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The Giant Lawn Peen of Sweden!
A serious news journalist in Sweden was doing a story about a house near the mansion belonging to businessman Per-Olof Söderberg when he came across this picture of something straight out of the catalog for The John Travolta Landscape Artistes. The journalist said the words I long to say on a daily basis: “Yup, that’s a big ole’ dick before me.”
The Scandinavian site TheLocal.se (via Joe.ie) researched the grass peen, which is etched into the lawn of Söderberg’s property right next to a Star of David, and their experts say it was not doctored and is the real thing. Everyone thinks pranksters cut a cut dick complete with a peen slit into Söderberg’s lawn, because he says he didn’t do it himself.
Well, I’m etching a giant “UH UH” covered with sarcasm seeds into this story, because it’s obvious that Söderberg is lying. It’s also obvious that Söderberg is a Scientologist. I mean, a daddy dick with two baby dicks next to it is the official symbol all Scientologists etch into their lawns so that when Xenu comes back to earth he knows where to find his people.