Open Post: Hosted By Bob Ross Feeding A Baby Squirrel

Sucky Sucky Sucky... have you been molestin people's sensibilities, again?

Come here you little fuck, let Sandy spank yo taint.

Also Happy Thanksgiving bjork,angel,Wowl and from_athens

Night all, I hope you have a wonderful day.
I'm out

Happy Thanksgiving to all my favorite Dlisters!

The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 2:54am.

We hope that precious little citizen gets lots of food and love and one day dies from old age.

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If by "citizen," you mean the squirrel, I'm sorry, but Bob Ross taped his shows in the U.S.A., where citizenship isn't granted to rodents.

Bob Ross has been dead for over 15 years. The life expectancy of a squirrel is about 12 years. The squirrel is thus most likely dead, whether from old age or because he became stew. Hopefully, he never had to suffer weird pervertedness at the hands of you and that mouse in your pocket.

We hope that precious little citizen gets lots of food and love and one day dies from old age.

Hey suck and fuck,why dont you kill yourself?and why noone here speaks about the pedo jokes?

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 1:47pm.
My favorite part about Thanksgiving is all the kids playing outside unsupervised because their parents are cooking dinner so I just snatch them up and fuck them in my mom's basement.

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You're not fucking funny. And I don't know you at all, I'm no fucking suck up, but I've been around long enough, posted some with you on here and in the Forum, to know that you're smarter than this and funnier than this and do not need to seek attention in this way. Fucking knock it off.

@TeleRev: That was nice. Thanks:)

♥ Threadkilla!
Lean Like a Chola, Celebrity Stylez: http://youtu.be/0ZwdYeGSVS0

Best (NPR) Radio Ever:

http://www.npr.org/2011/11/23/142700464/robert-johnson-and-pablo-casals-...

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The Americas - Occupied since 1492.

Sluts!

Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 12:51am.

HA ha ha! at the masturbating with stolen cheese - makes no sense, but I love it!

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 12:51am.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 12:44am.
You know what their secret is? THEY DON'T CARE! You should totally try it - I have and it ROCKS! :)

I think there's a commercial about that.....
http://youtu.be/6wS5xOZ7Rq8

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Well, ummmm....I don't know if I wanna take it THAT far but yeah...kinda:)

♥ Threadkilla!
Lean Like a Chola, Celebrity Stylez: http://youtu.be/0ZwdYeGSVS0

Hello, all. What did I miss?

I don't want to do anything tomorrow, and I'm down for very little, so things are working out for me.

*sips port wine from bottle, stirs cranberries*

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The Americas - Occupied since 1492.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 12:44am.
You know what their secret is? THEY DON'T CARE! You should totally try it - I have and it ROCKS! :)

I think there's a commercial about that.....
http://youtu.be/6wS5xOZ7Rq8

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:43pm.

Men have it so damn easy on the holidays most of the time. They just sit down and eat and then take the damn trash out while drinking a beer.
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You know what their secret is? THEY DON'T CARE! You should totally try it - I have and it ROCKS! :)

♥ Threadkilla!
Lean Like a Chola, Celebrity Stylez: http://youtu.be/0ZwdYeGSVS0

Catches up and reads back through thread.

*shakes head*

*gives up*

*washes turkey which is the size of a GD toddler*

Happy Thoughts to all including non-Thanksgiving people from other countries.

*sigh off*

@Muddy

So we are basically sistahs?

*gives Bjork a wedgie in passing* How's that for a Chapped Ass?

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*in a deep, manly voice*

"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."

My last bit for the night, the math seems to favor the multiverse theory over just the universe, but sense the existence of another universe outside of ours has yet to be quantified, it's just theory rather than accepted fact.

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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

Sleep tight PSL, Happy Thanksgiving!
Sorry ESE, it makes me sad too. It's just one of those songs you can't walk away from, you know? Happy thanksgiving to you as well!

I need to get in bed too.

good night everyone. Good night Jintess!!

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Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you, baby
If I ain't got you, baby

getting sleepy, so sleepy...but i wanna stay up late since i never get too...

ugh, i got furious farts goin on right now..

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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 12:00am.
(this one I couldn't sing if my life depended on it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYYLAY8mQCo
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NEVER do that again... you found the song that always makes me cry... now, what should be a fitting response?... oh, yeah... WHORE!... heeheehee!

gone, baby gone!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

@ESE...Take it easy buddy...Have a large weekend..

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It's so cold in the D....

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:56pm.
ESE, drinking will lead to a hangover, which will definitely make me want a bong hit!!!!!!!!!!

You are a terrible, terrible influence!!!! It's a good thing I love you!
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it's the ONLY reason you love me, dahlin'!... i'm the devil on your shoulder telling you to splurge!... you know that you want to!LOL!

see ya, all!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

They're the worst when they're sick...so whiny and pissy...it's like a 3 year old. If only I didn't like penis so much, I could easily do without them...

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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

PSL & ESE
Love these 2

(this one I couldn't sing if my life depended on it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYYLAY8mQCo

This one I could absolutely nail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaJAxdGeZ4E

Love both :D

night muddy, sleep well!! xoxoxo

I am watching "Gone With The Wind". It has the fewest commercials, and I am so fucking SICK of Black Friday commercials!

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The first thing I remember, I was lying in my bed
I couldn't've been no more than one or two
And I remember there's a radio, coming from the room next door
My mother laughed the way some ladies' do

Night, mud.

off, and running, folks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jJGKOmZsTc

be good, and civil during this thursday!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by mudtutle on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:47pm.
Bjork, I received an "A" on my first midterm paper, and an "A" on the essay midterm exam in another class, and my third there is no midterm but only papers, papers, papers...it's a 479 level. I'm expecting to make the president's list this semester :)

For Thanksgiving dinner at my Nanny's tomorrow, I made a Funfetti cake to take for all the kids, and a crock pot full of baked beans with bacon, brown sugar, and cooked hamburger (ground turkey...shhh!) crumbed in.

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Way to go! I remember reading how hard you were working on it. And remember, the GRE is not everything, there are other factors. Keep going, girl.

Oh, that baked beans dish sounds delicious. I always jack mine up with brown sugar, too, and mustard. And that bacon... I usually bake it, but I'll try the crockpot, and cook it on low, for like, all day? God, that sounds delicious. And farty.

Butternut squash with sage, maple syrup, and pancetta is my side dish, but this year, we're skipping the pancetta. (Cutting up the squash is a pain in the ass). The cranberry sauce (w/orange and cloves) is done. I totally fucked up and thought that Thanksgiving was next week. Fuck. Me. So I ran out today and got shit. Now we're brining the turkey (well, I'm sitting cross legged with my laptop).

Sleep well muddy

You've earned it

ESE, drinking will lead to a hangover, which will definitely make me want a bong hit!!!!!!!!!!

You are a terrible, terrible influence!!!! It's a good thing I love you!

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The first thing I remember, I was lying in my bed
I couldn't've been no more than one or two
And I remember there's a radio, coming from the room next door
My mother laughed the way some ladies' do

*side-eyes lazy menz*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

I'm not cooking shit. A guy I know shot some ducks and hes gonna fry em tomorrow so I'll go get some of that....and maybe go to my moms house after...

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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

I have to go to bed. I'm exhausted. Haven't been getting much sleep lately, and today was mentally exhausting.

Thank you all for all of your good thoughts, prayers, kind words, sharing of personal stories and *hugs*. You all really helped to take my mind off of everything and to see that things can and will get better, eventually. I know we are all anonymous, so to speak, but I still count you all as friends, and I am thankful to be able to come here and talk with you guys.

Goodnight, and everyone have a safe and happy time.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

LOL I have the urge to call someone a fat breeding retard now. :)

*looks around for retards*

*walks in front of mirror* Oh hai!!

*falls in potted plant*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

muddy, that is awesome! You are kicking ass!!!

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The first thing I remember, I was lying in my bed
I couldn't've been no more than one or two
And I remember there's a radio, coming from the room next door
My mother laughed the way some ladies' do

The Detriot game tomorrow should be pretty good since they've been kicking ass lately, instead of the shit show they usually give. I hope they make it to the super bowl, I think they're the only NFL team that's never gone....Detroit got problems...

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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:49pm.

drink Kahlua!... same taste, better effects!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Thanks Muddy

It really made me thankful. Not for what I have (I certainly don't have much) but for what I WANT to have one day (if that makes sense)
They were just precious children.

It also taught me to not judge so quickly. Patience is a virtue..all that stuff.
Like my brother, I'm never to old to learn :)

@ESE...I borrowed the dignity from a friend and promised to return it...

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It's so cold in the D....

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:43pm.

i'm so glad that you added the "most" to your statement... for the last few years, i've been doing all the cooking, and this year i opted to stay home and skip it all.... i will still take my trash out, by the way!.... heeheee!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

I'm stayig up late as I can, I'm gonna enjoy this 4 day weekend damit!

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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

Bjork, holy cow. Just the NAME of your cheesecakes is giving me cravings!

ESE!! I am trying to get on a schedule without any help from drugs! I only have coffee in the morning now. None even in the afternoon as a pick me up. I am saving a ton of $$ though.

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The first thing I remember, I was lying in my bed
I couldn't've been no more than one or two
And I remember there's a radio, coming from the room next door
My mother laughed the way some ladies' do

@Stoney...I don't have time to take the trash out...I'm too busy laying on the couch watching football...

_____________________对您的和平_____________________
It's so cold in the D....

Bjork, I received an "A" on my first midterm paper, and an "A" on the essay midterm exam in another class, and my third there is no midterm but only papers, papers, papers...it's a 479 level. I'm expecting to make the president's list this semester :)

For Thanksgiving dinner at my Nanny's tomorrow, I made a Funfetti cake to take for all the kids, and a crock pot full of baked beans with bacon, brown sugar, and cooked hamburger (ground turkey...shhh!) crumbed in.

Submitted by Thornhill on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:43pm

you're a better man than i!... i just had to look up the word "dignity"... see?!... you're still ahead of the game!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Lol, whatever.

And I don't like cum covered sweaters, some asshole jizzed on my sweater and I wore it without realizing what had happened until I kept getting a whiff of something suspicious at work. I didn't ask him to do it!

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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:41pm.

oh, come on?!... you can stay up!!.... down a pot of coffee... it's fun time now!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."