Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Spiral Hot Dog! (Yes, this is a preview of the highly important news I will be bringing you today.) Haven't you always wanted to know what a peen would look like if it got a spiral perm? Now, you have your answer, sort of, thanks to Indestructibles' ingenious way of spiraling a hot dog. All you need is a hot dog, a knife, a pot of bowling water, a long skewer and some extra time.
1. Carefully push drill directly down the center of the hot dog. (Why does that sound like step 1 in the instructions for how to use an urethra dildo?)
2. Keep the knife at the same angle as you slice thru to the drill bit, and roll the hot dog away from you as you continue down the length of the dog. May or may not take you a couple trys to get method of nice tight coil.
3. Boil the dogs! Microwaving does not produce satisfactory results.
And there you go! You've got a slinky dog that will make everyone shout out, "WHY?" Use turkey dogs and you've got the perfectly Thanksgiving meal.
My only complaint with this mess is how am I supposed to deep throat it and lick the tip all inappropriate-like at the dinner table? That is a hot dog eating tradition. How am I supposed to do this with the slinky dog?!
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Urethra dildo?!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Um...why?
I think I saw this on an episode of criminal minds.
Sorry but this still doesn't compare to pigs in blankets.
This just screams how horrible the economy is when mo'fos are thinking of ways to spice up their hot dog meals. What's next? PB&J spread and cut up using shot glasses so as to make round sandwiches? Shit, I grew up in the 70s and 80s and I know poor stuff - Mom would do those round sandwiches to try to trick us into thinking it was something NEW. :) It's also a copy cat somewhat of Amy Sedaris' rake hot dogs!
Corkscrew wiener with a side of curly fries please!
*barfs*
In high school, there was this kid with long curly hair. And my friend was like, "I wonder if that's what his dick looks like. Like a spiral." Im assuming this spiral hot dog is what she imagined his dick to look like.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 8:12am.
Now I want a big ass brat. no hotdog, a big ass midwest brat, the way only we in the midwest get em.
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Come on ovah!
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Aren't pig peens all spirally like that?? IRONIC!
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I am soooooooooo doing that.
Excuse me, but where does "drill bit" come into this? MK didn't say you needed a f*cking drill bit! SHADY!
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Now I want curly fries! I don't know what kind of seasoning they put on curly fries that they don't put on regular fries, but it is addictive!
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Looks like a peen after its been in paris hilton.
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
Big girls don't care about calories
Now I want a big ass brat. no hotdog, a big ass midwest brat, the way only we in the midwest get em.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
This would confuse my condiments too much. Can't do.
uhh, que?
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"My only complaint with this mess is how am I supposed to deep throat it " MIGUELINA THE SCREW SHAPE IS SO THAT YOU CAN PENETRATE YOUR ANUS. MIGUELLLINNAAA!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Cool earring.
What?
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