Thanksgiving Eve Crumbs

November 23, 2011 / Posted by:

I am thankful for my cholita cousins who always taught me that should a freak bleach accident ever take my eyebrows, I can always replace them with help from a Sharpie, so I don’t resemble an Alien Nation extra like Molly Sims here – Hollywood Rag

But for why isn’t that checker lady curtsying at the sight of Duchess Catherine? Off to the gallows with her! – Lainey Gossip

Pimp Mama Kris has put the Kuntrashians on media lockdown. Will somebody please wrap the lockdown key in pie dough and feed it to Khloe? – The Superficial

If David Cross’ groom suit doesn’t only consist of blue skin paint, I will have a disappoint – Celebitchy

Darren Criss’ upside down widows peak eyebrows on the How To Succeed… poster – Towleroad

Michael Assbender sings! – Lainey Gossip

Emo Raccoon is still Emo and still a raccoon – Hollywood Tuna

ScarJo looks like a post-op Max Headroom on Interview Magazine – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

This list of opposites attract is incomplete without Skat Kat and Paula Abdul The Berry

Reese Witherspoon’s got a butt chin on her crotch – Popsugar

Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s latest piece looks like an Eva Mendes/Keira Knightley hybrid to me – Popoholic

Surprise, surprise, J.R. Martinez won Dancing with the Stars Just Jared

Pretty person says she used to be BLAH BLAH ugly and BLAH BLAH it was hard for her BLAH BLAH – ICYDK

Jessica Simpson wants to propose marriage to that thing – The Daily What

But before she does that, Jessica Simpson wants to know if that turducken cake comes in a Weight Watchers version – Celebslam

What Herman Cain sleeps in at night – OMG Blog

Three minutes later, grandma started freebasing those Pop Rocks – Videogum

Stock up cookie dough and cake batter soup, because JLove got dumped again – I’m Not Obsessed

All My Children and One Life to Life are dead forever – SOW

Willow Smith covers Frank Ocean, and survey says: NO. – Crunk + Disorderly

But what’s most surprising is that Justin Bieber’s pink underwear doesn’t have the word “JUICY” embroidered on the back of it – Cityrag

(Image via Fame Pictures)

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