In Case You Missed It, Scotty McCreery Proves He’s A Graduate Of Ashlee Simpson’s School Of Lip-Synching
Pretty much every single performer at the Macy’s Skanksgiving Day Parade moves their mouths to a pre-recordered track, because of sound issues or some shit like that. So it’s sort of like an unofficial competition to see who can successfully LIP SYNCH FOR THEIR LIFE!!! and who lip-synchs as good as a walrus’ asshole. Scotty McCreery, the Howdy Doody fetus with a Stetson Man voice who won American Idol last season, threw himself into the latter category yesterday when his moving lips lagged 3 seconds behind his singing voice. (Yes, THIS is news.) You know, I watched some of Brit Brit’s Femme Fatale Tour on HBO yesterday (blame the 6,000 calorie meal that put me into a body coma and made it impossible for me to even raise my hand to change the channel) and Scotty makes her look like the grand champion of Puttin’ On The Hits. That’s saying a lot. So at least his ass accomplished that.