Jenny From The Sound Stage
For those of you who still believe that JLo hasn't hacked off her Bronx roots with a diamond-encrusted platinum machete, I hate to burst your bubble with a sharp pin dipped in obvious.
In case you haven't noticed, Fiat has paid JLo millions upon millions of dollars to represent them in a series of commercials and ads. In one of their commercials, JLo drives through the streets of her native Bronx as though she's driving straight into the beating heart of her soul. JLo's gaze hugs the neighborhood around her as she tells us how the Bronx inspires her and is her playground, and shit like that. Well, the neighborhood that is so dear to her was never graced by her presence during the filming of this fake ass commercial. Bitch filmed her part in L.A. I'm sure stage hands holding gigantic checks from Fiat stood off camera, so JLo could stare at them and the camera could capture the authentic look of true love in her eyes.
The Smoking Gun reported yesterday that JLo never stepped foot in the Bronx during the filming of the commercial. A body double drove the Fiat through the Bronx and the face shots of JLo were filmed in L.A. The commercial was edited to make you believe she's actually in the place she's going on and on about. The ad company who produced this mess calls the commercial "My World" and said in a press release that it “explores her personal take on how life in the New York City borough continues to inspire her to be tougher, to stay sharper and to think faster. We watch as she leaves Manhattan and makes her way back to the Bronx, where she grew up and continues to be inspired by.”
Fiat admitted that Jenny never drove through the Block
"Both FIAT commercials featuring Jennifer Lopez were indeed filmed in the Bronx as well as outside locations. In today's world, people are increasingly mobile and their work takes them to a variety of locations. As a result, we took the opportunity to film wherever Ms. Lopez was working at the time to accommodate her schedule."
When hos get rich, I don't think they owe anything to the place they came from. JLo doesn't have to drive into the Bronx in her Gucci Fiat and let the poors rub her ass for luck right before her asshole shoots gold coins at them. JLo doesn't owe the Bronx that. But it's ridiculous how she keeps using and using them to make us believe that she's still a neighborhood girl. Like we're really supposed to believe that this bitch would step her Louboutin-covered foot in the Bronx. JLo can't even drive through Beverly Hills adjacent without a convoy of bodyguards and a crystal bottle full of diamond dust to sniff just in case the air of the middle class blows into her window.
What I'm getting at is that the Bronx needs to sue this fraudulent ho for copyright infringement!
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Submitted by ricockulous on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 10:38pm.
Hi everybody! I'm a longtime reader (born and raised in the Bronx) and it's my first time posting.
Welcome to Dlisted. Part of your initiation is to what every episode of Golden Girls & the iconic materpiece "Showgirls".
Quiz on Mon.
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Will the quiz be multiple choice or an essay? I'm caught up on the Showgirls requirement, but I'm a little rusty on my Golden Girls. Do I get extra credit for eating cheesecake?
I have good memories of Fiat. When I was a kid, and i'm from Manhattan, I had a friend that lived in Co-op City. His dad owned a Fiat, and that tiny sucker would go anywhere- after you chipped the ice off and warmed the car for ten minutes.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 2:56am.
The foul odors from J-Ho's massive/foul fat ass would be enough to exterminate an entire city block.
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I take it you don't like her.
Good news for Fiat: you have successfully tied your brand to JLo and everyone is talkin about it. The bad news: Ditto.
I'd never buy a car associated with such a cheesy "celebrity". Maybe I'd buy a razor or mascara or ass cream from a company she was reprsenting; its not obvious. But a CAR? A company who thinks I'm brainless enough to buy a CAR because of JLo (?!?!) doesn't deserve my business. No. She doesn't represent anything I aspire to AT ALL.
I think Fiat gambled and lost on this one.
The ad is shit, the song is shit...and isn't that the same car she had in her dreadful 'Papi' video?
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The foul odors from J-Ho's massive/foul fat ass would be enough to exterminate an entire city block.
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Hi everybody! I'm a longtime reader (born and raised in the Bronx) and it's my first time posting. I absolutely had to log on and say that as a native Bronx girl, this chick does NOT represent me or where I'm from. I guarantee that this fake ho does not buy her clothes on Fordham Rd., nor does she do her grocery shopping in a C-Town. I can't remember ever hearing of her being spotted in the Boogie Down. This bitch isn't Jenny from the 10472, she's Jenny from the 90210. I don't know one person from the Bronx who identifies with this trick. Go away, we don't want you!!!
That is all.
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I was fooled by the rocks that she's got....
or was it cocks?
I have to wonder-- is this commercial even targeted towards americans? Now that we have a global economy, I'm thinking tacky-ass "celebrities" like Lopez and Kardashian Klan don't even need to worry about their fellow americans hating on them because they know better.
They are selling their image to unaware viewers in Singapore and Brazil. People in far-off countries don't know what the Bronx is and probably don't have a word in their language for "famewhore."
Because I really don't see any Bronx people lining up to buy Fiats. Maybe people in Karachi will think of "Jenny" as a down sistah, though, and consider Fiat a luxurious automobile.
PS, I will always hate Jennifer Lopez for ruining the Cell.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by caitrin176 on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 6:01pm.
It's a well known,widely publicized fact that the woman actually had a solidly middle class upbringing;I have also heard that she went to private school and took dance lessons as well(not sure if the latter 2 are true.)
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It's true, she attended private schools and went to Kips Bay for dance lessons. Back in the day they used to offer classes but they were very affordable, a lot of people were able to take dance classes. Now a days they don't even host dance classes anymore.
I had to log back on to Dlisted just to rant about this tired ass fraudulent bitch. Being as I am from the Bronx, born and bred; and how I live about 10 minutes away from her old neighborhood and how my mother went to the same high school as her I am sick and tired of this skank whore bitch using the BX whenever it suits her tired ass.
Her old fucking Catholic middle school where her mother and aunt even worked at graciously asked if she could host a fundraiser for the school because it was about to be closed down, and the Bronx NEEDS good private schools as there aren't many options and this hoe IGNORED THEM. NEVER RESPONDED TO THEM but yet the bitch goes to Kips Bay (an after school community center for kids) just for a mother fucking photo-op.
The bitch also went to the Puerto Rican Day parade twice only because Marc Anthony forced her to and because there were cameras there, now she wants to whore out the Bronx once again but not even be there. Everyone in the Bronx that I know including myself, knew this bitch wasn't actually driving through the Bronx before the media caught onto it.
I am SO SICK AND TIRED of this geriatric fraudulent whore that fucked her way to the top then exploited the Bronx for her own personal gain. The Bronx isn't even as bad or hood as this bitch tries to make it out to be! She lived in a fucking MIDDLE CLASS NEIGHBORHOOD AND WENT TO PRIVATE SCHOOLS, she ain't from the fucking projects.
/end rant.
Seriously, who are they kidding? Are we to believe this self absorbed woman would be caught dead driving a lowly little Fiat - a commoner's car?
No.
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Hate this stupid commercial, everytime it comes one I change the channel. How are people supposed to believe this entitled bitch hangs out in the hood? Like, seriously? FAIL
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:53pm.
I think it would be funny if she stopped at a red light and got carjacked in "her neighbourhood".
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Hahahahahaha!!
This woman is so fake that it's offensive. It's as though she really thinks most people are stupid enough to buy her rags-to-riches (street kid to star) story.It's a well known,widely publicized fact that the woman actually had a solidly middle class upbringing;I have also heard that she went to private school and took dance lessons as well(not sure if the latter 2 are true.)None of this is consistent with her redrafted version of her life, the one in which she survived squalor, poverty, and the "mean streets" of the Bronx that once seemed inescapable to her...Inescapable until, through toughness, "talent" and discipline, she rose above the prison of her past-- as well as everyone everyone else--like the celestial star she still imagines she is. She is a greedy,talentless, deceptive, insufferable, ostentatious, self serving....well, I'll stop there: no noun needed! I simply detest the woman, and have no clue what in hell her redeeming value is supposed to be...
Am I the only one still out on the ho stroll?
I was in love and monogamous for a long time and when it ended, what can I say? I love the mens!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 1:34pm.
Shut up, Whamo!
Not everyone is a ho, like yourself!
Truth be told and don't care if anyone believes me or not but why the hell lie - I was virgin until I was 24 and never even made it to double digits in terms of men I've slept with.
I am naturally highly monogamous, I always have been. I did have a one night stand once - no regrets - condom used but it wasn't for me.
So that's some personal info you can believe or disbelieve but it is, indeed, fact. Many of my friends from Ireland are the same way - my American friends, not so much!
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Thanks for sharing Irish, and I really mean that because I'm a 24 year old virgin...yes, they still exist.
I wasn't raised in a super religious household or anything like that, in fact I'm agnostic, so there's really no reason that I'm holding onto the V card other than I'm just not interested right now. Throughout high school and college I often worked 2 sometimes three jobs to cover tuition and to help my mom out, and I never really had time for a boyfriend. I'm also a very analytical and practical person and so I was (and still am) obsessed with being top of the class that I never really allowed myself to have time.
It also seemed like my friends that were having sex kind of let the emotions that come with it get the best of them, and I never wanted to be like that. I never wanted to change my own moral beliefs to appease a guy; and I never wanted to obsess over why a guy was no longer interested in me...And I sure as fuck didn't want a kid. (Yeah, contraceptives have come a long way, but shit still happens)
So at this rate I'm pretty sure that I'll probably finish grad school as a card carrying member, which by today's standards would probably make me a black sheep, but I'm okay with that.
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ahhhh, fiat.
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-the yugo was actually a fiat, they just changed the name for for legal purposes.
oh, and these douchemobiles look weakass stupid. little pus infected sores running around spreadin the ugly.
what a fucking moneywhore sellout that jlo is.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
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Submitted by SarahR. on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 4:23pm.
The part where she presses the button is the only honest moment in this vid. She is like "Lock the fucking doors, we are in the ghetto!"
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IKR? This deluded twat has never been near a block, street, never mind ghetto. Fiat done made a booboo with this one. They might as well have gotten Lady Gag. J-Lo also does Venus razor commercials. I guess those bedazzled body suits aren't going to pay for themselves.
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I don't understand why Fiat wanted JLo for their commercials in the first place! Jho went out years ago and people are still not checking for her. If anything, she's a bad representation for Fiat cause everybody in the world knows how fake she is and would no way, unless she's paid, be seen in a Fiat.
J-Blow is so boring. Doesn't she have kids to take care of?
The part where she presses the button is the only honest moment in this vid. She is like "Lock the fucking doors, we are in the ghetto!"
Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:50pm.
I also forgot to mention anything "mutton" or "lamb" I will not touch or VENISON. What the hell is it with that shit? I still cannot find anything concrete that says Scottish people eat venison in massive amounts! Have you Irish?
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ooh haha I like venison, but I can see why people would find it gross...it's really "gamy." My grandma, bless her heart, used to make "il capriolo" - venison with veggies, wine, and juniper berries, braised for like 8 hours. Good stuff. Never had mutton or haggis; the one time I went to Edinburgh I was sick as a dog and couldn't find it in me to try the stuff.
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Uh, you didn't even make mention of that fact that this cunt would never step foot in a Fiat. This is one of the most bizarrely mismatched celebrity endorsements I've ever seen.
This is not shocking news. The commercial is just as fake as she is. She is a money grubbin' low class untalented pig.
She Stinks!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:38pm.
Whamo, I was asking because of the comments made about skinny men earlier. *snicker*
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In that case I'm rail thin. LOL!!
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Dog, that's inappropriate. That is obviously nobody's business but Whamo's and mine.
Wow, talk about boundary issues, eh, Whamo?
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Too late. It's up now on whamohasathindick.com
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JSlo was never hood or street. Her parent's were hardcore Scientologists and snotty Uppity High Yellow Puerto Ricans who did not acknowledge their heritage or teach that bitch spanish. They even put her through private prestigious dance and acting schools that only priveledged jewess and WASP girls went to. I give Madonna more cred cuz the bitch was poor hungry and ruthless and never denied fucking to claw her way to the top. Heck we have hairy muff art photos from back in the day to prove it!
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:38pm.
Whamo, I was asking because of the comments made about skinny men earlier. *snicker*
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In that case I'm rail thin. LOL!!
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Dog, that's inappropriate. That is obviously nobody's business but Whamo's and mine.
Wow, talk about boundary issues, eh, Whamo?
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seriously, who'd this bitch blow to get famous? no talent slag -
everytime I see that ad I gag...these are my streets...yeah right...those never were your streets, and you could give a shit less about them...she is a fraud, and I am so fucking tired of this ho....unfortunately Madison Avenue isn't she sells, but she may go the way of the Whoretrashians if she isn't careful....so lets hope that happens....
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:38pm.
Whamo, I was asking because of the comments made about skinny men earlier. *snicker*
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In that case I'm rail thin. LOL!!
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the only inspiration this cunt got from the Bronx was to use whatever means she had to get the fuck outta there and never come back. as if everyone doesn't know already what an entitled elitist ungracious twat she is. Down to earth and real you never have been Jho. Jenny from the Block should get a special grammy for the most self-serving song in the history of pop music btw.
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Oh lovelylaney! Oddly enough the blood pudding stayed down but the hagis came right up! And it gave me some nasty brefs!
Haggis.
Nuff said.
Just frigging no.
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I also forgot to mention anything "mutton" or "lamb" I will not touch or VENISON. What the hell is it with that shit? I still cannot find anything concrete that says Scottish people eat venison in massive amounts! Have you Irish?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:45pm.
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I am truly sorry that your friend did that to you - giving you an interwebz hug :(
However, I have done that to friends who try sushi the first time with "Hey try a little of this green mustard, it's GREEAATT" and of course not telling them to be light with the mustard and well I get a kick out of the face that's made :) SORRRY! :)
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:38pm.
Whamo, I was asking because of the comments made about skinny men earlier. *snicker*
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In that case I'm rail thin. LOL!!
lovelylaney - You lost me at blood pudding. We lived in London for 3 years and I friend there said to me "open your mouth". :/
Irish, now see, I can't even look at any Celtic foods! Tortured with them all my life :) LOL Although ever now and then I have a taste for a meat pie or steak & kidney pie, I get over it rather quickly. My worst thing I hated growing up was Mince or Mince Pie! ICK. And blood pudding, well I was forced to eat that and haggis (Daddy Dearest's favorite YUK).
I do miss some vegetable sausage patties and link sausage, but the town where I grew up, most of the Scottish/Irish butchers are gone sadly :( I think there may be one, Stewarts, left, but all the other shops closed up since our once Scottish/Irish town has now changed ethnicities (wink wink). :)
Used to love the smarties my cousins would bring from Glasgow and OMG when Di and Charles got married, the fam mailed huge boxes of paraphenalia to us like dish towels, and plates, and over course the large 11x17 framed photo of the Di and Charles. LOL Meanwhile, Grandpa (lover of the Dewars) would bitch and moan that the Queen was a ripe old cunt and she should have been beheaded. Oh best thing he said while drunk was that the Irish were pussies since they couldnt get England out of their country despite being an Isle and yet Scotland was successful even while being landlocked. Stupidest, comment, ever GRANDPA. Dewars. It's what's in Grandpa's tea. :) hehe
Oh FFS, as if Lopez would ever drive that thing, let alone there.
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Whamo, I was asking because of the comments made about skinny men earlier. *snicker*
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Oh lovelylainey
I forgot the Scots are so cheap, LOL! The Irish are the opposite.
I am married to a Dutchman but they like to call themselves, ahem, "frugal" or "wise with money". !
I just bought Walkers mince pies from world market. I love anything Walkers!
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"continues to inspire her to be tougher, to stay sharper and to think faster"
wait what why? in case a subway rat tries to mug her at knifepoint? oh please with this
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:22pm.
Hey Whamo - are you...um...really skinny...or no? Just, uh, wondering...
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I'm by no means fat or chunky if that's what you're asking. lol
I'm no marathon runner or anything but I'm pretty lean guess.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 1:22pm.
Nothing says going back to your roots like driving through your old hood in your impeccable white car with perfect makeup and a Brazilian blowout...I'm RICH BITCH!
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Hey Irish - seriously LOL :) You can laugh. It's funny now (not the beating), but funny from a politically correct sense of the world we live in now! Even my staunch Scottish father has grown up and has (to my horror at first) dated interracially since my Mother died over 26 years ago - it was shocking to hear, but also a relief in a way if that makes sense. But I was sure to remind Daddy Dearest of the beating for Genghis when he told me about his Latina girlfriend outings :) LOL
I also don't believe in organized religion, but I have my faith and it's mine alone. And as others have said, we won't really know will we until we die!
I also fight the overcompensation with my son, and recently, since he's turned 10, I'm starting the free range parenting more. Can't protect him forever! He has been handed down the stereotypical frugality that is known to the Scots, but I haven't made it so important like my parents did to me; and I always tell him, save your money honey, but if you like something, spend it on you wisely! :)