Miley Cyrus Is A Raging Stoner

Somewhere up in a smoke room in heaven, Bob Marley is toking with the angels to burn away the memory of Miley Cyrus blowing out her 19 birthday candles on a cake with his face on it. The Daily posted this video from Miley’s birthday party last weekend of her telling her friends that “you know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake — you know you smoke way too much fuckin’ weed.” Kelly Osbourne, who’s in the video and makes a salvia joke, immediately jumped onto her Twatter after this video came out to defend Marijuana Montana:

let me make something very clear after @MileyCyrus salvia incident we started calling her bob miley as a JOKE! the cake was also

A JOKE! it makes me sick that @MileyCyrus so called ‘friends’ would sell her out and lead people 2 believe she is someone that she is not!

u guys if @MileyCyrus is not recording/filming/touring she is works everyday how could she possible do all that if she was a stoner! #think

If I was Miley Cyrus and had a dad who always gets caught fucking a box of Corn Pops in the family kitchen and a brother who always kicks me in the knees when I walk up behind him, I’d have a vaporizer permanently attached to my breathing holes. But Miley needs to keep her weed smoking ways to herself before she really ruins it for everyone. When Miley got caught smoking “salvia,” prudish bitches called for a ban on it. So now thanks to this video, those same prudish bitches will fight the legalization of the good shit. They’ll tell parents everywhere that if their snowflakes smoke weed, they’ll brains will turn to molasses and their vocal cords will turn into a scratching post just like Miley! But Miley’s not like that because she hits the bong. Miley’s like that because Billy Ray took that extra swig of moonshine while conceiving her in the back alley of a Friendly’s.

Miley really does ruin everything.