- It's just the angle of the
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That squirrel is too cute for words!
My house smells like PIE!
I am making a pumpkin pie and rather than doing a pecan pie this year I decided to get 'creative' and make a whole 'new' kind of pie with walnuts and Medjool dates. I bought a whole 11 pounds of Medjool dates on ebay (they are so big, sticky and sweet...I am in Medjool date heaven) and I was trying to think of how I could incorporate them into a recipe for TG. I hope this turns out good or else I'm going to piss off my two neighbors who usually look forward to bringing them a piece of my pecan pie this time of year. I wanted to surprise them with something different for a change.
It smells good anyway. *crosses fingers that I didn't just waste a bunch of perfectly good walnuts and dates*
I hope everyone is having a great day!
I just found out that my brother is addicted to heroin. I can't get in touch with him and I can't fly there because I can't afford to. Im in KY he is in Washington state. I dont know what to do.
Where did err'body go?
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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:01pm.
Sandy, you are British? I always thought you were Australian.
---Rasc, I'm a fake Aussie. I still maintain my British nationality/passport even after decades. And it shits the Aussies no end too, if I tell them. Very quick to tell me to fuck off back home they are, weird lot.
*GOD SAVE THE QUEEN*
And all that bollocks.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:19pm.
Aw, just kidding, you country-stealing, slave-trading, limey, chavvy, early child-bearing, track suit wearing, council house living beauty!
---*GASP*
Right-o Paddy-o this is WAR!
Child stealing GYPSY GYPPO!
Hehe, that was so funny Paddy, you picked me like a nose! Right down to the council house... Look, can you keep it a bit secret though? I'm in Australia now and they don't know about that shit.
M.E. I work with a 21 year old who makes barbie look like a foot....good thing she is sweet. Anyhoo, I put her cell number in my phone and went to choose a ringtone from my music. I asked her if she "liked Tom Petty?" and she "I dunno anything about NASCAR".*stares blankly* ahahahahahaha! Damn.
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I want a baby squirrel.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:58pm.
Did you call me a Paddy?!
---Paddy-O
*hehe snort* how easy is it to re-ignite english/irish hostilities!
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Aw, just kidding, you country-stealing, slave-trading, limey, chavvy, early child-bearing, track suit wearing, council house living beauty!
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Submitted by like-wow on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:01pm.
Who is Bob Ross and what's with that hair of his? Ugh.
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You must be in your early to mid 20's.....
Bob Ross was a TV painter dude that tried to teach us youngins through TV how to paint beautiful inspiring scenes.
My shit never looked like his. EVER!!!!!!!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:01pm.
Sandy, you are British? I always thought you were Australian.
Ciao Whamo! Have a happy Thursday!!!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:58pm.
Did you call me a Paddy?!
---Paddy-O
*hehe snort* how easy is it to re-ignite english/irish hostilities!
It's been a funny one guys, gotta fly but all you American BITCHES have yourself a great and safe Thanksgiving!!!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:54pm.
Yeah, I go up periodically. I always have fun, though.
BUBBLE AND SQUEAK!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:58pm.
MJT
Don't eat black pudding, it's congealed pigs blood. Sandbitch, she's visiting her 'Mercan friend there so they can celebrate it together!
---Yar, I figured she must be visiting another yank :)
BTW, I'm British so don't be trash talking the black pudding Paddy-O. I'm also partial to a bit of hot faggot and peas.
:)
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:58pm.
MJT
Don't eat black pudding, it's congealed pigs blood. Sandbitch, she's visiting her 'Mercan friend there so they can celebrate it together!
---Yar, I figured she must be visiting another yank :)
BTW, I'm British so don't be trash talking the black pudding Paddy-O. I'm also partial to a bit of hot faggot and peas.
:)
Moo cow paging HOTPOCKET. Please report to the mothership!
Moo cow paging HOTPOCKET. Please report to the mothership!
Who is Bob Ross and what's with that hair of his? Ugh.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:48pm.
I know. I am going to visit an American friend who is working in London for 6 months...so we are cooking :)
They didn't have French Onions in Paris...so I am not taking any chances ;)
---I could be wrong, but I don't believe they do french fries in France either. AAAAND, they don't have Australian Shepherd dogs in Australia neither.
We do have American mustard though :)
MJT
Don't eat black pudding, it's congealed pigs blood. Sandbitch, she's visiting her 'Mercan friend there so they can celebrate it together!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 1:47pm.
My favorite part about Thanksgiving is all the kids playing outside unsupervised because their parents are cooking dinner so I just snatch them up and fuck them in my mom's basement.
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Sucky, behave.
MJT/Mike
Have a great time in London, it's a great city! The last time I was there was 7 years ago and we stayed in a beautiful hotel called The Millenium, right next to Harrods in Knightsbridge. We got the room at half price because the fallout of 9/ll was still strong!
I honestly can't remember where we ate but most resturants there are great and Chelsea is a fab (snooty!) place to stay!
(they do have COM soup though!)
Mike, have a great time in NYC. Of all the places I have been, never been there and had to cancel out trip there next July. Have you been there before?
I get to stay where I am. *sigh*
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:48pm.
I know. I am going to visit an American friend who is working in London for 6 months...so we are cooking :)
They didn't have French Onions in Paris...so I am not taking any chances ;)
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:40pm.
I'm leaving for London in 4 hours! YAY!
We bought cream of mushroom soup and french onions to pack in case we can't find it. You can't have Thanksgiving without Green Bean Casserole!
---LMFAO at Britain having no cream of mushroom soup.
I tried to make that green bean casserole thing a coupla years ago...even the flies wouldn't land on it!
Have a wonderful time in the Motherland! Make sure to try some black pudding, some hot faggot and peas :) Oh, By the way, Britain doesn't do Thanksgiving.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:40pm
You suck! I'm only going to NYC tomorrow night.
M.E., you're the one (I think) who turned me on to that Mr. Clean Miracle stuff. can you suggest anything that will get Krazy Glue off a stovetop? Don't frigging ask. God!
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Dog - OH! In that case, that SUCKS.
I'm leaving for London in 4 hours! YAY!
We bought cream of mushroom soup and french onions to pack in case we can't find it. You can't have Thanksgiving without Green Bean Casserole!
If anyone has any restaurant/bar suggestions for London (we are staying in Chelsea) let me know!
Happy Thanksgiving sluts! ;)
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M.E. a lot of our kids' friends work at Target and Walmart and they were told it was MANDATORY to work tomorrow. They had no choice if they wanted to keep their jobs.
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@Mike and Sans Fards:
Didn't see that article. Fanks!
Tobasco is plenty hot for this canine!
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Dog - RE: Working on Thanksgiving. The big box stores and a lot of other places have a sign up sheet for employees who WANT to work Holidays. The pay is time and a half, if not double time and there are plenty of college students/young mothers, etc who offer to take those shifts for the extra money.
Now it's not to say that if the sign up sheet doesn't get filled, other employees will be scheduled to work, regardless if they want to or not.
Just saying that in my experience they ask for volunteers first, then go from the bottom of the totum pole up.
awwww <3 Bob Ross and Squirrels!
Yeah eff that mess...I grew up in northern NJ, which is basically retail land--there were 4 malls w/in 15 mins of my house--and it was absolute insanity all the time. We don't have a tax on clothing so all these hos from New York would take advantage of that lol. Also, the stores are all closed on Sundays (hooray blue laws) so Saturdays were always "every man for himself," and woe betide you if you took a bitch's parking space when she had her blinkers on! (pulls out shank)
I've never gone out on Black Friday and don't ever plan to...not really a gadget girl anyway, I have a very basic cell phone, never replaced my ipod after I lost it, a cheapo Toshiba laptop, and am finally giving in and getting an e-reader for xmas. I do all my shopping online pretty much, and donate to charities for family members...they seem to like that better than getting an actual gift, anyway :-)
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:15pm.
Pfft. Tabasco's not that hot.
My Thanksgivings always start at daybreak with duck hunting with my dad and uncles (I fire one shot and then spend the rest of the time cold and nursing a coffee w/whiskey). Then it's a loong lunch with turkey, scalloped oysters, and all other usual crap.
Can you tell I'm excited?
Can we talk materialism?
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This is why I cant stand christmas at all!!! People have turned it into a free for all for greedy mofos!
a-freaking-dorable...squirels and chipmunks can get a tude if you are feeding them regularly and then stop. My husband would regularly feed these squirrels in the park, and when he pulled up in the car, they would literally be waiting for him...some even climbed on the car and window if he didn't get out of the car fast enough. Sweet critters, but they get an attitude too.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 1:47pm
REPORTED YOU SICK FUCK
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:04pm.
Can we talk materialism? I love the holidays because of the family and spiritual aspects. The presents are secondary for me. But this year the big box stores are making their employees come in on Thanksgiving night which makes me sick.
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Are you referring to this CNN article?
http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/22/opinion/ancel-thanksgiving-shop/index.html
I agree that this is pretty outrageous. Is it going to kill you to wait 5 more hours to buy that $300 laptop? smh.
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I am going to prepare a casserole consisting of half a bag of stale egg noodles, 1 oz. of black currant jelly, 3 oz. of horseradish, 1 T each garam masala, herbs du Provence and fennel, a bay leaf, 4 old grapes, one red potato with eyes, and two trays of ice cubes. Serves 12.
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Add a lot of Tobasco. You won't mind the taste of the dish when your mouth is on fire.
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One summer a squirrel chewed through the window screen while I was at work, got in and totally destroyed my kitchen. It also got into a loaf of bread left on the counter, a box of crackers, cookies and knocked over my new set of martini glasses. Food and broken glass everywhere. I've hated them ever since.
magpie, that's probably going to be delicious. You can't go wrong with Herbes de Provence...seriously.
I'm off to the liquor store to get some winter lager.
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Can we talk materialism? I love the holidays because of the family and spiritual aspects. The presents are secondary for me. But this year the big box stores are making their employees come in on Thanksgiving night which makes me sick. And now there's this website you can go to to register your list for Santa that lets your friends and family know everything you want so they can get you a present. To me, that is revolting. Our kids get 7 Christmas presents each from the list they give u, knowing they'll only get 7. We limit and relatives to giving them 2 presents each. And you better believe they don't rush the damn tree on Christmas morning. Each year the youngest one who can walk is the Designated Elf and hands out a present to each person then everyone opens that one present and takes time to appreciate it and be thankful for it. Then the next round. None of that free-for-all "What Else Did I Get" attitude in the Dog House.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 1:30pm.
Dog - never fails. I always get the cart with the fucked wheel.
-get stuck behind some stupid asshole that has to stop and look at EVERY thing marked down, in every aisle.
-get stuck in the line that never moves, or the person infront of me is paying with 3 different methods.
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Oh yes, those asshats who insist on writing a check too. Get a gotdanged debit card, you dinosaur.
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We have no food in the house due to my bad planning and flu virus. There is nothing in this world that could get me inside a supermarket today, except maybe for one of those 8 foot long Publishers Clearinghouse checks for a jillion dollars.
I was told repeatedly not to being anything to Thanksgiving dinner but myself by my MIL, but I feel guilty and impolite showing up emptyhanded, so I have taken inventory of the contents of my pantry.
I am going to prepare a casserole consisting of half a bag of stale egg noodles, 1 oz. of black currant jelly, 3 oz. of horseradish, 1 T each garam masala, herbs du Provence and fennel, a bay leaf, 4 old grapes, one red potato with eyes, and two trays of ice cubes. Serves 12.
The spirit of fuck you should never be underestimated. ~hotpocket 10/23/11
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 1:47pm.
My favorite part about Thanksgiving is all the kids playing outside unsupervised because their parents are cooking dinner so I just snatch them up and fuck them in my mom's basement.
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*smh*
Lmao Uvy! Happy TG everyone even tho I abhor the entire thing. :p & :D *acts grinchlike then leaves*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
My favorite part about Thanksgiving is all the kids playing outside unsupervised because their parents are cooking dinner so I just snatch them up and fuck them in my mom's basement.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
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Bob Ross was a magnificent creature. I truly believe I will comemerate him with a tattoo on my ass.