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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 9:42am.
Excuse me, but Sucky was kidding even if it was tasteless humor. The pedophile is just that - a kiddy raper and it admitted it for all intents and purposes.
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Gonna have to disagree here. The 'joke' was fucking kids in a basement while the parents were distracted.
How is that funny?
How is that a joke?
Please explain it to me. Because it's not fucking funny and I'm fucking serious.
I get that people want to jump on the suckandfuck train since he posts here constantly AND NORMALLY DOES IT IT IN NONSENSICAL ALL CAPS
but talking about raping children?
Yeah...no.
Sleep well at night defending that shit as a 'joke'
just a last night moment before the sleeping pill(yeah, yeah!... shouldn't take sleeping pills with booze because the liver does blah, blah, blah... but, come on!... i'm Irish!)fully kicks in...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1x6u1rkxS4
nighty night, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 1:42pm.
Hey ESE, is all that stuff really true??? Signed, The Gullible One.
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just saw this, and i think it's about the list of "fact or fiction" stuff i left to try and get rid of the fighting...
i've found that a whole bunch of it IS true(from my half assed research), but, i'm not telling ya if ALL of it is fact, or which one's i've found to be fact... i'm not doing your homework for ya, SDR!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Moo cow paging HOTPOCKET. Please report to the mothership.
Moo cow paging HOTPOCKET. Please report to the mothership.
Errybody, happy Tgif, happy weekend, happy T-day. ♥
*leaves sweet Riesling in thread; keeping sake and p.noir stash for my damn drankin ass as I deal w/ family and crying kids and shit!*
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
@SpottedDogRanch - thanks!! I tried the warm water trick and it seemed to work just fine. I did change it three times or so...I was worried about food poisoning, which I had once and I thought I was gonna die, but I figure as long as I cook it to 180 degrees or whatever I'll be OK. I'm doing the stuffing apart from the turkey, too. Just popped it in the oven so we'll see in 3 hours or so. My cat's loving the turkey gizzard lol...she's sitting like a princess on the couch who's just been fed the best meal of her life.
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Hey SANS FARDS. Change the water every 30-45 minutes. The supposedly proper way to thaw is under cool running water, but I use warm water all the time and don't want to be a water waster. Just change it out frequently and you should be fine. Also, cook that damned bird to the correct temp. Best of luck!
Happy Thanksgiving, my fellow DListers! Mr. Spot and I are celebrating by ourselves (with the animals, of course) and it is very relaxing. Since the in-laws want to keep pulling us in different directions, we decided last year to plant our feet here at home. No drama and everyone is welcome to come here. Have a happy day all and be civil to one another! xoxo
Hey ESE, is all that stuff really true??? Signed, The Gullible One.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 1:08pm.
Hi ESE!!! The devil on my shoulder returns!!!
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what?... you thought i was gonna leave ya to your own decisions?!... you can't be trusted to make the wrong way turn without my guidance!... *straightens horns*... heehee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-oQbA9GL2I&feature=related
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hi ESE!!! The devil on my shoulder returns!!!
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 12:33pm.
The Holidays always brings out the crazies.
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"crazy", reporting for duty!!.... heeheeheee! i said "doody"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLp7YNTznE
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Smart Move, M.E.
I hope we don;t have Troll Casserole here today, though something tells me we will at some point. The Holidays always brings out the crazies.
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
PSL, the one year I hosted Thanksgiving and cooked, I ended up never leaving the kitchen, or even getting a chance to eat. It sucked. Plus cramming 22 people in my tiny ass living room was irritating as SHIT, especially with 9 children under the age of 11 at that time running around screaming.
I'll just stick to alternating my family with BH's family, attending at whichever house it's being hosted at, bringing my designated dish.
This year I am bringing Spinach Gratin. It's a creamy, cheesey hot spinach dish.
It's in the oven right now and smells DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I need to start getting ready here..
Have a wonderful day eveyone! xoxoxox
bjork -ps, lolololol @the "performance art" thing.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
Moo cow paging HOTPOCKET. Please report to the mothership.
Moo cow paging HOTPOCKET. Please report to the mothership.
ooooh ... the bumpus hounds.
-let the season ring!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
Dog, that sound fair. I have always cleaned up when someone cooks for me. It is the right thing to do.
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But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you, baby
If I ain't got you, baby
PSL, I'm kidding. Sort of. My husband hekps and so do my kids. Sort of. It's really more a matter or me just doing it because it's easier and less messy if I do things myself. But they DO do the entire clean up and I DO supervise. That was my husband's idea. He knows that by the end, I'm as done as the dinner.
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Dog, seriously! What the fuck are you, a servant? me thinks not!
If I made Thanksgiving dinner at my apt, people would have to come in shifts of 3 at a time, my apt is so small!
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Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you, baby
If I ain't got you, baby
My huge 20+ pound turkey (it was free from Safeway...don't hate) has been roasting in my Nesco roaster since 6:30 am. This is the biggest turkey I ever gotten for TG (no jive).
Thank heavens we don't have any Bumpus hounds roaming about in our neighborhood!
A VERY happy Thanksgiving to all the American Dlisters!
Dog, that would be awesome!
Frozen cum stained sweaters for everyone!
Frozen obsessed hating freaks.
I like it.
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But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you, baby
If I ain't got you, baby
Sans exactly! That's why you shouldn't be too worried about a little bit of frost. My fave is Barefoot Contessa's way, take butter 1/2 pound, mix in lemon zest and fresh thyme. spread under the skin of the whole bird (difficult to do perfectly but you can feel when the skin is going to tear) holy moly moist meat and perfect crisp skin.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
Angel, I may have neglected to mention that's what happens in MY house. Not sure about others. Hee.
I got smart this year, though. Dinner will be at 4:00 and the guests aren't allowed to get here until 3:00. None of this lounging around all day eating hors d'oeuvres, drinking wine, and expecting me to do everything.
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@EEG - it's 14 lbs. I think the recipe I'm using says to cook the turkey like you described--on 425 for a bit, then lowered to 350 or 375 for the rest of the cooking time. That's how I usually do chickens, to get a nice crispy crust.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 9:42am.
oh, and... Sucky... ya know that i loves ya, but... admit it... ya fucked up on that one!
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What ESE said ^^^
VERY HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYBODY!
Okay, I ignore a lot of sucky's comments. I have got to agree that comment about fucking people's unsupervised kids in a basement is not funny. NOT AT ALL.
* shakes head*
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Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you, baby
If I ain't got you, baby
Sans, how big is the bird? Most people cook turkey long on low heat. Big ole NO. High high heat for first half hour then lowered to high for rest. A decent sized bird should only take 2-3 hours to cook.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
@Dog: Very educational, thank you. Now, I remember why I don't do Thanksgiving:)
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PSL, can we try it on the trolls?
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Thanks for the turkey tips, Chapped Ass / UBF / Dog. I've got it submerged in warm water in a monster baking tray in my sink, still in the wrapping. I'm mostly doing the cooking this year b/c my dad blew out his back fixing his car, and my mom is not feeling well. I'll check it in two hours and see how it's doing.
Is it too early to break out the beer yet? I got a really good winter lager that I'm dying to try. (I mean, it is 5 o clock somewhere...)
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Angel, I don't know of anyone who goes to church on Thanksgiving. Most Christian churches have Bible Study on Wednesday night as a matter of course and that's when they give thanks from a religious standpoint. On Thanksgiving the wife is usually up at 4 or some ungodly hour to start the turkey and she spends the day cooking and serving while the men watch football. Then, after the big meal, the wife gets out her Mossberg and forces the husband and kids into the kitchen where she guards them as they clean up. This is her opportunity to drink wine and rant at her family how much she resents having to do Thanksgiving all by herself with no help from them. Depending on how much she has to drink, there may be random gunfire which means the husband will have to break out the spackle after he finishes the dishes and taking out the garbage.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 10:12am.
I heard roaches can be frozen solid and when thawed they're still alive but I don't know if it's true. I need empirical evidence on that one.
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Let's try it on a Kardashian. Same thing.
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But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you, baby
If I ain't got you, baby
Dog, lime zest sounds delicious. I'm sure it will be yummers.
dog,i am sure this is not the first time you hear this,but you are an idiot,keep laughing!!
Dog - yep, that's what I'm doing. crossing fingers that itll be thawed out in a few hours. Otherwise dinner will be a little later this year!
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 10:10am.
FUCK!!! My turkey is still frozen. Stupid mothertruckin' bird...I knew I should've thawed it out in the fridge a day earlier.
What do I do??? *panics*
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Been there. Done that. Have the frozen-bird t-shirt.
Do you have those blue ice/hot packs that you can microwave? Submerge your bird (in packaging) in hot water and throw in the hot packs if you have them. You're not going to get sick from salmonella simply because you got your bird warm as long as you cook that sucker good and clean up all of the blood and drippings with bleach.
You can also take the frozen turkey out of the packaging and place it on a baking sheet and put it on the lowest oven setting and keep a good watch. You definitely need to thaw it enough to get all of the frozen giblets out of the cavity before you commit to cooking it.
I let my turkey thaw in my garage and even completely thawed the giblet package was still partially frozen.
Good luck!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 10:17am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 10:12am.
Don't you guys have Thanksgiving on Sunday? You 'merkins are SO weird!
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I fink it has sumpin to do wiff the Sabbath.
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I thought it all went together...you go to church and then you have your dinner, like...but then a bunch of people have to watch football too...maybe THAT's why it's not on Sunday;p
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Chapped, I used lime zest, for some reason.
Only Angel would have a back-stroking roach.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 10:12am.
Don't you guys have Thanksgiving on Sunday? You 'merkins are SO weird!
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I fink it has sumpin to do wiff the Sabbath.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 10:12am.
Don't you guys have Thanksgiving on Sunday? You 'merkins are SO weird!
Hey, with it always falling on a Thursday, it's a day off work (or two).
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 10:12am.
I heard roaches can be frozen solid and when thawed they're still alive but I don't know if it's true. I need empirical evidence on that one.
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This is gross but when it got real bad up in here I found a lil tiny cockroach in my juice. That lil fucker could swim yo! Not only that but he played dead...every time I came close, he'd act dead...then I'd back up and he'd start swimming again. I learned a LOT about cockroaches over that time. They be lil ninjas.
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Dog, cranberry sauce from scratch is the best. Keep stirring it and watching over it. The cranberries will eventually soften up and 'gel' up after cooling a bit. I cooked my cranberries from scratch last Thanksgiving in honey instead of sugar and I'm serving it this year because the honey perfectly preserved it. No mold or anything. Pretty cool. I cooked mine with some orange peel which gave it a a little zing.
Don't give up on your cran sauce. I'm sure it will turn out excellent.
Sans Fards, I think the only thing you can do at this point is immerse it in warm water???
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I'm thankful that I don't have a third of the drama and infighting in my real family that I do with my dlisted family. :)
okay, i don't know about the comments said on if's kids.
all i know is that when i see mpc, i see blood red in big splashes accompanyed by a violent primal rage that makes my throat sore without having uttered a peep.
i cannot write what i want to do without getting kicked off this site.
i seeth absolute annihilating hatred for him and his.
play armchair psychatrist with that, folks.
t-day for me will be a can of cranberry sauce and some deli sliced turkey because i am not making stuffing because it's too complicated. i love rice a roni but won't cook it for the same reason.
i have a can of pumpkin glop and have some brown sugar and nutmeg. i will at least put it together precariously and try it.
my olders are going out of state to the ex's and my youngers are going to their maternal family's.
i was going to go to a church and grab a free meal and fuck around with reporters (just to embarrass my family) but i bought some shit on ebay that needs to be paid for so i will spend today listing like a muthafucka, trying to drum up 500 big ones (it's like a marathon/telethon, whatever ... a fund raiser).
so, i'll be here and there online all day.
and you?
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 10:05am.
Submitted by from athens on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 10:00am.
dog,first of all we are not talking about mrs pc,i wished death to that thing too you know,so shut the fuck up
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You crack me up with how sensible and smarted you try to sound. LOL!
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What does MK write, No Comment? Let's sit back and await yet another clever retort from Dog, this time in Greek.
Don't you guys have Thanksgiving on Sunday? You 'merkins are SO weird!
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I heard roaches can be frozen solid and when thawed they're still alive but I don't know if it's true. I need empirical evidence on that one.
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Put it in hot water in the bathtub, SANS.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
*hugs ESE and swears to come back as a pig in next life*
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11