Happy Thanksgiving!
As Kim Kuntrashian served up a paper plate full of lukewarm publicity stunt, Kirk Douglas, who has volunteered at the L.A. Mission since the beginning of time, NOM NOM NOM-ed on a piece of turkey. The world could've been ending around Kirk, but he wouldn't have noticed since all of his focus was put into gumming the hell out of that turkey. Kirk eat, prayed and loved that piece of turkey. This pussy knows what I'm talking about. Before I recreate these pictures with a dinner roll dipped in cooking wine, I just want to wish all you sluts a Happy Thanksgiving and thank you for giving my posts your eyes even though I talk about dick fromage and anuses all the time. So I'm thankful for that and thankful that dick fromage exists so I can talk about it all the time.
It's true that us Americans only have Thanksgiving dinner so that we can build up our strength for the Running of the Assholes at midnight tonight. You know, that's when we all gather at Best Buy and kill each other as we run toward a 5% off 3D Plasma TV. It's like the capitalist version of The Hunger Games. So I hope that when you knee me in the dick and chin me in the nipple to keep me from grabbing at that 3D Plasma TV, you do so with love. We're practically family!
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I hope that THE FAMEWHORE didn't get near him. He's a real star!
All peeps with the oldzzzz have a turkey neck of their very own.
HTG to you too MK & all y'all! ♥ ♥ ♥
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Happy T-Day, Dlisted folks.
Hope you get to finger more than just the stuffing crammed up in a bird:)
"I got your number, hussy." --Ms. Dionne Warwick
Um...looks like Kirk has had some work done.
Not funny. The man has had a stroke for god's sake. I had one a few years ago. Let's be kind on Thanksgiving.
islandgirl asked:
What in the name of the sweet baby Hay-sus is that on his neck?
My answer:
His ear lobe?
mike, it reminds me of that finger/stomach graft thingy from the other day. Either that, or a REALLY big skin tag. :P
Rock on, Spartacus.
Good on him, celebs from the Paul Neuman era are just such philanthropists.
Michael K If you wrote a book I would pre order it. Your view on the world is amazing.
Happy turkey/non turkey day everyone.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 3:41pm.
What in the name of the sweet baby Hay-sus is that on his neck?
I was waiting for someone else to bring that up. I thought maybe since I was viewing it on my phone that I wasn't seeing it properly.
What in the name of the sweet baby Hay-sus is that on his neck?
good for him! I am sure his old butt would rather be chillin at home
happy happy to ya, MK!
the same goes for the rest of you folks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhOZL21g2aE
catch ya all in the night time!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Happy Thanksgiving MK! A day without you is like a day without...um...ah...anus and dick fromage! Love you!