Lily Allen’s rep has turned their mouth to the SILENT position and are not saying shit, but who needs a confirmation from a rep when you’ve got friends with Twatter pages? Two of Lily’s friends, Sam Chew and Charlie Condou, handed out pink blunts on Twitter last night and announced that she and her husband of 6 months, Sam Cooper, have been blessed by the saliva bombs and newborn diarrhea fumes coming from their brand new baby girl. We don’t have a name yet, but Sam Chew did gift us with the image of a pink Mini Cooper driving out of Lily’s coochie tunnel when he Tweeted this:
sending out love to lily, sam and mini cooper…… YES.
22 hours ago via web
This news might be like a shot of happiness to veins of your soul since Lily has been through sad after sad after sad after sad to get here. Lily miscarried her first pregnancy almost 4 years ago and had a still birth last November.
Congratulations to Lily, Sam and their new baby friend. I’ll throw them another congratulations with more feeling if they really named their daughter Mini Cooper. Or at least WINNIE Cooper!