A Very Special STUNT QUEEN Thanksgiving Starring Kim Kuntrashian
Pimp Mama Kris recently said that her main prized pig Kim Kuntrashian has such a giving soul (more like giving hole) and always quietly gives to charity without getting any attention for doing so. Pimp Mama Kris proved to be right yesterday when Kim graciously took a break from her busy schedule of being the whoring whore of all whoring whores to feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission while surrounded by a team of bodyguards, half a dozen paparazzos, a make-up artist, a hairstylist, a camera crew and the souls of a dozen dead turkeys eye rolling at this blatant publicity stunt. TOTALLY INCOGNITO!
Jennifer Love Hewitt is where the word "desperate" goes to feel better about itself and yet she still doesn't look 1/10th as desperate as Kim looks. Just look at this transparent trollop dressed like "real people" and acting like she didn't drop that ladle and run to her chauffeured SUV the minute the cameras stopped clicking. Kim could find the cure for cancer in her queefs while curing a dozen orphans of the urinary retention they suffer from by baring her ass (Fact: When Kim bares her ass, the piss just comes shooting out of your piss hole), and we'd still see her as a fame whoring STUNT QUEEN heffa whore. That is the truest story ever told.
And haven't the homeless people been through enough? They're already homeless and then they had to sit there while a skank gave them their meal. They came for Thanksgiving dinner, not Skanksgiving dinner.
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Me Hekki it was me!!!! *waves furiously*
I love Jill Clayburgh.
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 9:29pm.
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Fuck you, I dont wait for an apology. You took the piss in a vulnerable moment.
Just because you get fucked in the ass to get by doesnt mean everyone does, aint got no warts so far...
Hemmorhoids, I did have, suck on em.
Hekki, I AM!!!!! I'm too freaking nice. I even befriended a certain Jana from here so that's got to count for something. I've learned my lesson now. NOW IMMA BE REALLY MEAN
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
How about you utilize the track button and check posts BEFORE our little foreigner exchange?
And with that you can go fuck yourself, you dumb fucking whore. You can wait for an apology (for what, i have no idea) til the day your asshole grows shut from genital warts.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Eileenie, I bet you're as sweet and adorable as this kid is. She's a peach.
Who said they were watching "An Unmarried Woman"? That movie affected me so much when I watched it a few years ago. I wound up hating men and marriage for a few days. And it had Penelope Russianoff in it! And Jill Clayburgh is totally underrated. She's all kinds of awesome.
Hey, Jazzy! Hekki, I can't wait to get back. Fairy hasn't met my family yet, so I'm super excited. Also, Armageddon is a cinematic masterpiece, and is perfect viewing for ANY day of the year. :P
I'm totally watching A Christmas Story tonight. Fra-geeee-laaaay!!!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
J A Z Z Y I S A L Y I N G S L I D E B U T I L O V E H I M A N Y W A Y
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 9:11pm.
Happy Thanksgiving slutty hos! Meal is done, dishes are clean, now I only have to wait until tomorrow to throw away all the "delicious" leftovers my in-laws will bless us with. I hate wasting food, but their cooking is shit.
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{{Jazzy}}
*watches Armageddon for the 38th time during Thanksgiving* Nothing like an end-of-the-world-misfits-drunkard-drill-crew-specialist-turned-astronaut-save-the-world mess to top off this day* Hugs all.
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That's awesome. I had a real urge to watch Men in Black again. I guess it is on to endless repeats of A Christmas Story from now on.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 9:20pm.
Ok, you dumb lying bitch, now I fucking had it. I had some interaction (unpleasant, what else )with you WAY before you even had that damn "foreigner exchange" with whoever. I just thought it was too funny, that you huffed racism when someone called you a foreigner,but refered to yourself as one...
And I`ll leave it at that, but fucking love how YOU were talking about the "dumb" way i write...
As a fellow ESL-er i would keep my fucking trap shut....cause your little tirade smells of 6th Grade..
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No you dumb whore, you DID CALL ME A DUMB BITCH FOR NOTHING MORE THEN ME SAYING IM A FOREIGNER AND I DONT UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING SHOULD I COPY AND PASTE YOU LYING FACE SAVING WHORE???
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS WHY DO YOU NOT OWN UP TO IT??
Good night, everyone! Love and peace!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 9:11pm.
Happy Thanksgiving slutty hos! Meal is done, dishes are clean, now I only have to wait until tomorrow to throw away all the "delicious" leftovers my in-laws will bless us with. I hate wasting food, but their cooking is shit.
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{{Jazzy}}
*watches Armageddon for the 38th time during Thanksgiving* Nothing like an end-of-the-world-misfits-drunkard-drill-crew-specialist-turned-astronaut-save-the-world mess to top off this day* Hugs all.
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
Ok, you dumb lying bitch, now I fucking had it. I had some interaction (unpleasant, what else )with you WAY before you even had that damn "foreigner exchange" with whoever. I just thought it was too funny, that you huffed racism when someone called you a foreigner,but refered to yourself as one...
And I`ll leave it at that, but fucking love how YOU were talking about the "dumb" way i write...
As a fellow ESL-er i would keep my fucking trap shut....cause your little tirade smells of 6th Grade..
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Hotmami, sorry to hear that you and Fairy missed your dinner! That bites!
I wish I could send you some of ours. Then you could be all bloated and salted like we all are. (note to MIL: you don't have to add more salt to packaged stuffing mix, HELLO!!!!)
Glad you will be stateside soon. There no place like home.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 9:04pm.
LOLOLOL. I WISH I could be as mean as my name indicates!!! I'm a big softie! TEAM EILEENIE!!!!!!!!!!!
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TEAM LEENIE LOVES WEENIE!
*pulls Jazzy's non existant pants down*
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 9:10pm.
Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 9:03pm.
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Not that this will change your opinion ,but UCBF, called me a dumb bitch just because I said,that I dont understand some things because I am a foreigner not an ALT...
She then also said that I am an idiot for calling racist when K2 told me to "shut my foreigner trap", but referring to myself as one.
Now there is a major difference between me calling myself a foreigner and somebody else..altho Im not really a foreigner since I dont live outside of my country.
That was an extremely cheap jab, considering I never even spoke to UCBF, before that. She must of seen how people say stuff to me and chimed in to look witty and badgirlish.
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Okay. I hear this, without reading back. If you are not an alt, then people will see. I had to deal with alt shit two years ago. So, in that sense, hear you. But, from what I've seen posted, some people come out guns blazing and yet they don't realize that it was some post in the past (that was just as hostile) that set the tone for posts to come. You seem intelligent, and this might be a case of mistaken whatever. Let's call it a night. Either way, I hear you. But, UBF is good people. Maybe if everyone stopped taking "celebrity/subjective opinion" sides, we'd see that we all have more in common than face(post) value allows.
TEAM SEE/HEAR/READ/PROCESS SHIT "THOUGH EACH OTHERS' EYES".
Gnite/gmorning all. *heavy sighs*
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 9:04pm.
LOLOLOL. I WISH I could be as mean as my name indicates!!! I'm a big softie! TEAM EILEENIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
*waves to Jazzy*
hahahahah Jazzy!
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
No one is watching the Lady Gaga Skanksgiving special? It's creeping me out. And her voice is grating.
Happy Thanksgiving slutty hos! Meal is done, dishes are clean, now I only have to wait until tomorrow to throw away all the "delicious" leftovers my in-laws will bless us with. I hate wasting food, but their cooking is shit.
Think part of my Christmas gift to my friends are gonna be home made cinnamon rolls. And flax seed pillows, hee.
Where's a sniper when you need one? If Kim Kuntrashian thinks that people are going to forgive her or think of her as a charitable person because she got sort of in the area of some thoroughly vetted poor people she is sadly mistaken. People, especially poor people, know exactly what this bullshit is all about. And it's NOT about helping anyone but herself.
Filthy whore.
Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 9:03pm.
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Not that this will change your opinion ,but UCBF, called me a dumb bitch just because I said,that I dont understand some things because I am a foreigner not an ALT...
She then also said that I am an idiot for calling racist when K2 told me to "shut my foreigner trap", but referring to myself as one.
Now there is a major difference between me calling myself a foreigner and somebody else (when they mean it in a racist way)..altho Im not really a foreigner since I dont live outside of my country.
That was an extremely cheap jab, considering I never even spoke to UCBF, before that. She must of seen how people say stuff to me and chimed in to look witty and badgirlish.
UBF, I watched "An Unmarried Woman" with Jill Clayburgh, and now I am watching and old Henry Fonda/Barbara Stanwyck movie called "The Lady Eve". I am loving it so far.
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
So my girl and Fairy and I were supposed to go to a Thanksgiving dinner last night, but those fuckers gave her the wrong time, so we didn't get a Thanksgiving dinner.
But, I am anticipating Christmas deliciousness (at home!).
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Anyone else see the Restaurant Impossible the other night with Robert Irvine completely renovating some little Newark church soup kitchen? It's run by this sweet 80-year-old lady with crappy malfunctioning equipment and almost no supplies, and she comes in every day so she can help people ALL DAY. That little old lady is the truly charitable one. She doesn't have a lot, but she devotes it to other people, unlike the celebutards.
Fuck you, Kunt Lardassian. You don't give back unless people notice you. If the cameras weren't on you, you would call the "kops" to rescue you from all the filthy evil homeless people.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 8:59pm.
fuck hookers
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TEAM HOOKER-TURKEY FK! ♥
eta {{{Hekki, Eiles}}}
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
That fucking noise in the background just won`t stop.....
Anything aside from "the first 48" on TV? I had a "Swamp People" Marathon all day, interrupted by naps and now i fucking rested..
Please don`t tell me any of you are getting ready to hit the stores...
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Eileenie, my middle kid has this spunky kid in her class named Eileen and I refer to her as "Eileenie McMeanie" in my head and accidentally said it in front of my kid. Even though this little girl is not at all mean.
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 8:55pm.
I really think you guys cant take someone with confidence and different opinions,
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Oh, Allessandra, YES, WE CAN, for real, take someone with 'different opinions'. Shit runs amok here even with regulars. You and I had it out once. I don't hate/dislike/oust you. But the key is consistency with view, while accepting others' view. You fight people. Shit gets ugly quick with that. The thing I, personally, see in the last two years here as a poster, before simply reading MKs posts a year previous to posting, is that certain people do not go out and shit-stir. UBF is not one of them. So yeah TEAM UBF.
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 8:57pm.
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Happy ganging up.
I stopped going on about her a while ago, wtf?!?!
And you cant know shit for sure about her yourself unless you work for her and even then whos to say you tell the truth.
So its the same for you...and it wasnt even me who brought her up.
well Allessandra, whatever we can do to warm it, ;)
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
Cappy!!! We'll be back in the States in 8 days!!!
And how did you know I fuck hookers?!
Hey, UBF!
Alessandra, drop it. Seriously.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Hey, Gorgeous!!!! How are you?
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
PSL: *hug, hug*
Allesandra: No offense... can you just let the Angelina Jolie thing go? If you like her a lot, fine. But don't make her to be a saint while in the same breath you call people names and "frustrated" and that we are hiding in our clique. Wouldn't worshipful Jolie comments also be just another kind of clique? Your not gonna make me like her, no matter how much you try to tell me she really cares. Unless you work with her, you simply can't know that everything about her is genuine.
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Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 8:51pm.
TEAM BRAINFART (AKA REAL-DL-PEEPS-TABLE; ENOUGH SAID)
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I knew that most are team brainfart but I dont care, and I AM A REAL DLSITER I EVEN POSTED MY FACEBOOK PAGE A FEW TIMES.
I really think you guys cant take someone with confidence and different opinions, I gotta be an ALT...jeez. I put a face behind my statements, how many have done that on here??
well hellloooooo Leenie!!!
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
Hey Leenie, you sexy bitch!!!
And Capi!! Everyone done with their TG program??
The kids are in bed already, now it`s me and my Muscato and a TG TV line up that sucks monkey balls.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
HOTS, YOU HOOKER! FKING IN THE STATES YET HOR??????????
*shoves sausage stuffing in*
fking ETA {{Eiles, PSL, erryone except shit-stirring celeb defenders}}}
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 8:49pm.
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You and your apologies to each other, that warmed my black heart a little.
Wow, it's really nice to see everyone getting along.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
TEAM BRAINFART (AKA REAL-DL-PEEPS-TABLE; ENOUGH SAID)
*spikes a few people's tofurkey with thorzine and nyquil SO THEY CAN STOP DEFENDING "CELEBS" THAT LITERALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEM LMAO* ugh
*looks around* Which one of you sluts took my sake bottle?!
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
WHAT'S UP, BITCHES??????????????????
*motorboats UBF and PSL*
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Andrei, I am too IRL. I let my bitch side out here, and do Martial Arts, so I can be a sweetheart to people. lol
*takes cookie and hug happily*
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
UBF, I always tell my kids that that is the best comeback ever if someone calls them a name.
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
PSL: cuz I'm a sweeter person IRL than not. So, I'm sure we'd get alone IRL. Sorry about the tiff. ;) ((Thanksgiving hug and cookie))
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 8:36pm.
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Right, dont tell me what to do.
You are the one that drinks the gossip-rags kool-aid....
Dont you live in America, dont you celebrate thanksgiving??
I personally consider you dumber then me, because of how you talk/write and because of that cheap jab at me when I was very vulnerable.
You dont even come over as natural, if you ever said sorry for your jabs then this would be a different story, but you probably wanna fit in so bad.
Now if you dont want this similar exchange of words then IGNORE me.
I love MK's tag for that picture when you right click it.
Andrei, sounds good to me :)
truce, and.....let's move on!
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you