Open Post: Hosted By Bob Ross Feeding A Baby Squirrel

Men have it so damn easy on the holidays most of the time. They just sit down and eat and then take the damn trash out while drinking a beer.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

I just made a lemon/ginger cheesecake, as well as a con leche with cinnamon one, in case anyone gives a shit.

Come on, let's talk about what we're thankful for.

I am truly thankful for internet porn and laptops on which to watch them. I am also thankful for the Clear History button.

Men have it so damn easy on the holidays most of the time. They just sit down and eat and then take the damn trash out while drinking a beer.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

@ESE...It's ok Pip was so short that after the first 2" I'm still a virgin...My dignity was gone the first time I posted on here...

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It's so cold in the D....

Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:34pm.

that baster is no longer welcome at my home... it has gone too far in welcoming itself to you than i would like...*feeling jealous*... on another note.... *spins around floor on a floor waxer*

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Mud,

How is the semester going? Midterms?

Stoney, I can always promise you that. If I have issue with you, it will only be under this name. :)

And look, now EH is trying to act like original EH.
You need to be dumber in your writing. It's still "off".

Thanks Jintess.

and helllooooooo ESE! I have a few minutes more before I crawl into bed. Since not smoking pot, I am naturally tired earlier and waking up earlier in the morning. It's all good!

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The first thing I remember, I was lying in my bed
I couldn't've been no more than one or two
And I remember there's a radio, coming from the room next door
My mother laughed the way some ladies' do

Anyone making anything special for Thanksgiving?

Bjork!!!

urmomma be funny...

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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

Submitted by Thornhill on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:28pm.
Pip dun stole mah munny...
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and your virginity!... don't forget how you were violated... never forget... it was savage, i'm sure... you delicate flower... HA!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Sorry to bum you out fake EH, but I am not talking about my personal life.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Jintess, that's a deep story. Bless your heart for watching those kids, and helping someone (whatever the real reason...). Those kids do sound like little sweethearts...and you're right. Sometimes what we *think* is the situation is so far from the truth.

And Cars is very cute :)

Stoney is so sausay.....how could anyone not like you?

and FYI, I have way better stories than the desert one, so scandalous, but I'm not spilling about my personal life one here with that scary ass troll around.

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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

PSL..I'm glad it helped:) He's a partner in a law firm now and is having the time of his life.
I'm not sure when and where it all went to drugs and alcohol with him but like muddy, I just always thought of the older brother who had my back when we were growing up.
I KNEW who he really was, not what the drugs or drink turned him into.
At the same time I was doing him no favors by sending him money or giving him a rent free place to stay.
It's true..you really do need to hit rock bottom.
He did, and he found out the man that he really was once he pulled himself up.

Hi Mickey!

*slides into thread wearing nuttin' but tube socks and a turkey baster jammed up my ass*
....I am so tired of cleaning house. People are just gonna show up and mess it up. I am done. I am gonna take a shower and crawl into bed just to get up and cook and clean some damn more.
I LOVE THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS!
night, darlins'! I will stop by tomorrow to tell y'all how I is thankful for each of you!
*wipes down thread with pledge mutli surface and walks away*

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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Well I only remember one occasion we had a falling out, but regardless, I know there are a shitload of people on here who hate my opinionated ass, rants and sense of humor. But wharever happens, I'm still just stoney and I am way above creating alts to fuck with people. Thats just pathetic and unnecessarily hurtful.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Did a muddy turtle call out for me?

oh, fuck... sorry, had to use the dirty talk for an intro to this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zQ9bu0ASZI

for the love of jellybeans,(even the liquorice ones!... eeeewww!!)folks!.... behave!!!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

No more dorms, all my lovers better have their own houses if they want to get with me.....fo sho!

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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

I'm so over that loser it's not even funny, but I still do love mt military men...you gotta love em!

So hows the loser or have you moved on from him yet?

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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

So you guys, I want to fill you in on a strange thing that happened earlier.
I'm in an apt and I think I've been vocal more than a thousand times about my loud upstairs neighbors (running loudly..RUNNING.LOUDLY) over my ceiling.
Anyway, the neighbors across the lawn are friends and wanted to invite me over for Thanksgiving, so when they knocked on my door to tell me when to come over, they invited me over for Tgiving Eve libations. We are standing outside talking and my neighbor (loud foot stomping neighbor) runs outside and looks up at us "My girlfriend just slit her wrists, I have no idea where she is but don't want to leave my kids alone. Can you watch them?" (He knows the couple I was talking to)
So we head over there. What sweet kids. Boy around 5, girl around 3 and a newborn (2 months or so) so we babysat. The little girl seems to have problems with running, so she overcompensates trying to follow her brother around. He even whispered to me "Mommy and Daddy know she can't run and tell her she's too loud when she tries") He didn't know I was one of the neighbors who has complained.
Anyway, guy came back and I think he just went to score but all I know is my patience for the upstairs noise has dramatically increased. Those are sweet kids.
I hope whatever the parents are going through is resolved. They are lucky folks with a beautiful family

I'm ashamed it took seeing it first hand is what made me realize everyone has a story. Not every story you create in your head is correct.
Glad I met those kids though. They were precious. Gives me hope for humanity.
Oh and "Cars" is a cute movie

Pip dun stole mah munny...

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It's so cold in the D....

It's been a long, sad day and all this alt confusion is making my head spin. I can only imagine how it must feel to spend my days opening different browser windows as different people...nuts.

Good morning, Mickey! I will eat a Thanksgiving plate in your honor tomorrow :)

Also, did I ever tell you, my husband's great grandparents are from your neck of the woods!

seriously, everyone here knows Stoney and I have our differences, but at least when we argue/disagree we do it under our only names. We get along sometimes, sometimes we don't. But it is all up front.

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The first thing I remember, I was lying in my bed
I couldn't've been no more than one or two
And I remember there's a radio, coming from the room next door
My mother laughed the way some ladies' do

Stoney, Tony Perkis hates me too. Tries to get my attention all the time now. I just ignore. Pip last night accused me of having a pity party for myself because of her manly back comment to me. I find it be hilarious, which is why I make fun of it a lot.

muddy, I sincerely think she has so many fucking alts now, she can't keep track of who is nice to you, and who hates you. Like I said, it must be exhausting to be her.

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The first thing I remember, I was lying in my bed
I couldn't've been no more than one or two
And I remember there's a radio, coming from the room next door
My mother laughed the way some ladies' do

Jintess, Muddy, ESE and whomever is still up to read this, am I too late to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving? If only the founding fathers had set foot on Dutch shores. Then we would have had this great holiday too! Sigh.

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*in a deep, manly voice*

"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."

Jintess, wow. I am glad to hear your story because my Man's brother is in his mid-20's and is a drug addicted mess. I hope he gets his shit together.

But I am happy your brother is good now. :)

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The first thing I remember, I was lying in my bed
I couldn't've been no more than one or two
And I remember there's a radio, coming from the room next door
My mother laughed the way some ladies' do

I'm not sure who the fuck any of them are, but Tony Perkins is the one who hates me lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

I'm so confused. EH is not Fraggle/Pip/weird hair lady, but Chapped Ass is...

if this is true, and Chapped Ass was halfway decent to me earlier, then WHAT IS THE POINT?!? Why would a person use one alt to insult, threaten, and unlawfully use my picture, then log in as another and be friendly???

Shame, because I still want to hear the desert story. :(
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Pip informed me in last nights OP that MK could NEVER get rid of her.

Trolls are so predictably boring.

oh, i also think she is boston61. It has been posting totally out of character for the past few weeks.

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The first thing I remember, I was lying in my bed
I couldn't've been no more than one or two
And I remember there's a radio, coming from the room next door
My mother laughed the way some ladies' do

muddy, no. That is a personality of Tony Perkis and any poster with the long haired lady avie.

EH never starts with me, nor do any of her other alts. Some of them are very friendly to me. But she has so many, she loses track of which ones!

It must be fucking exhausting to be her. Yeesh.

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The first thing I remember, I was lying in my bed
I couldn't've been no more than one or two
And I remember there's a radio, coming from the room next door
My mother laughed the way some ladies' do

Submitted by mudtutle on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:11pm.

Rascal, is Chapped Ass one of its alts?!?

Actually we are talking about EH this time.
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Chapped Ass is Fraggle/pip, the same person who used your photo as her avatar.

muddy and Stoney, it certainly wouldn't be a troll who loves cum stained sweaters or stalks posters in real life.

No way. Do not call it that. But yes, this is an imposter. The real EH was so dumb. The sentences were ridiculous.

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The first thing I remember, I was lying in my bed
I couldn't've been no more than one or two
And I remember there's a radio, coming from the room next door
My mother laughed the way some ladies' do

Rascal, is Chapped Ass one of its alts?!?

Actually we are talking about EH this time.

Look. It knows we're talking about it.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

You guys are stupid, I'm out.

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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

Submitted by mudtutle on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:00pm.

Joins PSL in giving the shank-eye. Is this the same ever-present troll or another??
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Muddy, who are are you talking about? Chapped Ass - Fraggle - pip?

PSL, ahh. I see. I remember that particular post from M.E. Where the hell is Bjork to sustain this?!

I guess we can just wait for the jealousy-fueled insults directed towards you. Then we'll know for sure (although the IP address is pretty damnable evidence in itself).

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:47pm.
M.E., you're the one (I think) who turned me on to that Mr. Clean Miracle stuff. can you suggest anything that will get Krazy Glue off a stovetop? Don't frigging ask. God!

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The only thing I know of that will remove Krazy Glue is pure acetone. You can purchase the stuff at beauty supply stores, for removing artificial nails. I'd be sure to try it first on an inconspicuous spot, to be sure it doesn't damage the stovetop finish. It will dissolve most polymers and plastics. And I found out the hard way that it will remove the varnish from coffee tables.

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I'm no mere troll if it's me to whom you're referring....that title is for degenerates and shut ins...

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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

Pretty sure all the trolls are the same person.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

muddy, M.E. seems to think it is the same. Same IP address as It and Tony Perkis.

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The first thing I remember, I was lying in my bed
I couldn't've been no more than one or two
And I remember there's a radio, coming from the room next door
My mother laughed the way some ladies' do

Thank you Stoney. You guys have helped to get me through this more than you know.

♥

Jintess, it does help. Thank you for sharing that with me. My brother will be 31 in February, so your story gives me much hope that my brother can still have a good life. I have such happy memories from our childhood together, I *have* to believe there is more for him than this.

Joins PSL in giving the shank-eye. Is this the same ever-present troll or another??

Aw good for you muddy. Sincerely glad to hear he is safe and you and your mother have some sort of relief tonight.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Watching Nova.....are we in a universe or multiverse? You tell me....

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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

Happy Thanksgiving GG and Mani:)