Spaz de la Huerta Spoils The Boardwalk Empire Season Finale

My mom asked me the other day if I was watching Revenge (which you should always pronounce as RUUUUH-VEEEENGE while making wide Norma Desmond eyes), and I told her that I was behind 3 episodes since its priority ranks way below my current soul fillers of choice The A-List: Dallas and Love & Hip Hop. So instead of doing the correct thing by softly weeping about how she can’t believe she raised such a garbage disposal tramp who eats up trash by the pound, she goes, “Oh, so you didn’t see it when so-and-so found out that so-and-so was a this-and-that? I couldn’t believe it!” So yeah, just like my mom, Spaz de la Huerta should import the phrase “SPOILER ALERT” into her lexicon, because she spilled way too much information on the Boardwalk Empire season finale at a party the other night.

Page Six says that Spaz, who truly always looks like she’s always having an awake abortion, was approached by a guest and asked if she could tell them anything about the season finale. (SPOILER ALERT) The drunk face that launches a thousand side-eyes opened its mouth and told the guest that her character’s baby dies. Apparently, that’s more than the party guest wanted to hear.

For real, though, I doubt that even happens in the finale if it came from Spaz’s tongue. Spaz is forever free falling down a K-hole where the moments from her life twist together, and so she doesn’t know what she’s saying half of the time. When you turn on the local news tonight, you’ll find out that Spaz was arrested for accidentally blacking out on top of a baby. “So that’s what she meant” is what you’ll say afterward. Oh shit, I should’ve added a SPOILER ALERT to that shit.