Justin Bieber Calls Mariah Yeater "A Weasel"
Justin Bieber was allowed to stay up past mimi times last night to sit on a booster seat on the Late Show stage and talk about serious adult stuff with David Letterman. Letterman asked the beaver equivalent of a Skipper Doll about getting swabbed in the mouth to prove that it's impossible for him to father a baby since the only liquid he produces is Poof 'n Puff Perfume.
Bieber told Letterman that the swabbing took all of ten minutes and he got to keep his clothes on the entire time. Letterman said that his eyes have turned red over Mariah Yeater's claims and the scent of weasel farts have trickled into his nostrils. Bieber responded by saying, "I could smell a weasel too." Little did Bieber know, that wasn't the smell of a weasel, that was the smell of a gerbil slathered in Crisco that Uncle Usher brought him to "play" with.
As Justin waits for Mariah Yeater to give up DNA from her baby, he reunited with Uncle Usher on Today this morning where he kissed a Belieber on the hand without a condom on his lips (cut to 9 months later with her holding a Baby Alive on the cover of Life & Style) and gave a wardrobe assistant a Crying Game moment.
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Although I find that sweater quite astonishing in ugliness, I must admit that he is alright...when you consider all the slut and douche music that is out there like pitbull, and J-low. He is like a glorified mini pop, and I'd rather have kids listen to Justin than the egomaniac ramblings of Kanye West
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He should learn to have a little compassion for people who have not been lucky like him. Yes, it was mostly luck.
I wonder if Lindsay will try to scissor him in a bid to stay relevant?
He is so unoffensive. I think I'll buy his cd for my gradkids! *sarcasm*
No teen boy who wasn't sniffing weasel farts and huffing paint would wear his meemaw's sweater. Honestly how do 6 year olds even find that attractive, never mind his new beard who's pretending he gets a chub. Look at that damn sweater!! A granny sweater. Listen when he's giving blow jobs for heroin at the LA subway stations, please nobody be surprised.
I'm surprised 10 year old boys aren't beating this fauxster up, seriously.
I thought the primary pic was Mariah Yeater... XD
That Christmas jacket is hideous. Like something you'd unwrap from mom or grandma and say "Oh......geez.......thanks......" Then you'd have to wear it the rest of the day until they left and it immediately got balled up and tossed in the closet's furthest corner.
the main pic looked like he's been fucked by a huge thick cock.
Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:02pm.
Am I the only one hoping that the kid is his and ruins his career?
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I'm torn. I really want his career to be over - I mean, look at those MMBop boys, they seem to have disappeared - but on the other hand, I'm hoping that in a few years, a scandal erupts in which this kid's mother, Usher, and other people are found to have drugged him to keep him in puberty, incapable of growing body hair, let alone fathering a child.
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I'm not going to hate on him. I have two of his songs on my ipod. He has some talent and maybe he'll evolve to something better. He's young so I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt. My fourteen year old still likes him which is reassuring to me. Those who have fourteen year olds will know what I mean. I can;t hate on him.
Pull your pants up Justin.
Skipper doll- I'm dying. F*cking priceless.
The banner pic has a strong "John Mayer vibe."
That is all. Carry on.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 9:38pm.
Poor Selena, I'm thinking she's going to go bananas when she gets near a real boy her age. But I'm sure they'll stay BFFs.
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Selena'll be okay...she's assuredly getting paid handsomely to carry out this fake relationship.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
It's his mouth. His purty little rosebud mouth. That's what makes him look so girly. And those pierced ears. And delicate bone structure. And lack of body hair.
Poor Selena, I'm thinking she's going to go bananas when she gets near a real boy her age. But I'm sure they'll stay BFFs.
He needs to "rough up" the hair and looks because the girl gel, eyebrows, etc, just have believing that the little man wants to be a drag queen when he grows up. He is just, well toooooo groomed.
He can live like a king with 88 million dollars. So I doubt he'd seek education.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 6:36pm.
Who is this child and why isn't he in school?
I thought about this also. It's estimated that in 2010 alone he made 38 million. Add another 50 million for 2011 and really who needs school. Maybe if the tide finally turns and he not popular anymore and he doesn't end up accidentally ODing by the time he's 20, a college education might be an option but I seriously doubt it.
This lesbian is so overrated. OMG! Can barely stand to look at him. He is so talentless!
GG and Becky...I'm happy to see you...I mean REALLY happy!
Yeah...and it's always the cutaway shot. There's the action and then the stupid...I don't know...like a walrus in heat shot. Hate it!
I still hate the old porn videos where they had to show the guys 70s porn mustache and orgasm face...it kinda bothers me.
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Manimal5 - I had a boyfriend who did that! On dark stormy nights it comes back to me! *screams*
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When the Biebs finally grows some pubes; he plans to gel those, too.
(Match his hairdo.)
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 8:23pm.
Is this the face he makes when he is reminded that its time to kiss Selena?
I don't even want to think that this is his "O" face.
I still hate the old porn videos where they had to show the guys 70s porn mustache and orgasm face...it kinda bothers me.
Is this the face he makes when he is reminded that its time to kiss Selena?
Today, he looks ESPECIALLY like that Stefan guy from The Vampire Diaries. Never got his appeal either ...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:45pm.
BITCHES, WE ALL GOOD. When will you whores not figure it out? You got the sweets 'tween yo' legs, WORK IT!
I bet Selena cant wait to rip that theme sweater right off his scrawny pale little body... gahhh
My sister loves theme sweaters!. Those damn Canadians have no respect for Thanksgiving....either that or Best Buys gave that to him...
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
That little fuck needs to put that jacket back in his mom's closet.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
He looks more and more like a chick every day.
Who is this child and why isn't he in school?
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Usher is teaching him how to play the skin flute too.
In addition, I have never heard any of this kid's songs nor do I plan to. I dislike him because he looks annoying.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
Fair Isle patterned sweaters are very "in"... the Victoria's Secret catalogue that is. This little girl could have picked a more flattering color for her anemic, on-the-rag skintone, however.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
he looks as if he's dealing with the difficult brown.
I do believe that is Ski Fun Barbie.
*adds rocket launcher to Dear Santa list*
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She is getting too butch! Justine, grow that hair longer.
Is he wearing some sort of varsity jacket/ski sweater hybrid???
So I'm the only person who thinks that jacket is fuckin cool? I love fairisle. Beiber however is not cool and no kid that likes him is cool. He is the Donny Osmond ( or Ronan Keating from my era) of the Noughties.
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A blossoming rose.
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A Skipper doll! LMAO! She should wear a condom when screwing around with weasels.
That jacket is very Christmas'y...
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Freddie Mercury lives! Just kidding, only in that pic, Mercury fans!
I know Bieber doesn't get to pick out his own clothes, but he might want to make a power bid for control of that area. A 6-year-old would refuse to wear that sweater. Bill Cosby wouldn't wear that sweater.
Submitted by French Mofo on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:19pm.
He's still alive... Why ?
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hahahahaha
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Second row, pic on the far right: "Justin, I think it's a pube!"
Do I hate Justin Bieber? No. Does he annoy the shit out of me? Yes. I feel that he better enjoy this ride while it lasts because I predict he'll grow up to be some creepy man-boy in a few years. (i.e. Frankie Muniz)
For what it's worth, he's not completely talentless. I watched his movie on a flight back to DC from Madrid - please don't judge...I couldn't sleep and I had already watched two movies. Anyway, he's a pretty decent drummer.
#mytwocents
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Douchechill!
He's still alive... Why ?
In that main pic, thats a girl, not a dude.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:00pm.
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lol! :)