A Very Special STUNT QUEEN Thanksgiving Starring Kim Kuntrashian
Pimp Mama Kris recently said that her main prized pig Kim Kuntrashian has such a giving soul (more like giving hole) and always quietly gives to charity without getting any attention for doing so. Pimp Mama Kris proved to be right yesterday when Kim graciously took a break from her busy schedule of being the whoring whore of all whoring whores to feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission while surrounded by a team of bodyguards, half a dozen paparazzos, a make-up artist, a hairstylist, a camera crew and the souls of a dozen dead turkeys eye rolling at this blatant publicity stunt. TOTALLY INCOGNITO!
Jennifer Love Hewitt is where the word "desperate" goes to feel better about itself and yet she still doesn't look 1/10th as desperate as Kim looks. Just look at this transparent trollop dressed like "real people" and acting like she didn't drop that ladle and run to her chauffeured SUV the minute the cameras stopped clicking. Kim could find the cure for cancer in her queefs while curing a dozen orphans of the urinary retention they suffer from by baring her ass (Fact: When Kim bares her ass, the piss just comes shooting out of your piss hole), and we'd still see her as a fame whoring STUNT QUEEN heffa whore. That is the truest story ever told.
And haven't the homeless people been through enough? They're already homeless and then they had to sit there while a skank gave them their meal. They came for Thanksgiving dinner, not Skanksgiving dinner.
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Kris Humphries was/is such a champ! "by the time you have a couple of kids, no one will care about you".
Munster gets the MVP award again for bringing the bitch down and stomping/snapping her toenail. If only he had half a brain, it would be almost entertaining.
Vid
http://bcove.me/1qqcwvdp
article
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2067025/Kourtney--Kim-Take-...
malibu mom
IF WE ALL DON'T WATCH HER NEW SHOW IT WILL GET CANCELLED. BOYCOTT TONIGHT
WOW over 300 posts...is Kim the new Angelina?
Please. This fat ass cares about the homeless as much as she cares about the last turd she just flushed down the toilet. Looks like Hollywood stopped knocking on JLH's door.
@ SANS FARDS-
I bow before your signature. And if Brue Dickinson wants more cowbell, we will give him more cowbell.
So when is this big KKKartrashian backlash of 2011 going to occur? Occupy the KKKuntassian mansion!
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Looking about as comfortable as LaWanda Page having dinner with the Queen....about as low a photo opportunity as you can get!
So, Muddy, I take it Bacon Slut is "it"?
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I just can't read back 7 pages of posts (out here in the sticks, I'm still on dial-up, FFS)-- does anyone else think that she looks a bit too much like Octomom in some of these pics? Oh, how the mighty have fallen, if she's starting to look like that crazy fetus incubator!!
Hate-hate-hate this woman, and her entire family. When your claim to fame is being pissed on by RayJ, you really ought to have died of embarassment immediately.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Check out how she has BODYGUARDS there to "protect" her from the homeless; even when she's supposedly reaching out & helping others, she has huge linebackers to push everyone close away, so as to maintain her distance like she's some sort of royalty. You know she's thinking "God, as soon as this horrible experience is over, I'm going to take a long hot bath to wash their stink off me".
I can't express how much I hate this whore...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
vomits uncontrollably...
the power of michael k compels you!
the power of michael k compels you!
I see that Angela has been let out of her cage to play tonight. Shut up, skank. Jealousy does not become you.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 10:45pm.
heeheehee!... that site is just wonderful, isn't it?!
http://www.cracked.com/article_19552_5-insane-celebrity-conspiracy-theor...
OT: oh! i see which thread this is now!... i still think J-Love is pretty... that is all.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hi ESE! Happy Black Friday!
I liked this one too from your link:
www.cracked.com/article/223_6-mental-illness-myths-hollywood-wants-you-t...
Anywayz: this one's good too ♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
TV DUCK has every virus known to man. Just so you know.
♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 10:31pm.
HAHAHAhaha!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2066297/Blake-Lively-high-s...
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holy shnickies!!... and, yet... i still find her unattractive, boring, and without merit as an actress.
oh, and... hi, angel!!
OT: i don't know... was i?... i'm not sure what thread this is... meh, blame the Canuck, if i'm not!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
HAHAHAhaha!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2066297/Blake-Lively-high-s...
♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
If kum whoretrashian was really interesting in helping the less fortunate, she'd just off herself & her entire family. Seriously, if she really wanted to help, she'd volunteer on any day other than Thanksgiving. Everyone in LA knows Thanksgiving is when attention whores put in their 4 hours of time (or 1 hour for lindsay lohan, who would get bored & leave) so they can be photographed "volunteering".
Why don't you volunteer some other time, Kum? Oh, right, because no one would know you did it. Which really makes me wonder about her "I support charities all the time; I just do it anonymously" comment; it makes me think about how paris hilton showed up on the red carpet of a charity ball once (to get her photograph taken) and called it "volunteering for charity". Yeah, right...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by Rdeadline on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 12:19pm.
Did anyone watch a Lady gaga christmas? How was that?
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I'm embarrassed to admit, I watched a little of the Lady Gaga Thanksgiving special, but only because my mom wanted to check it out. It was insanely fucking bad, just like you'd expect.
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Submitted by malibu mom on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 3:42pm.
malibu mom
Kris Humphries was not a "real" husband, just playing a part. It is scripted. The wedding and engagement was fake, the whole show is fake,fake,fake. If you felt duped and believed it was real then they are laughing at you at E Channel studios. Want to get the last laugh? Don't watch their show on Sunday.
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Right anyone who really wants to see the show atleast watch it online, theres lotts of sites for ex tv duck...
PLEASE DONT GIVE THIS NASTY SOUL EATING WHORES RATINGS!!!
malibu mom
Kris Humphries was not a "real" husband, just playing a part. It is scripted. The wedding and engagement was fake, the whole show is fake,fake,fake. If you felt duped and believed it was real then they are laughing at you at E Channel studios. Want to get the last laugh? Don't watch their show on Sunday.
THE BIG AMERICAN BLACKOUT OF KARDASHIAN SHOW THIS SUNDAY.
Come back here and read all about it on Monday and don't contribute to Kim's ratings:)
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 2:39pm.
Saw the video. WOW she's so fake! Yeah so what is she going to say that she only pretended to be happy because she was afraid of him? She looked happy there and still wanted out so soon. So what was it? You were happy with "babe" or not?
---I just had a closer look. Kris Humphries drags her into the bathroom like that because he gave himself a huge boner. Srsly, he was using her body to cover up his boner!!
Kunt Humphries ex is a KK double! Minus the fat ass and wedding cake that is...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2065862/Kris-Humphries-ex-g...
Saw the video. WOW she's so fake! Yeah so what is she going to say that she only pretended to be happy because she was afraid of him? She looked happy there and still wanted out so soon. So what was it? You were happy with "babe" or not?
The video is priceless.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2065924/Kris-Humphries-Kim-...
*you ate a lot of wedding cake*
Oh the romance LMFTO! Kris Humphries must be a bit speshul I'm thinkin. I would hate to be under that monster...scary shit that.
**shudders**
Kunttrashian? *shaking my head* MK you are the best.
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No one lives forever
fake A** bitch! someone throw acid on that bitch. shes so superficial. i hope she gets psoriasis all over her face!
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LAG
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I'm in love
Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 1:03pm
.....And, the girls are shy, so their will be no bewb shots. Even if your user name is Suck and Fuck.
---Excuse me but since you managed to get my pet hate and my pet love in one paragraph...
Fix the fucking Grammar!
There will be no boob shots.
or, theirs will be no boob shots.
No fucking kiddies in the basement either.
*there
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
A belated thank you for the warm welcome!
A few side notes in response:
The drug and alcohol test should be a breeze as I queef ethanol.
I will refresh my knowledge of Golden Girls and such as long as cheesecake is provided.
....And, the girls are shy, so their will be no bewb shots. Even if your user name is Suck and Fuck.
*slings the Twins over the shoulders and goes to refill coffee mug*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by Rdeadline on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 12:19pm.
Did anyone watch a Lady gaga christmas? How was that?
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I din't see it but I'm willing to bet it wasn't any better than that cheesecake.
♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 11:29am.
NON FAT! OMG! I would have done the same thing. NON FAT cheesecake is a sin!
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It should be illegal!
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 11:29am.
NON FAT! OMG! I would have done the same thing. NON FAT cheesecake is a sin!
Did anyone watch a Lady gaga christmas? How was that?
O ...I guess you're all shopping now...
♥ Threadkilla!
Lean Like a Chola, Celebrity Stylez: http://youtu.be/0ZwdYeGSVS0
O yes and Happy Black Friday, everyone!:)
♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 8:54am.
All while her Mommy is out selling her Nicole Simpson death books. I'm starting to believe the mother Kris is the real sicko in this family.
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YaTHINK?!?! OMG that woman is a lizard, I'm sure of it.
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Submitted by But_Im_A_Member on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 11:41am.
LOL @ Dog
Some healthy substitutions work and some definitely don't!
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I'll take "Epic Fail" for 400, Alex!
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I'd rather see a picture of the big fat check that she cut them, but somehow I don't think there is one.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 11:09am.
We had people still stopping by for coffee and dessert until 10:30 last night. Wow. I couldn't say it last night but I can now. One of our friends brought a cherry-covered cheesecake. Cool, right? I took two bites and tossed the rest. It tasted really odd and had a grainy texture. I subsequently found out it was a frigging ricotta cheesecake. NON FAT ricotta. I was like, "That's healthy! Who let that in the house?" It was really awful.
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LOL @ Dog
Some healthy substitutions work and some definitely don't!
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
God -that is not attractive without the right lighting and makeup-she looks kinda rubbery...
Atleast Jennifer Love Hewitt looks sorta happy to be there-obviously not as happy as Kirk Douglas tucking into the turkey there...
What a freakin circus it has become down on skid row every Thanksgiving-I drive through that area pretty frequently-what about the rest of the year-its fucking desperate down there...and yeah havent the homeless been through enough already with Kardassian and her bull shit.
That big black dude in the thumbnail-is he safe from her clutches?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 11:05am.
Hey there Eeeeevil! We had a blessed and loving day. How was your holiday? I hope you don't have as many leftovers as we do. And that's AFTER people took food home with them! Yeesh!
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Mine was good. I was a wee bit tired after cooking and cleaning, but the meal was a hit, so it was worth it.
I have a fair amount of leftovers, but I love Thanksgiving more the next day or two, so I am happy to have them. When you spend the day cooking, at least for me, you do not enjoy the meal as much.
I sent home quite a bit of stuff with my guests too.
Hey there Eeeeevil! We had a blessed and loving day. How was your holiday? I hope you don't have as many leftovers as we do. And that's AFTER people took food home with them! Yeesh!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 12:43am.
Submitted by sonah22 on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 12:27am.
Once upon a time, I worked at Macy's too, and while I missed Black Friday, I was subjected to those idiotic 7am sales, or the "Shop till midnight" crap they would pull. I also hated the store coupon days! Women would act like savages over some stupid discount that really was no discount at all, but they were too dumb to realize it.
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Black Friday = Kardassians. Many people believe the hype, without investigating further. They eat shit up with a spoon and suck on it. For another example, attend any southern baptist church service around election time.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 10:53am.
Hey Doggie! How was the meal? Did you and the fam have a wonderful day?
As for the other thing, pay it no mind.
Submitted by Tony Perkis on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 9:46am.
PSL still acting like a trifling cunt, I see. Just checking to make sure everything's moving along as always around here.
^^^
It is so frigging hilarious how jealous you are of PSL. What part of her life do you wish you had? All of it or just one specific thing? Jealousy is a bitch, man. And you got it bad. LMAO!
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Submitted by Tony Perkis on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 9:46am
JELLIS MUCH?
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Happy Black Friday, sluts. If your crazy asses are actually planning to go out and shop today, please don't get shot and/or pepper-sprayed:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/25/black-friday-mall-gunfire-north...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/25/walmart-pepper-spray-black-frid...
It's not Black Friday without a healthy dose of gunfire, imo.
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