a little person!
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 9:36am.
Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 5:33pm.
This cunt looks nothing like a mother. She obviously spent hours getting dressed and her hair and make-up done, and then she has the fucking gall to sling that baby on her hip and hold her all half-assed while she prances through the airport in her fucking heels like shit is a goddamn runway? Fucking die. She's making that kid look conjoined to her abdomen, like a weird fucking growth. Who's carrying the diaper bag? That's right, the fucking nanny.
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Stoney - not trying to jump on your bandwagon... but I co-sign this 100%!
I just cant even get over the hand in the pocket bullshit ... HOLD the kid with two hands for FUCK sake!
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Ditto. The hand-in-pocket bullshit is turning my stomach. Bitch doesnt fucking care if the baby is securely carried or not, she has to look 'cool' (yeah, right) to the paps. Disgusting bitch doesnt know you have to be a good mom in order to actually look cool in any form or shape. MAJOR FAIL at motherhood AND style, all at once.
Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 5:33pm.
This cunt looks nothing like a mother. She obviously spent hours getting dressed and her hair and make-up done, and then she has the fucking gall to sling that baby on her hip and hold her all half-assed while she prances through the airport in her fucking heels like shit is a goddamn runway? Fucking die. She's making that kid look conjoined to her abdomen, like a weird fucking growth. Who's carrying the diaper bag? That's right, the fucking nanny.
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Stoney - not trying to jump on your bandwagon... but I co-sign this 100%!
I just cant even get over the hand in the pocket bullshit ... HOLD the kid with two hands for FUCK sake!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 4:06am.
Whatevs, while you dlisters sit there looking at these pictures, I have already called Hermes and ordered that baby in 5 different colors.
And omg that baby can carry everything!! there is room for my cellphone, lip balm, concealer, a pepper mace spray, diary, taser and a pair of heels.
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LOL
This is brilliant!
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 7:44am.
Hugs :)
I agree its a cute baby, but i just dunno about Posh's styling here.
the check and gingham really mismatched.
plus the baby doesn't match the shoes.
i would have preferred if Posh tried color blocking, you know.... like a green baby with cream top and perhaps a blue skirt.
but i have to hand it to posh for being avantgarde, ive never seeing carry-on babies, and when Hermes delivers mine next week, i'm gonna get a whole new wardrobe to match my babies.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 4:06am.
Whatevs, while you dlisters sit there looking at these pictures, I have already called Hermes and ordered that baby in 5 different colors.
And omg that baby can carry everything!! there is room for my cellphone, lip balm, concealer, a pepper mace spray, diary, taser and a pair of heels.
Bill Cunningham should take a photo of posh because in 6 months time, everybody would want a baby as an accessory....totalllyyyyyyy..like omg..like totally...like wow
in fact i heard that donatella versace is doing a winter collection of baby accessories, you can also have the umbilical cord as a necklace if you like..but thats an extra $12,000.
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*spits coffee all over keyboard*
Thanks for the early-morning laugh, LG!
In all seriousness, tho - that is one cute bebeh and I love Posh's outfit.
**Googles "Where to find a rich Mickey Mouse-voiced boyfriend?"**
In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
She looks like the Olsen twins. She's even saying "Prune" as she walks through the airport. Although that may just be her plans for her one daily meal.
-Einah
Submitted by ESE on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 7:07am.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 6:33am.
ESE, if you're really coming to CT, I'll leave some cookies for you at Bradley!
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done, and done, dahlin'(problem with my uncle's estate... not my thing, nothing to do with me, but my sister's part of it is a question with her disability stuff, and there's no way in hades(is that spelled right?... should it be capitalized?) she's cane-walking her M.S. self into there alone!)... i expect to see somebody holding a sign written out to "ESE: cookies, from Dog" early morning Wednesday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efsHl69tcdY&feature=related
... sorry! it's what i'm listening to right now, so... well... ya know... you're screwed now too!
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You're a good brother, ESE. I wish I could give you the cookies myself. Fly safe! I hope everything works out for your sis.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 6:33am.
ESE, if you're really coming to CT, I'll leave some cookies for you at Bradley!
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done, and done, dahlin'(problem with my uncle's estate... not my thing, nothing to do with me, but my sister's part of it is a question with her disability stuff, and there's no way in hades(is that spelled right?... should it be capitalized?) she's cane-walking her M.S. self into there alone!)... i expect to see somebody holding a sign written out to "ESE: cookies, from Dog" early morning Wednesday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efsHl69tcdY&feature=related
... sorry! it's what i'm listening to right now, so... well... ya know... you're screwed now too!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, if you're really coming to CT, I'll leave some cookies for you at Bradley!
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
well, that was a nice nap... guess that i'm booking another flight to CT, and going to probate court, folks... happy morning to all of ya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiEJOzAVAXc
*edited*: @LisaRose... her luggage is packed tightly around the stick shoved far up her ass... along with her sense of being something other than a fucking "Spice Girl".
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Who do you ever see at an airport without a bag of luggage, a purse, a coat (it's cold out now, even in LA), a ticket of some sort, etc etc. Even airport workers are carrying something. She should be questioned for smuggling.
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looks like she will be getting a little slack pulled up from that cruddy mouth and jaw soon... give that current face just 3 years to last at most... see if im wrong
Yep, she must think we are all morons. She has such a close relationship with the tabloids. It was mocked earlier in that film 'How to lose friends and alienate people' through the Megan Fox character. Anyone else see this?
She doesn't know what they are?! hahahaha. She sells her children and doesn not knwo what that are?! Too fucking sick to even be funny at this point.
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Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 9:10pm.
Puppy Love:
That is such shit. If Angelina didn't know what tabloids are or what they're saying, why did she sell her baby photos for the highest bidder? And why does she somehow seem to think that People magazine is the "best" one of them all... good enough for HER interviews? Gah.. she's silly, lol.
Submitted by dont mind me ju... on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:35am.
Well of course.....I'm finally able to log in, and now everybodies fucking gone!!
Niiiiice..... Any who, have had problems logging in for *weeks*!
Becky....lUV your new sperm hat!!
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Hey there you!! There was a huge error a few weeks back, but aside from that I haven't had any log on issues.
My beautiful avie is compliments of Sandbitch, who felt my nebula needed a GaGa sperm hat - and she was right!!
Hope to catch up soon, now that you're back online. :)
Whatevers Posh, wearing all this shit wont get you on the front cover of vogue.
Even if you ate anna wintour's shit, you still won't be on vogue.
And furthermore, wearing all this expensive shit won't hide the fact that you are staying with that minnie mouse voice slutty husband, for MONEY. and FYI he is probably off fucking some big titty bitch right now.
Whatevs, while you dlisters sit there looking at these pictures, I have already called Hermes and ordered that baby in 5 different colors.
And omg that baby can carry everything!! there is room for my cellphone, lip balm, concealer, a pepper mace spray, diary, taser and a pair of heels.
Bill Cunningham should take a photo of posh because in 6 months time, everybody would want a baby as an accessory....totalllyyyyyyy..like omg..like totally...like wow
in fact i heard that donatella versace is doing a winter collection of baby accessories, you can also have the umbilical cord as a necklace if you like..but thats an extra $12,000.
"Poor baby, she looks like a human stump, she's too fat..."
Wow. Only four months old and already she's too fat.
I can't tell who is more deluded about body image- Posh or you.
Sweet honey love! Little Harper is absolutely adorable. What a blessing in their lives. xoxo
Poor baby, she looks like a human stump, she's too fat...
*snoring loudly* *drooling profusely* has that baby taken a shit yet?
just one more...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZnRe6e20xE
o.k., now i'm REALLY outta here!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2011/11/27/mickey-rourke-warns-off-the-papa...
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:31am.
athens, give me something soothing, please, after Nine Inch Nails. I need to fall back to sleep.
---OMG, NIN was my marriage breakdown album. That, and Rage Against The Machine.
But my all time fave breakdown song is Marianne Faithfull, Why D'ya Do It. FUCKING AWESOME. It won't help you sleep unfortunately...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGxL2uNr7bk
Thanks, athens. It is deeply relaxing...
I'm signing off now to this, no more "Hallloween." Thanks, and enjoy your morning, athens, and sweet dreams, ESE.
Perhaps a slasher film isn't such a great idea now...
thank you ese!now something for deep relaxation bjork
http://youtu.be/IF6xb6unn0k
athens, give me something soothing, please, after Nine Inch Nails. I need to fall back to sleep.
I'm watching "Halloween," the one with my two boyfriends Paul Rudd and Donald Pleasance. Pleasance fucking rocked, that bald motherfucker.
Thanks for that, ESE. Trent Reznor is a dick, but I like Nine Inch Nails (Courtney Love can be funny and smart, that's why it sucks when she acts like a lying name dropper; she called him Two Inch Nails, something like that.)
something "electronic" for athens, then it's movie time for me, folks!... no! don't sob!... i'll check in on ya all!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV2EUUF47Ms
see ya, all!... *smooch*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:18am.
Who is in "Wild Bill," it sounds familiar.
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Jeff Bridges, and the ever(i think, at least!) sexy Ellen Barkin!... it's not the greatest flick, though... i wouldn't put it up against any "The Outlaw Josey Wales", or anything.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Who is in "Wild Bill," it sounds familiar.
Stop, ESE, you are shattering all my illusions!!! Meanie!
Hugo Largo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQfnB_J3TQ
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:11am.
i'm(unfortunately) in Florida, so it's... *checks watch*... yep, it's 3:22 a.m. here too!... again, "Wild Bill" started, so that's what i'm up to!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
What are you night owls up to? (Well, for you athens, is it the morning.) What about you, ESE, where are you?
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:01am.
My face has been opened to the truth: Britney Spears really does lip sync (sing?).
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it's because the years of smoking has made her voice comparable to Harvey Fierstein, and nobody wants to hear "Hit Me Baby One More Time" that way... still, i'm not sure why anyone wanted to hear it the first time, but.... *mumbles, and trails off*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ese,hi!it finds me friend
athens, I love this shit. It's 3am where I am now, Evil Digby was kicking me in bed, so I'm up for a bit. This music is perfect, not too loud, not some "Smack My Bitch Up" shit.
hi, athens!... where the hell do you come up with all of this "electronic" stuff?!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:00am.
Well, hello ESE, you, to quote Prince, sexy motherfucker.
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*blushes*... well, i won't argue that!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
My face has been opened to the truth: Britney Spears really does lip sync (sing?).
http://youtu.be/C1aM1Y-B6sk
Well, hello ESE, you, to quote Prince, sexy motherfucker.