Miley Cyrus Is A Raging Stoner
Somewhere up in a smoke room in heaven, Bob Marley is toking with the angels to burn away the memory of Miley Cyrus blowing out her 19 birthday candles on a cake with his face on it. The Daily posted this video from Miley's birthday party last weekend of her telling her friends that "you know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake — you know you smoke way too much fuckin’ weed.” Kelly Osbourne, who's in the video and makes a salvia joke, immediately jumped onto her Twatter after this video came out to defend Marijuana Montana:
let me make something very clear after @MileyCyrus salvia incident we started calling her bob miley as a JOKE! the cake was alsoA JOKE! it makes me sick that @MileyCyrus so called 'friends' would sell her out and lead people 2 believe she is someone that she is not!
u guys if @MileyCyrus is not recording/filming/touring she is works everyday how could she possible do all that if she was a stoner! #think
If I was Miley Cyrus and had a dad who always gets caught fucking a box of Corn Pops in the family kitchen and a brother who always kicks me in the knees when I walk up behind him, I'd have a vaporizer permanently attached to my breathing holes. But Miley needs to keep her weed smoking ways to herself before she really ruins it for everyone. When Miley got caught smoking "salvia," prudish bitches called for a ban on it. So now thanks to this video, those same prudish bitches will fight the legalization of the good shit. They'll tell parents everywhere that if their snowflakes smoke weed, they'll brains will turn to molasses and their vocal cords will turn into a scratching post just like Miley! But Miley's not like that because she hits the bong. Miley's like that because Billy Ray took that extra swig of moonshine while conceiving her in the back alley of a Friendly's.
Miley really does ruin everything.
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Miley Ray Cyrus...two words WHO CARES?
Ex Disney prosti-whore..and who told her she can sing?..Get a real career you silly little try too hard cunt.
Does it look like I've given up the meth?
Tevness.
She's a faker baker or a phoney stoney. Ain't buying it. Although I'm sure if Conrad Hilton can get a scribe for the chronic, I'm sure Destiny Hope has one too. Still waiting on NJ to get off their asses and move on the medical mary jane that was legalized before Christie came into office. Still waiting. And waiting.
Deny, Deny, Deny. The funny thing about celebs is they really do think that what they do is actually work...It's not f*cking brain surgery ! Some of the most creative stuff I have ever produced I have been blitzed off me rocker. Sometimes on multiple narcotics. So listen Mrs fat cakes, F*ck off you deluded twat...
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It's so cold in the D....
Can't retract after that.
Whatever.
I don't give a fuck if this hillbilly is a pothead.
She won't be weilding umbrellas at unsuspecting victims or flashing her chocha, etc.
I still want her to go away.
Who cares if she's smoking weed. It's WEED. Get back to me when bitch admits to doing meth or crack.
Who actually gives a fuck if she smokes weed or not. how will this affect any part of the universe? i wish she would start injecting pure heroin into her jugular vein and get it over with already so we wouldnt have to listen to her nonsense.
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 3:24pm.
Kelly left about 60 messages and sent 120 text but Lourdes didnt respond.
lourdes was too busy keeping an eye on her boyfriend, because vadge is really interested in the young man, she asked him "which milk formula do you drink?"
i dont mind miley, cuz whatevers she is a disney whore who had to fuck her way for jobs, just like demi, hillary duff, selena gomez, vanessa hudgens, zac efron and all those bitches.
they get on their knees and worked. respect.
as for kelly osbourne, that no talent wanna be punk rocker pudding face former fat tart can shut her trap.
everytime she talks, it just gives me more insight as to why her fiance left her for a transsexual.
and she can be all bitchy and shit with her "chick with a dick" comment, but bitch... u lost lol
These comments are hilarious!! You babies have me all cracking up! My neighbors are probably like,"What the hell is she laughing so hard to herself for?!" I love MichaelK and all of my fellow readers xoxo
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Poetry, dear Chaylo, pure poetry.
*sigh* The things people will do to garner publicity for themselves and try to remain relevant...sad..
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ALl those Disney ho's are fucked up. Miley has been smoking since forever that's why her voice sounds like a 40 year old Sicilian woman w/a three pack a day habit. Demi Lovato outed her as a stoner in some interview. Demi, that's another fucked up one. Don't buy that sweet innocent act of Selena Gomez. Once Beiber goes down the path of Justin Timberlake and dumps her, you watch her. She'll be pulling the "I'm strong after this break up" A la Blake Lively. As pretty as she is, as far as talent goes, she's just a working actress who will be known as a former Disney kid. Beiber is what's keeping her relevant. Why do the guys fare better than the girls?
There's worse shit she could be fucked up on. But yeah, this certainly won't help the FREE THE WEED causes at all.
Airheads.
this productive stoner would like kelly to shut her fishwife mouth already. please. she's one of the poster people for making nepotism a crime.
I wonder what Kelly's life would be like if Mummy wasn't a well connected PR wizard, if Daddy wasn't a rich rock star....
She seems like the annoying stoner. I don't think I'd get high with her. I'm lying, of course I'd smoke her good shit.
Submitted by ItGirlRagDoll on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 5:32pm.
HOLY SHIT, Kelly Osbourne is high as a motherfucker right thurrr. And I don't think it is weed high.
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Agreed. She's been in rehab like five times for being a pillhead, and she's dogging on pot smoking.
This is the first time I've actually liked Miley Cyrus. If she's part of the pothead clan, I'll accept her...if only because she probably gets really good shit.
I know the Osbournes brag about the fact that not one member of the family graduated from high school, but Kelly is practically illiterate. In the real world she'd never pass beyond the realm of retail or fast food.
oh good LORD! There is nothing more annoying than a teenager who thinks they're so cool because they smoke a little weed. Although this is the most interesting thing Miley's done since Party in the USA.
Like that pot-head voice of hers doesn't give it away! She's such a piece of trash.
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
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Dumb bitch. There are many other ways to design a cake...ya know, with regular frosting and in a round or square shape. You didn't have to have it shaped like Bob Marley. JUST SAYING. Like turning 19 is some kind of relevant age anyway...
Go girl its your birfday and it's 2004 cause for some reason 50 cent is playing and Kelly Osborne is there. Someone get that white girl a time machine.
HOLY SHIT, Kelly Osbourne is high as a motherfucker right thurrr. And I don't think it is weed high.
'You go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking'-Mr. Thom Yorke, esquire.
There are no likable people in this story.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
I don't mind this silly bitch. Not sure throwaway comments warrant this much attention.
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It's not that serious.
Why can't they let Miley be great?
Who told her she could sing? I'm sure not impressed.
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Dog, I know that. She is an idiot to smoke anything, if her voice is her "treasure". Ya know?
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So I walked on down away from you
Maybe your attention was more than you could do?
One man did not call,he asked me for my love and that was all
Submitted by Eggbeater on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 3:55pm.
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Niiiice. :)
It's nice to see Kelly O looking as lovely and sober as ever. Jesus. She looks like some kind of metallic jack-o'-lantern that just shot up. And she thinks stoners can't work? Her father is Ozzy Osbourne, for fucks sake. He managed to work for about 40 years while being so high he couldn't remember to breathe. Does this bitch even read what she twits on her Twatter?
Oh, but this post was about Miley, wasn't it? (Yeah, I hate that fucking bitch too.)
PSL, the little raccoon-eater smokes weed and cigs. A lot of cigs, apparently.
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If I had the looks and family of Miley, I'd be doing something far worse than pot.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 3:48pm.
Yeah...I'm trying to look for Miley fat pics but I really don't see any either although some of her fans seem to think so.
Her voice...she always sounded kinds raspy like Lindsay Lohans.
Was that Lady Gaga in the panda suit?
Many reasons to dislike her but smoking pot isn't one of them.
No! No ham! I don't wanna end up like Miley! ;p
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Mani, Miley is not fat. Her legs are long and totally shapeless, but not fat.
She is a fucking loser though. Why would she smoke, when she supposedly makes money using her voice?
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So I walked on down away from you
Maybe your attention was more than you could do?
One man did not call,he asked me for my love and that was all
For some reason whenever I see Kelly Osborne I always think of her as one of those Nutcracker dolls.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
It's hard to tell from this photo but I think she's getting some serious ham hocks lately
http://www.skinnyland.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mm6.bmp
I want to bash her fucking face in with a baseball bat.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Sandbitch, your avie!!! *dies*
*hands angel some glazed ham*
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 3:33pm.
I don't know why Kelly was so put out by her boyfriend cheating with a tranny considering that she looks like a straight-up man in that video.
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I don't know why Kelly was so put out by her boyfriend cheating with a tranny considering that she looks like a straight-up man in that video.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 3:06pm.
Sam Ronson had a good birthday cake also:
http://horiwood.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/samronsonscokebdaycake.jpg?w...
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Awe, how sweet . . . it's by the little things like this that you can tell she still misses Lilo.
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
Does smoking weed make you become lazy and fat? This might explain some of porker issues.
http://www.sheknows.com/parenting/articles/847325/miley-cyrus-speaks-out...
Kelly looks older than her mother Sharon. Not half as pretty, and far less delicate (snort). I don't think plastic surgery can fix that sort of funk at any price. If it could, Tater Willis would be fixed by now.
Miley has a syndrome. Stop poking fun at disabled kiddies!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 2:43pm.
A-MEN!
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Isn't Kelly around 26 or so? Why would she be hanging around with a 19-year-old anyway? I guess Lourdes was busy.
Submitted by tminuswife on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 3:05pm.
Yeah? Links or it didn't happen.
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