Wednesday, November 23rd 2011

Open Post: Hosted By Bob Ross Feeding A Baby Squirrel


The Internet must have gotten Thanksgiving confused with Christmas, because when I peek into the manger in my dreams, I see this absolutely perfect video.

Posted by: Michael K


Jintess's picture

*bearhugs you right back*

Honestly, if it helps...I had a brother with a huge ongoing problem. He seriously had to hit rock bottom (to the point my mom told the rest of us to cut him off. Not give a place to stay, not provide money etc. Just not talk to him) He pulled it together after going to one of those free rehabs (and working there for a year) and put himself through school. Now he's doing great.
He cleaned up when he was close to 40. Did the rest on his own. It's never too late for anyone. Have faith and make sure he knows how proud you are of him to have made that decision.

The girlfriend? WORTHLESS. What a bitch. She could have gotten him killed.

I'm just glad you heard back in some way and you and your momma can have a good Thanksgiving without worrying about where he is and what he's doing. His road to recovery is going to be a haul but it sounds like he has some good shoes and has no problem walking it.

Bye, Mani, and be safe.

Thanks, GG. That means a lot to me :)

*scratches GG's butt for her*

parissucksliterally's picture

Have a great Holiday Mani!!!

and muddy, yes....all the pieces of shit eventually get theirs. *side eyes the troll*

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Stir It Up, got to break it up now
When I think about tomorrow -Ooh I can't wait to
Stir It Up, got to shake it up now
If I have to beg or borrow, I'm not gonna take it anymore

Anyway I have to get up early and I'll be gone until Sunday so have a good holiday everybody.

Gardening Girl's picture

Turning in...I wish you all a good day tomorrow, enjoy your food and families!

Glad you heard from your brother. Now you can hopefully get a good nights sleep. Hope he does come home Mudturtle.

Stay safe everyone.

*scratches butt on the way out*

Hey Mani :) Thanks!

Oh, and no worries...bitch will be gettin hers.

Great news Mud. Hopefully he'll follow through!

I still want to see PSL kick someones ass though!

Jintess, love, thank you ♥

PSL, thanks so much. Coming here kind of got me through these last few hours, thank to all yall...

*grabs PSL and Jints in a huge bear hug*

Event Horizon's picture

Aww...come on, take it...it's so fat and succulent and juicy....just pulsating with nutritious goodness ready to burst from it's shell....

signed,
the real EH

b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

parissucksliterally's picture

muddy, glad to hear he is safe!!! That has to be a huge relief. *hugs*

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Stir It Up, got to break it up now
When I think about tomorrow -Ooh I can't wait to
Stir It Up, got to shake it up now
If I have to beg or borrow, I'm not gonna take it anymore

Jintess's picture

Prayers sent muddy, I know what it's like to worry in that way.
Maybe this is what it took for him to realize she's toxic and that getting clean is the very best idea.

hugs to you and your family

Done and done. :)

Just got an update: he is back at his apartment. He says he's going to hang out a few days and then get a bus ticket home. Whether he does or not we'll have to wait and see I guess. But at least my mom heard from him.

Stoney's picture

Not taking the bait, fake EH.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

parissucksliterally's picture

I am in Los Angeles. Pay for my flight, have your cop hubby get me out of any trouble, and I'd gladly kick the shit out of her for you.

:)

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Stir It Up, got to break it up now
When I think about tomorrow -Ooh I can't wait to
Stir It Up, got to shake it up now
If I have to beg or borrow, I'm not gonna take it anymore

Event Horizon's picture

I eat oysters.....I eat em everyday, a different type of oyster though....

b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

Stoney's picture

Ok well enjoy those oysters my friend, haha. I thought we just slaughtered turkeys on TG, now its ducks too! Lol I'm just fuckin with you. Good luck with your aviary holocaust! ;)
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

PSL, lol! How close exactly are you to Richland, Washington?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 10:14pm.

I'm here! The hugs are there, and send me that bitch's address. heehee

PSL will be Kung Foo fighting!!

mike's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 10:17pm.
I read most of this thread and I just have to say...who the FUCK eats scalloped oysters as a "usual" TG dish? Are you an outerspace alien or what?

That's a traditional Thanksgiving and Christmas menu item in Eastern NC, FYI.

G'night all!

Submitted by mike on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 10:13pm.

I'm angry at myself for staying up for it (especially since it's being dvr-ed at home). I have to be up at 4:30 to go duck hunting.

Sounds...great?

Stoney's picture

I read most of this thread and I just have to say...who the FUCK eats scalloped oysters as a "usual" TG dish? Are you an outerspace alien or what?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

parissucksliterally's picture

mike, get your ass to bed!

Is it duck season? I thought it was rabbit season!

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Stir It Up, got to break it up now
When I think about tomorrow -Ooh I can't wait to
Stir It Up, got to shake it up now
If I have to beg or borrow, I'm not gonna take it anymore

Gardening Girl's picture

Mike - wear good socks and stay dry.

Can't you just tell them you have diareaha?

parissucksliterally's picture

I'm here! The hugs are there, and send me that bitch's address. heehee

***********************************************
Stir It Up, got to break it up now
When I think about tomorrow -Ooh I can't wait to
Stir It Up, got to shake it up now
If I have to beg or borrow, I'm not gonna take it anymore

mike's picture

I'm angry at myself for staying up for it (especially since it's being dvr-ed at home). I have to be up at 4:30 to go duck hunting.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Mani, i don`t even know if i can support that bullshit show anymore. One week it`s great, the next week it`s beyond stupid.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

PSL, if you're still here, hello, and I'll take you up on that kick offer.

EDIT: Also, I'll gladly accept those hugs :)

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 9:57pm.

I haven't seen AHS...Pope horror? I'm hoping to watch when the have a marathon. Maybe after the season is over.

becky n sydney's picture

Aw, poor Mike. Never mind, there's always that Lady GaGa special you've been looking forward to.
*hides*

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 9:56pm.

Hey ESE! I've been back and forth for a while. I'm trying to pack...then have a drink...go online whatever. I have to leave kinda early in the AM.

Gardening Girl's picture

Paddle time!

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Next weeks AHS is going to be a cornfest of epic proportions. The pope?? I mean, ffs, the pope?

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, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

what?!... i've been stuck on the phone for the last half hour, and this place isn't moving in any direction of throwing a pie, so... i'm going out to get booze... get it together, people, before i get back, or the paddle comes out!!... HA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mRFWQoXq4c

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

parissucksliterally's picture

muddy, that gf is a piece of shit. I'd love to kick her in the face for you!

***********************************************
Stir It Up, got to break it up now
When I think about tomorrow -Ooh I can't wait to
Stir It Up, got to shake it up now
If I have to beg or borrow, I'm not gonna take it anymore

mike's picture

WTF@AHS?

Where was the Jessica Lange character?
Why does Tate have superhuman strength?
What's scary about it now we know that almost all the characters are ghosts?

It's just a fucking soap opera at this point.

parissucksliterally's picture

muddy, i have to scroll back and see what is going on, but I want to send you some hugs.

xoxo :)

***********************************************
Stir It Up, got to break it up now
When I think about tomorrow -Ooh I can't wait to
Stir It Up, got to shake it up now
If I have to beg or borrow, I'm not gonna take it anymore

Event Horizon's picture

Yawn. Anyone up and wanna talk?

b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

Submitted by Chapped Ass on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 8:30pm.
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Lol! And, very sound advice. Thank you (hugs)

Submitted by mudtutle on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 8:06pm.

Don't beat yourself up over what you have no control over, mudtutle. All you can do at this point is try to make contact somehow to know he is OKAY.

The good news is that it sounds like your brother is ready to face his demons and overcome his addiction which is wonderful news really! If he's ready to quit the bad stuff, hopefully he's at a shelter or a safe-house or something.

Now, I'm going to put in my Terminator Contact Lens and hunt down that b*tch of a girlfriend of his who has been downright evil to your brother.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. Hug your loved ones (the ones who don't annoy you) and let them know how precious they are to you.

Peace out.

Thank you, IF. ♥ I don't know what to do. There's nothing I CAN do.

IrishFury's picture

Has that racist Sandbitch gone? I want to continue our feud but no sense in wasting my time if she doesn't read it!

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Dark-sided!

IrishFury's picture

Muddy, I am so sorry, it;s all I can say really. I can only imagine how you feel, which must be a bit hopeless. I hope your brother is ok.

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Dark-sided!

Lol. Thank you, dear ESE, for my first laugh of the night. And for the beautiful link.

Love Bob Ross. The squirrel, not so much. I won't feed anything that makes my dogs crazy.

Besides, I've never seen a starving squirrel. They're too busy stealing bird food.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

for Muddy, and her family...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbBRkE9bno

take a breath... it'll work out... i have a feeling that you're already "on it".

*edited*... text still not looking right!... "on it", as in trying to help.... damnit! i'm no good at this!!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

ern's picture

I love putting The Joy of Painting on in the background, it's very relaxing.

RIP Bob. He would have been 69 in October.

(I am not a fan of squirrels, the destructive little bastards.)

Thank you, ESE. Everyone has helped with the pain tonight and I am grateful to you all.

(hugs) I hope that things are good with you.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Muddy... as i'm one to NEVER to take ANYTHING too seriously here... just wanna say... best to you and yours... no, seriously!... i mean it!...

damnit!... the text still looks wrong!

Muddy... addicts do what they do(trust, i know... i am one.)... don't feel bad... it's the way it is... it hurts, and that's the way it is... i hope it gets better... for him and for you.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Gardening Girl's picture

Happy Thanksgiving all. Good wishes to everybody and I hope you all eat well/ drink well. Be safe, I hope to hear from you all in one piece Friday. You guys crack me up and always warm my bitter heart with your caring of each other and the snark you all give. Love you all!

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 7:14pm.
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