Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

November 23, 2011 / Posted by:

What former C-list actress-turned-reality star has rekindled a past romance with a famous rock star and is now asking him to adopt her youngest child? The blonde beauty, who receives a hefty child support check for her other kids, is trying to secure a little financial security for her latest tot! (Blind Gossip)

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora? Just when I start to think that motherhood (and an obese child support check from Charlie Sheen) has convinced Denise Richards to quietly retire from the gold digging game, she dusts off her shovel and sticks it into another pile. Damn, she’s good.

This starlet has hooked a lot of buzz and if her new movie is as big as we think it will be, she’ll soon be on the A list. She has been hero-worshiping the director of the film (big name/lots of good movies) for years, but now they’ve taken it to the next level. Lots of dirty texts and a strangely close relationship that is creeping out cast and crew. Not sure if they’ve bumped the uglies, but it seems inevitable at this point. (BuzzFoto)

Rooney Mara and David Fincher? Exhibit: A.

This director doesn’t have a reputation for engaging in tomfoolery on his sets, and this starlet has no reputation at all, yet they’ve been raising eyebrows with their vaguely off-putting relationship, which is inching into “professionally inappropriate” territory. Their weird fascination with one another is making some folks wonder if they could become a liability while promoting their film. She’s infatuated but he’s playing Pygmalion, a scenario that always ends messily. Someone should warn her, bless her little heart. (Lainey Gossip)

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Well, it should be an interesting Thanksgiving at this family’s house. Everybody is mad at everybody else! Parent is unhappy with Child for continuing in a relationship that is sure to end in heartbreak. Child is annoyed that Sibling is scoring more work than Child and not including Child in the most lucrative projects. And Sibling is unhappy with Parent’s management of their career. Perhaps Child can lighten the mood by spilling the news that Sibling’s SO is consulting with a divorce attorney. Let’s all give thanks for family! Will someone please pass the sweet potatoes? (Blind Gossip)

For once, I’d like one of these these “sisters” blind items to be about The Landers Sisters! Hell, I’d even settle for The Peldon Sisters. But nope, it’s always about those stupid ass Kuntrashians. Tomorrow they will pull the plastic bag of giblets out of Kim’s ass, slather it with herb butter, shove Stove Top into it and thank it for making all of them millionaires. But yeah, this is probably about those gobble gobbles whores.

Child: Kourtney
Sibling: Khloe
Parent: Pimp Mama Kris

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