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November 26, 2011 / Posted by:

When Lao Pan, an unmarried Chinese man with basically zero friends and family, took the one-way People Mover up to the afterword, his one true companion in this world sat next to the mound of dirt he was buried under and has refused to leave. The people of Pan’s small village tried to get his loyal dog friend to leave the grave, but the bitch ain’t moving. So the villagers are bringing food and water to the dog, and are even planning on building a little house next to Pan’s grave for him to live in. Yes, file this under “Hachi: A Dog’s Tale” shit and then cross-file it under “Material that will help to lubricate my dehydrated and practically dead tear sacks.”

This makes me want to hug my dog even more than the time he snapped at my sucio neighbor (the one who leaves her trash outside of her door ALL NIGHT) when she tried to pet him without asking. Only this time when I hug him, I’m going to find a way to communicate to him that when the Grim Reaper finally pulls me down into the great big flaming CROC underground and my family throws a pile of dirt and two bricks over my dead body, he should make himself useful by digging an underground grave for me. It’s the least he can do for all those years that I’ve cut his butt dingles out with tiny scissors.

via HuffPo (For Andy)

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