Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Spiral Hot Dog! (Yes, this is a preview of the highly important news I will be bringing you today.) Haven’t you always wanted to know what a peen would look like if it got a spiral perm? Now, you have your answer, sort of, thanks to Indestructibles’ ingenious way of spiraling a hot dog. All you need is a hot dog, a knife, a pot of bowling water, a long skewer and some extra time.
1. Carefully push drill directly down the center of the hot dog. (Why does that sound like step 1 in the instructions for how to use an urethra dildo?)
2. Keep the knife at the same angle as you slice thru to the drill bit, and roll the hot dog away from you as you continue down the length of the dog. May or may not take you a couple trys to get method of nice tight coil.
3. Boil the dogs! Microwaving does not produce satisfactory results.
And there you go! You’ve got a slinky dog that will make everyone shout out, “WHY?” Use turkey dogs and you’ve got the perfectly Thanksgiving meal.
My only complaint with this mess is how am I supposed to deep throat it and lick the tip all inappropriate-like at the dinner table? That is a hot dog eating tradition. How am I supposed to do this with the slinky dog?!
via Buzzfeed