A Very Special STUNT QUEEN Thanksgiving Starring Kim Kuntrashian
Pimp Mama Kris recently said that her main prized pig Kim Kuntrashian has such a giving soul (more like giving hole) and always quietly gives to charity without getting any attention for doing so. Pimp Mama Kris proved to be right yesterday when Kim graciously took a break from her busy schedule of being the whoring whore of all whoring whores to feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission while surrounded by a team of bodyguards, half a dozen paparazzos, a make-up artist, a hairstylist, a camera crew and the souls of a dozen dead turkeys eye rolling at this blatant publicity stunt. TOTALLY INCOGNITO!
Jennifer Love Hewitt is where the word "desperate" goes to feel better about itself and yet she still doesn't look 1/10th as desperate as Kim looks. Just look at this transparent trollop dressed like "real people" and acting like she didn't drop that ladle and run to her chauffeured SUV the minute the cameras stopped clicking. Kim could find the cure for cancer in her queefs while curing a dozen orphans of the urinary retention they suffer from by baring her ass (Fact: When Kim bares her ass, the piss just comes shooting out of your piss hole), and we'd still see her as a fame whoring STUNT QUEEN heffa whore. That is the truest story ever told.
And haven't the homeless people been through enough? They're already homeless and then they had to sit there while a skank gave them their meal. They came for Thanksgiving dinner, not Skanksgiving dinner.
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MORNING ALL!!! *burps up dressing*
Why can't a homeless vet have a flashback and off her nasty ass....it is justifiable homicie!
For as long as I can remember at Thanksgiving my dad would talk about the news (local to national) filming the poor and homeless. News is just as guilty taking advantage of the poor for a story.
Did RobK really think he had a chance at DWTS against a disfigured war hero? People like my parents (and others who watch DWTS) have no idea what a douchebag RobK really is. I really hate the Kardashians. No talent and vulgar.
OFFS.
ETA:
@cuppy, don't you threaten me with a good time! :)
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Urmomma- I will cut ya if you touch my cursing babies! I pepper sprayed 3 women and two kids to get them, so I ain't afraid to bring out mah knife!
PSL still acting like a trifling cunt, I see. Just checking to make sure everything's moving along as always around here.
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Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it...
I liked Ben in the previously mentioned movies and DOGMA....so, I guess I just like Ben. And I watch Armageddon every 4th of July along with Independence Day and Pearl Harbour. *shrugs*
*chews on punkin' bread*
and LMFAO at datura...yes. the homeless suffer enough.
*eyeballs cuppy's cursing babies...*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Vile whore.
So many ways to go with this- for instance one is famous for her chest, the other her ass.
Jlove has three rings and no marriages, while Kim has 2 rings and 2 divorces. Even the Ghosts feel bad for Jlove.
I wouldn't kick this party of two out of bed.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 8:57am.
I liked that movie too. I also liked him in Smokin'Aces and Hollywoodland.
I just love all these celebrities who show up to dish out Thanksgiving meals to those unfortunates. They come in their limousines, or their black suvs, in their designer clothing, with all their jewels, and yet, they are the ones front and center. Those volunteers that did all the work, of organizing, cooking, and getting all this ready, are the true HERO's...and they don't get any kind of accolades for their hard work or their devotion.
EXCELLENT! Couldn't have written better myself!! Sums up what many of this think. BOYCOTT the show on Sunday; all things Kardashians and they'll soon be finished.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 8:55am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 10:56pm.
Armaggedon is one shit movie, like most of Ben Afflecks movies.
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I think The Town, Good Will Hunting, Gone Baby Gone were really good films. I think he is actually a talented writer and director, and I can't say he isn't a good actor when given the right role.
Just my opinion though.
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I think Ben was pretty good in "Pearl Harbour". Officer's uniform and all that.
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Ben was great in Chasing Amy, which is still one of my favorite movies.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 10:56pm.
Armaggedon is one shit movie, like most of Ben Afflecks movies.
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I think The Town, Good Will Hunting, Gone Baby Gone were really good films. I think he is actually a talented writer and director, and I can't say he isn't a good actor when given the right role.
Just my opinion though.
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I think Ben was pretty good in "Pearl Harbour". Officer's uniform and all that.
All while her Mommy is out selling her Nicole Simpson death books. I'm starting to believe the mother Kris is the real sicko in this family.
malibu mom
Slut Sister & Sluttier Sister take New York-
IF ALL OF US DON'T WATCH IT,it'll get cancelled. There is no loyalty in Hollywood, sponsors pay attention to ratings! Each and every one of us must keep the ratings low and we can come here Monday and read about it anyway and not contribute to her ratings.
low ratings = cancellation:)
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 4:46am.
In defense of recently dumped again JLove, she does this every year. Now, Kim well, we know.
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Wow. She must have been hella pissed that she had to share what little spotlight she gets with this gigantic whore.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lean Like a Chola, Celebrity Stylez: http://youtu.be/0ZwdYeGSVS0
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 7:44am.
*tackles cuppy and steals Barbie Surprise Doll*
Mornin'. I think I am going to tear into the leftovers...hair of the dog.
*finds Barbie's surpise...vomits*
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You can have her. Just as long as you leave my You and Me interactive cursing triplets alone!
*guards them with life*
http://digitaljournal.com/article/314744
As if there weren't already enough reasons to feel sorry for the homeless and hungry. Now they have to deal with this foolio. I wouldn't want that Kim Lardassian touching my food even with gloves on.
O fuck. Can we stuff this slore and shove her in an oven. Wait, that would not be fair to the oven.
I ate toooo much, bitched about my absent, sick, MIL, and smoked my twice a year cigarettes. It was heaven.
*pepper sprays a toddler to get an XBOX 360 for half price*
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 7:45am.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 11:11pm.
Oh fuck! Sorry people, I am a new whore and meant that last post to be my signature line. *banging head on desk*
BACONSLUT ~ welcome to Dlisted. Part of your initiation into the asylum is to watch every episolde of Golden Girls & the cinematic masterpiece "Showgirls."
Quiz on Mon.
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Hi BaconSlut, glad to have a new whore on-board who appreciates the subtle humor of B&B.
Also part of the dlisted initiation is the physical exam. You'll be required to provide:
1. nudez of your bewbz to sucky and jack,
2. a urine sample for drug and alcohol testing
As long as you have two breasts, you should be ok on the nudez portion of the initiation, but if the urine sample comes up clean, you're outta here.
Welcome and enjoy the d!
ETA - flashes bewbz at Stocky
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
so contrived and oo quelle surprise! just in time for Sunday's premiere of Kartrashians Invade NYC.
and of course she had to twatter about what a saint she was for giving up her day to plop mash potatoes on some plates and mug for the camera.
"Just left the LA Mission..... They're goal is to feed 120,000 people..... we fed so many.. "
illiterate dumb kunt.
SCREW this stupid whore,if people would just stop watching her stupid ass show,stop taking her picture and stop buying every fucking magazine she ruins by appearing on them,she and the whole Kardashian nightmare might go away to the land of Heidi and Spencer,Octomom and the balloon boy.....STOP GIVING THESE WORTHLESS PEOPLE YOUR MONEY AND ATTENTION.
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 11:11pm.
Oh fuck! Sorry people, I am a new whore and meant that last post to be my signature line. *banging head on desk*
BACONSLUT ~ welcome to Dlisted. Part of your initiation into the asylum is to watch every episolde of Golden Girls & the cinematic masterpiece "Showgirls."
Quiz on Mon.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
*tackles cuppy and steals Barbie Surprise Doll*
Mornin'. I think I am going to tear into the leftovers...hair of the dog.
*finds Barbie's surpise...vomits*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
this fucking cunt. look at those people trying to eat a decent meal for a change and they have to put up with that fucking whore and her drama. truly, this is even more depraved than that goddamned phony marriage.
this family epitomizes greed, amorality and narcissism. i hope their turkey was full of e.coli.
*runs through thread gabbing anything with a SALE sign*
ZOMG! Black Friday! MUST.HAVE.BARGAINS!
So glad I am NOT shopping today!
Morning!
man this dlist internet war lasted longer than this fake heaux's marriage!!!
In defense of recently dumped again JLove, she does this every year. Now, Kim well, we know.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 1:06am.
Awwww, so touching. Just like her "charity work" with the Herp queen at a children's hospital in Australia. Good to see she still cares about....herself. Second pic down on this link....
http://www.celebwarship.com/?p=1136
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We definitely need to tighten our quarantine laws. :)
That vat full of an unknown brown semi-liquid being poured into another container by J.Love could be fat siphoned out of Kim's ass (or any ass belonging to one of the other women in her family. man do I feel bad for the kid sisters - eventually, they too will have the same ass; it's the price of being a female Kardashian whose first name starts with a K.)
FOR A SEC I THOUGHT THIS WAS OCTOMOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOLYFUCK THEY LOOK ALIKE
Awwww, so touching. Just like her "charity work" with the Herp queen at a children's hospital in Australia. Good to see she still cares about....herself. Second pic down on this link....
http://www.celebwarship.com/?p=1136
hahahhahahahhaha
why alessandra is always fighting with the same people????????????????? this fights are very high school. lol
but anywho i hate this cuntrashian and her french braid sideways, if i was much younger i would of pull that braid like there was no tomorrow.she is trying to give the homely look ?
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Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
If olive oil comes from olives and corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If a guy with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Photobomb -#12, priceless!
Submitted by sonah22 on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 12:27am.
Once upon a time, I worked at Macy's too, and while I missed Black Friday, I was subjected to those idiotic 7am sales, or the "Shop till midnight" crap they would pull. I also hated the store coupon days! Women would act like savages over some stupid discount that really was no discount at all, but they were too dumb to realize it.
I see no advantage to this Friday nonsense, except the opportunity for people act like animals over shit that no one really wants come Christmas time anyway.
YES Aunt Sally, I am talking to YOU! *prepares area in back of closet for this years gift from auntie*
BaconSlut:
I LOVE Beavis and Butt-Head, amid many other shows, but I love to laugh and Butt-head's comments always make me giggle.
"We really should not use TV to entertain us."
Butt-Head: "Heh-heh-huh.. you said anus."
LOL. Anyway. My 63-year-old coworker surprised me by saying she has been to a lot of Black Friday sales and said the trick is to slip in just as they open, get what you need, and get out since so many cashiers are waiting. I'm sure she found a lot of deals... but fuck if I'd do that. I've done a lot of online shopping and will hit a few stores only like as I get there and in my own time. I try to only get useful shit anyway, sometimes even just gift cards.
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 11:04pm.
If you like American Horror Story, watch this clip from Brian DePalma's "Sisters" :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6ldArrUCIU&feature=related
Jennifer Salt gave up acting but now produces the show.
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Thanks for this, Mrs. Voorhees. I love this kind of trivia. DePalma gets on my nerves, he can be a bit of a Hitchcock manque, but I like "Sisters" and its twisted take on second-wave feminism. "That's how I got so sick...!!!!!!"
Plus, I don't feel like commenting on Kim K. Others here have aptly described my sentiments on her and this latest publicity stunt.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 12:18am.
Yeah my aunt and uncle work at Macy's and have to show up at midnight. So awful! And they DO have sales every day. And this year in general there are not good sales, and even if they are, what the fuck is wrong with people? I mean, the cars were driving faster than usual to the parking lot, trying to get a place in line. And camping out??!!!! The HELL? Dis. Gust. ING!
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"How to give yourself a golden shower medal: lay down face up, find a way to piss up into the air and turn around really fast so the golden shower lands on your nalgas. -MK
@sonah22
Agreed. The whole Black Friday thing is nucking futts. I went to a local Best Buy at 4:30 WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON for a necessary phone issue, and folks had already starting to stake out their spots at the front of the line.
I wish anyone willing to go through this the absolute best, but aside from a milk run to the nearest gas station, my azz will be staying away from all this retail fuckery.
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
@sonah22
Agreed. The whole Black Friday thing is nucking futts. I went to a local Best Buy at 4:30 WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON for a necessary phone issue, and folks had already starting to stake out their spots at the front of the line.
I wish anyone willing to go through this the absolute best, but aside from a milk run to the nearest gas station, my azz will be staying away from all this retail fuckery.
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
She looks like OctoMom.
I don't get this whole Black Friday concept.
So some crappy electronics are on sale. Big whoop! Stores have sales every other week now days, so what's the big deal with shopping NOW???
Macy's has sales every flippin' day. This is nothing special, other than idiots convincing themselves that they are getting these great deals on shit no one really wants anyway.
When they start giving stuff away, maybe Black Friday might be exciting, until then, I will happily stay home and ignore the fuckery afoot.
and ot: how much you want to bet that if those memaws and pepaws knew this whore was pissed on in a video for the world to see, they'd rise up and cane her to death? i wish they all would have known. :(
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Hey y'all,
Speaking of greed and the fuckery that is human kind, I just drove by the mall to have a looksie at whether this whole Black Friday at midnight thing is actually appealing to people. Oh, it IS. The WHOLE DAMN PARKING LOT IS FULL. I feel sick to my stomach-like I just saw the worst of humanity. Why are we all rushing to the mall at midnight? This is so so sick.
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"How to give yourself a golden shower medal: lay down face up, find a way to piss up into the air and turn around really fast so the golden shower lands on your nalgas. -MK
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 10:45pm.
My better half send me this shit today, i don`t know if that what he is up to in Korea...lol
Anyone ever heard of this?
http://newsone.com/nation/thegrio3/idosing-digital-drugs-teens-get-high-...
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no shit! mr. ka and i were talking about this just last month. i got a file that was for "tuning into the frequency of the earth", and it was supposed to give you this calm, euphoric feeling. it made me feel very fucked in my head, then i had to vomit. husband could only listen to it for 10 seconds and then turned it off. that shit will fuck you up, and not in a good way.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
@ Andrei
LOL! You are my fashion idol! Heh heh heh.
I think that I am finally getting the hang of this new stripper pole/site.
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 11:41pm.
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I always used to confuse him with Matt Dillon.
*is wearing Beavis and Butt-Head boxers and is not male* xD
Submitted by SitInACorner on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 11:27pm.
For some reason, I have a soft spot for him too. I even liked Pearl Harbor and the one movie he was in with Russell Crowe, can't remember the name right now.
ITA about Dazed and Confused.
I was soooo glad when Affleck ditched JLo, because she made me hate him during that time when they were a couple.