St. Angie Almost Died, Or Something
On this Sunday's 60 Minutes, St. Angie Jo talks about how long before she was a world-saving whisper of a waif whose zero calorie queefs are saved in vials and worshipped by Brangeloonies, she was a rebel bitch who liked to do bad things. (You know, back when the bitch was fun!) Angie says that she hit the dark side so hard that she almost kissed death because of it. I don't know if she's talking about her dragon chasing days or the time she licked on Billy Bob Thornton's taint in the bright light while completely sober. Probably the latter. And here's some quotes:
On how our lord lifted her from the darkness, put a halo on her head and made her the saint she is today: "I went through heavy, darker times and I survived them. I didn't die young, so I'm very lucky. There are other artists and people who didn't survive certain things."On the "certain things" she's talking about: "I think people can imagine that I did the most dangerous and I did the worst, and for many reasons I shouldn't be here. You think of those too many times where you came close to too many dangerous things, too many chances taken too far."
On some shit that will make Maddox shout out GRODY!!!: "I'm still a bad girl. I still have that side of me. It's just in its place now. ... It belongs to Brad."
Yes, Angie, please show Brad how "bad" you can be. Beat the fleas out of him, throw him into a Hazmat bath, handcuff him to the faucet, whip him with a soap on a rope and just when he's begging you to stop, CONDITION HIS HAIR! Yes, Angie, get that bad on that bitch. Because if he gets any greasier, my abuelita's going to have to throw him in an empty jar, store him under her sink and only bring him out for when she cooks plátanos fritos.
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Sounds like she's trying to convince us she won't snatch another ho's man.
Again.
For the third (known) time.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Why are people always surprised actors are self-absorbed twats? You don't want to be in the spotlights all the time because you're a down to earth "normal" human being. Acting = vanity = douchebag HERPDERP.
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For your health.
When the truth is found to be lies
and all the joys within you die
don't you want somebody to love
She's talkin bout the H
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"I do not drink, do drugs, or lie" --Lindsay Lohan 2007
SHE GREW UP THE PAMPERED DAUGHTER OF A MOVIE STAR. AJ needs to pull her head out of her a*s.
Her plastic surgeon does brilliant work? Who is he/she and why doesn't Angie pass off some worthwhile information by giving us his/her name?
Submitted by daisydaisy on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:32pm.
Speaking of humanitarians, has anyone seen this?
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oh FFS...now I REALLY hate this guy! Doesn't surprise me though. Most celebrity charities are a complete sham.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Speaking of humanitarians, has anyone seen this?
http://occupywallst.org/forum/brad-pitt-is-the-latest-filthy-disgusting-...
Jolie thinks she is soooo enlightened and enthralling. OMG. LADY.. I know more amazing people than you in just my COUNTY with far less money. FUCK.
I went through a period in my teen years when I wanted vampires to come to my window. Does that count as "should not have survived"?
P.S. I don't need a Bible to do good deeds. I belong to a group called the human race, not a church. ;)
Ummmmm, Angie, lots of us "non artist" types went through, and survived, a dark period when we were younger. We just aren't using that period of our lives to appear "edgy" today.
And. I might add, we aren't sitting in front of a camera, for millions to see, patting ourselves on the back for eluding the grim-friggin-reaper so we can appear so tough and badass!
Personally, I wouldn't be suprised if she was nothing more than a little geek, that's made this shit up just to get people to pay attention to
her stupid ass.
Lastly, while you sit back reflecting what a good actress you are, because of your Oscar, just know that Tatum O'Neil got one too, when she was just a kid - look at her now!
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I'm your huckleberry...
Submitted by Super Stew on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 9:35am.
Since this is an anonymous post, I will trumpet a little. Hubby and I go to Kiva.org and give microloans. *SNIP*
Thank you for making me aware of this charity. You have inspired me to take part in something very rewarding. :)
I wish all celebs would stop with the interviews, and DEFINITELY stop with Twitter. It just proves they are stupid most of the time.
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Stir It Up, got to break it up now
When I think about tomorrow -Ooh I can't wait to
Stir It Up, got to shake it up now
If I have to beg or borrow, I'm not gonna take it anymore
I don't know if she *really* was such a bad ass or not growing up on the mean gated cul-de-sacs of Beverly Hills ((snort)), but I do know she was MUUUUUCH more interesting (and gorgeous) as a fake poseur punk wannabe than this washed out, put upon, photo-opp'd Mother Earth persona she's been trying to maintain for a minute now.
And it's NOT because of motherhood. From where I sit, being a proprietor, er, "hands-on-mother (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)" of her own rainbow coalition is about the ONLY interesting thing about her (and she good-and-g'damn-well knows it and uses, too...).
Why din't she just say: Remember when I played Gia and that girl in Girl Interrupted? Good times, good times...
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 10:41pm.
and "bad" (sexually)? only old folks, lounge lizards and beards talk like that. jadapinketsmithmuch?
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LMAO - This made my day. Good point!
WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 9:41am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 9:32am.
Yep - cooking it all, baby, and loving every minute of it. Imma grub so much, I'll make PSL's back fat look sick!
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LOL!
Agreed with those who said that in all those years of hers being in the spotlight there is no proof of her being a drug addict. Just a video where other people were doing drugs and a set of artsy fartsy pictures where she had tape on her boobs. No scars from self cutting, no reports of AJ collapsing or being hospitalized, no bad skin from meth, crack or heroin.
She's a wishy-washy version of Asia Argento, who wasn't that edgy to begin with, but at least she was credible during her so-called rebel days.
Agreed with Whamo too, and with that person who quoted the Gospel of Matthew.
AJ just pretends to be, to be everything that crosses her mind in that very instant of boredom.
Submitted by Super Stew on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 9:35am.
Thanks for sharing. I have just signed up and have donated money. This is awesome.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Women who are batshit crazy remain batshit crazy unless there's major psychotherapy. Angie may have shifted her focus away from self-medicating with drugs (arguably), but I'm never going to believe this facade that everything with her is GREAT.
This trick bores me to tears. I get the sense that while she is probably intelligent, she's vacant. Like, not really ever present, and lacking in personality. These might be symptoms of her obvious depression, so I'll be nice.
Like someone said before, so she did drugs. Congratulations Angie (slow clap.) Welcome to the human experience, have a seat.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
she looks gorgeous here, glad she didnt die, and am glad she had her crazy time and has moved on.
Submitted by Super Stew on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 9:35am.
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Thank you from me for doing this.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 9:32am.
Yep - cooking it all, baby, and loving every minute of it. Imma grub so much, I'll make PSL's back fat look sick!
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Super Stew, I've heard of Kiva. They do great work and they're not well-known at all.
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Agree with Dog. Love that Bible verse and try to live it every day.
Since this is an anonymous post, I will trumpet a little. Hubby and I go to Kiva.org and give microloans. We currently have 22 loans right now and are helping people in Ethiopia, Ecuador, Senegal, the Phillipines, Cambodia and Vietnam. These microloans help people buy seed, livestock and grocery store products to start businesses or grow their businesses. Many people I know have no idea I pick the people to loan to based on them and do it in honor of them. When a loan is repaid, I turn around and roll that money back in to loan to someone else and add an additional loan if I can. (Loans start at $25.) Even while times are tough, I will scrape a little more so a mother in Vietnam can repair her home for her children. We are so blessed here and it is easy to take it for granted.
***runs back to bedroom and shuts door***
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 9:22am.
Are you cooking for the holiday?
I am doing the traditional fare.
Should be doing the pies now but am lazy.
why is 60mins interviewing her? is there a movie to whore out? darksided??!!mmmkay. stfu Angie! she is exotic looking so I find that gorgeous. she needs to sit down and eat ya know?! take it easy. take care of the people in her life who are under her roof...like the kids and Brad and herself.
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 9:18am.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 8:41am.
Eeeeeeeeeeevil! I was axing about you yesterday! ♥
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DOGGIE!
I have been busy at work, so no time for dlisted! I have until Monday off! YAY!
How are you?
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I'm well, fanks. Half day and then off until Monday. WOOOOT! It's like a graveyard up in here today! Well, except for Whamo's clam. :-)
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I am pretty critical of AngieJo however, we always say how poorly Brad looks from being with her, maybe she looks bad from being with him?
Her hair looks crispy and thin from the bad nutrition, maybe if SHE got rid of HIM she would get back to her single self just like many women do when they are single. JLO was very desperate and slutty the other night, but she looks better now than she did 10 years ago.
I have said it before, Jen Anniston while on FRIENDS, you can totally see her get thinner when she gets with Brad. Not in a bad way but he seems like one of those assholes who constantly reminds his woman how much she is eating..
To Ang defense, she has some beautiful moments in her life. The green dress when she was carrying the twin messiahs you have to admit she was beautiful.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 8:41am.
Eeeeeeeeeeevil! I was axing about you yesterday! ♥
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DOGGIE!
I have been busy at work, so no time for dlisted! I have until Monday off! YAY!
How are you?
*high5s Whamo*...loved it.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 7:39am.
S W O O N
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
HAHAHAHA...."Happened to other artists and people...
Love that this bitch points out she's an "artist". Con artist is about it.
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Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it...
I just put one of those Andie's chocolate mints in my coffee because I'm feeling particularly dark and dangerous myself today.
I was watching old Rolling Stones music vids on Youtube yesterday, and I found the one with Angie Jo from the 90's ("Anybody Seen My Baby?"), and wow. She was really gorgeous back then... and her head was shaved freaking bald in that video. She had this full, not especially chiselled, face and a curvy body.
She's pretty now, but not anything like what she used to be.
CAT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
*gets out tinfoil hat and egg beater light saber*
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This bitch. Ugh. She and her gross man went to a Central American country for a charity thing. Cameras all over at the event, at which they stayed for one hour. Then they trotted back to their five star resort and were never seen outside it again. However, in the press this was reported that she spent DAYS with these poor children.
So yeah, FAKE!
I think AJ is getting the roles that she played in movies confused with real life.
Yeah, a lot of people have a bad period when they are young, but then most people grow the fuck up and move on with life.
The baddest thing that the public has ever seen you do is steal two men, and watch you make out with your brother, which points out that you are probably more of a jealous bitch than a bad ass bitch. I feel sorry for the day Maddox gets a girlfriend.
But I will never throw shade on anyone for doing charity work or for bringing awarness to issues that need help, no matter what her agenda is with all of that.
Submitted by mudtutle on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 7:55am.
Also I'm now in love with Whamo.
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I don't think so, dear.
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Dark-sided!
if this cunt was such a badass and lived a wild dangerous crazy drug filled life when she was younger how come no one else has any stories about her to tell? i don't remember her OD'ing, passing out, acting doped up and out of it in public, etc. etc. And no one else has any stories either. she's full of shit. so she did some drugs. who didn't? her stories are BS.
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU. I've thought this for years. People would have lined up to sell stories if there actually were any. The most anyone ever did was sell a video where she's hanging out with a couple of people while THEY are doing the drugs. The only crazy stories come from her. And I think she's made most of them up. If she cut herself and there are scars, where the fuck are those scars? I've NEVER seen a picture of any of them and the press is completely obsessed with analyzing every fucking tattoo. There are no scars. Just loads of bullshit. All of it for shock value PR.
Eeeeeeeeeeevil! I was axing about you yesterday! ♥
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She is positively vomit inducing.
Santa Angelina must know that she will never die as such.
She and all the Hollie-Shitts will all be assumed directly into heaven.
They will have to go through the sheep dip on the way, though.
I agree with what Whamo & a few others have said already, the charity BS is an act, she's still fighting her addiction & no one gives a fuck about her sex life with Brad. They don't look like their 2005 selves anymore.
It also occurred to me that my bro & sis-in-law have 5 kids. Five! I know how crazy round-the-clock busy they are, let alone if they were trying to manage a film career or some crap like that. There's no way she's hands on, working & traveling with that many kids. I can't believe that anyone falls for her nonsense.
Lastly, this thing goes in cycles. We've heard from Angie...which means in a few days we'll hear some news from Jen. What'll it be? Pregnant? Sad that she's not pregnant? Can't keep a man? Ugh. Eyeroll.
I think Jolie and Pitt know they are quickly approaching middle age; their looks, appeal, and earning potential seem to be fading. Perhaps they're tired of dealing with all these kids they may have adopted/birthed without enough careful consideration for the long term responsibility involved. Perhaps they are simply tired of each other. Nobody in that family looks particularly happy.
Raising six children in a stable home is tough enough...but they can be sent to a friends house to play, enrolled in activities and clubs, go out to a backyard or local park or open space to exercise and have fun...these vagabonds move endlessly, gotta be tough on those kids with no home base. Imagine being on an endless "vacation" with six young children. Exhausting.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 7:36am.
Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 7:29am.
this needs a bitch please tag
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Also a fuck off tag, thankyouverymuch.
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Add a "who cares" tag to that too, please :)
Thank you, Stan. My husband and I contribute in small ways to various charities but not even our closest friends know about it. I'd feel like I was fishing for compliments if I went around talking about how I donated to this one or that one.
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I had this bitch pegged a loooooooong time ago. Funny how on all her humanitarian trips there was always paparrazi around to snap photos,no doubt set up by her so she could be like "See what a good person I am?!". It's one thing to
help people but I respect the celebs who do it quietly and not for recognition.
Bravo Dog!! ON POINT!!
I am so TIRED of hearing all her wonderful deeds. They are all chronicled for the press.
Dear Angie:
Here it is right in the New Testament about how to give to charity and you FAIL:
So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets...to be honored by others...But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret.
- Matthew 6 (NIV)
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