Second Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 24, 2011 / Posted by:

Thanksgiving is a gluttonous greedy ass holiday that calls for two Hot Sluts and we’ve already got the fine sparkling beverages covered, so here’s Aunt Mary of Tante (Yeah, I read that as “taint” too. You’re not alone.) Marie’s Cooking School providing us with some meaty advice. Just throw the motherfucking turkey in the fucking oven and cook it with as much fuck effort as possible since it’s going to taste like a microwaved UPS box no matter what you do. Just get drunk on Pinot, throw some gravy on the turkey and call it good!

Will somebody please direct me to the farm that grows Aunt Marys, because I’m going to need one of her for next year’s Thanksgiving.

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